i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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and 1:34- please explain how you would know that a condom fits over your head..........
Never seen XS condom*
magnums do make a difference, i tried normal sized condoms for a few months but they would always squeeze the base and hurt.
12:21 u soooo got that from katt williams LMAO!
haha prolly fake but still fucking awesome
I'm slightly curious as to how he'd know that...
1250 - if you read 15-20 or so posts up, it's made clear that we're talking about a regular size condom fitting over someone's head, not an extra small.
I didnt even know they made extra small condoms lol!
i <3 wayne county! full of rich people,ghetto people, and white trash!
11:43- I think the question posted suggested the XS condom fitting over someones head would be challenging?
@1:16 your an idiot...
a normal condom will fit on just about anything,
magnums were just made up as a sales pitch...
haven't you ever seen those sex ed videos where they fill them with water?
no one 'has' to buy magnums...
1:19 you're an idiot and must have a small dick. My boyfriend hated wearing condoms cuz they were really tight and painful, so I suggested he try the Magnum. He never thought about it cuz he didn't think he was that big (aww, isn't that sweet?) but it made a WORLD of difference! That's all we buy now, and yeah it sucks that it doesn't have the variety of regular size.
This text is so sad! :(
There's a special place in heaven waiting for you
Aw, thats sweet... and definitely sad!
kind kind kind man. I would do the same lol
I've never seen XS either so I googled it to find out. Apparently they do make them, but I am a girl and I've never been with anyone who needed extra small, so I dunno where you'd find them!
who works at a place that sells extra small condoms...
Did you know that now they have serial numbers on them.....
Oh... I guess you never rolled it down that far?
looool poor guy...im glad my bf is well endowed but he always says the normal sized dudes are the ones who have the most fun.
i have an xs. i get laughed at but i still pull! and the girls giggle and cover their mouths and say " oh my god " every time i say "what?" as if i dont know
LOL @ 1:19
condoms-BEST. WATER. BALLOONS. EVER!
12:01 nah im just mad cuz i loved his tiny dick lol..... NOT
If he was so embarrassed, why not just buy them online???
I live in 313
Oh gawd, it must've been my ex....
A normal size condom will fit over your head (the one on top of your neck, I mean) so anyone who "has" to buy the XL condoms is just feeding their own ego.
7 44- say something constructive. it doesnt matter if its real or fake, i bet half of the texts from this site that you have found amusing have been fabricated.. that does not make it any less entertaining. saying 'fake' will not affect this text in any way, the degree of truth does not bother anyone other than a few extraneous fuckheads (yourself included).
Small dick or not, why be embarrassed? He's obviously still getting laid!
haha, from someone whose penis slips out of "normal" condoms... GOD BLESS YOU!!!
...and the guy was still a total jerk for trying to steal. seriously, own up. it's not a big deal, unless you're still in high school (physically or mentally). then yah.
1:19. you are SO wrong. my exboyfriend could not get a regular sized condom to roll on very easily and then after a lot of tugging to get it on there, it was VERY tight and looked painful. the magnums were way better for him.
and why would this be fake? people steal condoms.
I didn't know condoms came in that size. Lucky me.
Today, I got caught stealing condoms at CVS. I was only stealing them because I'm ashamed to wear extra smalls. FML.
oh wait wrong website.
trojan jr edition, does the trick for me
i bet that was my ex boyfriend
That's nice. I'm sure he would have bought them if he wasn't so ashamed.
what kind of evil corporation charges for those things?
they should just mail them out to everyone so the people who don't need them get a laugh and the people who do can laugh along with them before guiltily batting their eyes..
Do they make them extra small?? I know the ultra thin are smaller than regular but I've never seen de condom
1135... you are prob just mad at ur ex bc he left u for the next best thing
Do they MAKE xs? I don't think they do...
He's about as useless as guys get.
I must apologize publically for setting my friend up with an xs... Sorry boo! How do we go about telling him about the xs condoms in a way that won't hurt his "little" feeling???
10:57 I was just going to type that!!
wow i knew there we "fitted" condoms but extra small????? Thank god im one of the lucky ones that actually has to buy magnums, kinda sucks still tho when all the cool different varieties of the regular sized ones are literally a struggle to get on
I didn't know they had those... but if I needed them I would steal them, too, rather than pay for that embarrassment
Lmfao I pitty those guys but hey tats y we got Jena Jameson nd vibrators/dildos
@1:19 @1:34 will normal-sized condoms really fit anyone? Some boys I know say that normal-sized condoms pinch and threaten to cut off the blood supply to their boners, or are they just trying to make themselves look good?
I don't think they were saying it was fake that someone would steal a box of condoms, but rather that the person let him go because of the size.
Anyway yes it is possible to fit a condom over your head... just google it.