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  • Funny since I'm reading this on my way to planned parenthood

    Submitted by minimew on Jun 12, 10 at 11:42am
  • Points for creativity right there.

    Submitted by jamieischaos on Jun 12, 10 at 10:09am
  • Classy. Very classy.

    Submitted by XZero on Jun 12, 10 at 10:56am
  • An engagement ring won't keep all the creeps away, hun. Some will consider it a challenge. There's to many cheaters out there nowadays -.-

    Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Jun 12, 10 at 2:55pm
  • I just lol-ed and everyone waiting in line at the department of licensing just looked at me

    Submitted by elosh on Jun 12, 10 at 3:29pm
  • I did the same thing ahahahah

    Submitted by sjg on Jun 12, 10 at 1:34pm
  • I def have a fake ring too

    Submitted by adidaswmmng on Jun 12, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Yea cause the ones that hit on you when they think your married are far less creepy

    Submitted by lilluci on Aug 13, 10 at 5:13am
  • I got a ring too! I got it just to wear but it came in handy while getting judge buying plan b

    Submitted by thispersonhere on Jun 12, 10 at 5:57pm
  • I would judge you twice as much.

    Submitted by marcusjay on Jun 12, 10 at 11:14am
  • Smooth move (^_^)

    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 12, 10 at 10:01am
  • I have a ring for these reasons as well!! it's a smart move...

    Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jun 13, 10 at 12:10am
  • This is such a good idea.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 12, 10 at 8:02pm
  • I doubt the people coming into a planned parenthood really care if the girl at the desk is married.. Your life isn't important to them. The receptionist should at least comprehend that.

    Submitted by mrazek88 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:54am
  • Win!

    Submitted by jem on Jun 12, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Hetus's work the same

    Submitted by PissInMyEye on Jun 13, 10 at 12:16am
  • First of all, creeps are into women with money. Secondly, it's much easier to judge someone at planned parenthood if you think they're rich. Third, you're a loser; not because you bought costume jewelry, but because you bought it for THIS.

    Submitted by carepolice on Jun 12, 10 at 11:50am
    • @carepolice: Just because someone has an engagement ring doesn't mean they are rich. Douche bag. This idea is genius.

      Submitted by JackTwist on Jun 13, 10 at 6:26pm
  • She bought the fake diamond and is using it as a fake engagement ring, and people are going to judge someone who's engaged less for being on birth control. Though at PP, no one should be judging anyone. These texts are less funny when the people commenting aren't smart enough to understand them.

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 12, 10 at 12:22pm
  • Trust me, ducky, I work at Planned Parenthood and I couldn't give two shits about what's on or not on your finger. We're here to make sure you don't destroy your life, not pass judgment.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jun 20, 10 at 10:59am
  • Not being a whore would be cheaper...

    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 13, 10 at 8:14pm