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  • 69 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:55pm

    1250 - if you read 15-20 or so posts up, it's made clear that we're talking about a regular size condom fitting over someone's head, not an extra small.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:44pm

    There's a special place in heaven waiting for you

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:32am

    i have an xs. i get laughed at but i still pull! and the girls giggle and cover their mouths and say " oh my god " every time i say "what?" as if i dont know

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:38am

    If he was so embarrassed, why not just buy them online???

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:21am

    Did you know that now they have serial numbers on them..... Oh... I guess you never rolled it down that far? lol

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:50pm

    11:43- I think the question posted suggested the XS condom fitting over someones head would be challenging?

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:26am

    1:19. you are SO wrong. my exboyfriend could not get a regular sized condom to roll on very easily and then after a lot of tugging to get it on there, it was VERY tight and looked painful. the magnums were way better for him. and why would this be fake? people steal condoms.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:27am

    Oh gawd, it must've been my ex....

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:20pm

    looool poor guy...im glad my bf is well endowed but he always says the normal sized dudes are the ones who have the most fun.

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:28pm

    Never seen XS condom*

  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:03pm

    haha prolly fake but still fucking awesome

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:50am

    poor bugger and 1:34- please explain how you would know that a condom fits over your head..........

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:36pm

    i <3 wayne county! full of rich people,ghetto people, and white trash!

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:22pm

    1:19 you're an idiot and must have a small dick. My boyfriend hated wearing condoms cuz they were really tight and painful, so I suggested he try the Magnum. He never thought about it cuz he didn't think he was that big (aww, isn't that sweet?) but it made a WORLD of difference! That's all we buy now, and yeah it sucks that it doesn't have the variety of regular size. This text is so sad! :(

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:46am

    Today, I got caught stealing condoms at CVS. I was only stealing them because I'm ashamed to wear extra smalls. FML. oh wait wrong website.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:11am

    wow i knew there we "fitted" condoms but extra small????? Thank god im one of the lucky ones that actually has to buy magnums, kinda sucks still tho when all the cool different varieties of the regular sized ones are literally a struggle to get on

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:07pm

    Aw, thats sweet... and definitely sad!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:24am

    LOL @ 1:19 condoms-BEST. WATER. BALLOONS. EVER!

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:28pm

    I live in 313

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:53am

    I didn't know condoms came in that size. Lucky me.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:28pm

    I'm slightly curious as to how he'd know that...

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:09pm

    I've never seen XS either so I googled it to find out. Apparently they do make them, but I am a girl and I've never been with anyone who needed extra small, so I dunno where you'd find them!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:01am

    1135... you are prob just mad at ur ex bc he left u for the next best thing

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:57pm

    I didnt even know they made extra small condoms lol!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:49am

    kind kind kind man. I would do the same lol

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:20am

    12:01 nah im just mad cuz i loved his tiny dick lol..... NOT

  • 49 52
    Submitted by CorkyPie on Apr 12, 10 at 2:33am

    Lmfao I pitty those guys but hey tats y we got Jena Jameson nd vibrators/dildos

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:55am

    7 44- say something constructive. it doesnt matter if its real or fake, i bet half of the texts from this site that you have found amusing have been fabricated.. that does not make it any less entertaining. saying 'fake' will not affect this text in any way, the degree of truth does not bother anyone other than a few extraneous fuckheads (yourself included).

  • 45 45
    Submitted by jltc on Jun 28, 11 at 10:23am

    Do they MAKE xs? I don't think they do...

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:19pm

    magnums do make a difference, i tried normal sized condoms for a few months but they would always squeeze the base and hurt.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:19am

    @1:16 your an idiot... a normal condom will fit on just about anything, magnums were just made up as a sales pitch... haven't you ever seen those sex ed videos where they fill them with water? no one 'has' to buy magnums...

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:35pm

    i bet that was my ex boyfriend

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:22pm

    Do they make them extra small?? I know the ultra thin are smaller than regular but I've never seen de condom

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:16am

    Small dick or not, why be embarrassed? He's obviously still getting laid!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:17pm

    who works at a place that sells extra small condoms...

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:26pm

    trojan jr edition, does the trick for me

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:34am

    A normal size condom will fit over your head (the one on top of your neck, I mean) so anyone who "has" to buy the XL condoms is just feeding their own ego.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:11am

    haha, from someone whose penis slips out of "normal" condoms... GOD BLESS YOU!!! ...and the guy was still a total jerk for trying to steal. seriously, own up. it's not a big deal, unless you're still in high school (physically or mentally). then yah.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:45am

    12:21 u soooo got that from katt williams LMAO!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:28am

    I must apologize publically for setting my friend up with an xs... Sorry boo! How do we go about telling him about the xs condoms in a way that won't hurt his "little" feeling???

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:43am

    He's about as useless as guys get.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    10:57 I was just going to type that!!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:43am

    I don't think they were saying it was fake that someone would steal a box of condoms, but rather that the person let him go because of the size. Anyway yes it is possible to fit a condom over your head... just google it.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:59am

    @1:19 @1:34 will normal-sized condoms really fit anyone? Some boys I know say that normal-sized condoms pinch and threaten to cut off the blood supply to their boners, or are they just trying to make themselves look good?

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:07pm

    That's nice. I'm sure he would have bought them if he wasn't so ashamed.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:11am

    I didn't know they had those... but if I needed them I would steal them, too, rather than pay for that embarrassment

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:45am

    what kind of evil corporation charges for those things? they should just mail them out to everyone so the people who don't need them get a laugh and the people who do can laugh along with them before guiltily batting their eyes..