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  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:47pm
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    I heard this at a comedy show weeks ago, and its still funny

  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:14pm
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    This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:27pm
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    hahaha. CRACK me up! :)

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:27am
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    There's a t-shirt with this premise. By far one of the funniest things I've ever read.

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:16pm
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    I'm 100% 50/50 that I am still laughing about it

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:55pm
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    There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm
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    "There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious." well it WAS funny.. you ruined it. w2g

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:33pm
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    Alright really....this might be the most ridiculous one on this page. I bet your milkshake is an doubleXL and the only reason 85 to 90 percent are running is because you probably had toilet paper hanging out your ass.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:09pm
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    Would've brought more if the flavor wasn't vanilla

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:44pm
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    Sex Panther. It works 60% of the time, All the time.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:16pm
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    Mikaela S. post this?

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:15pm
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    Haha!! Too funny

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:55am
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    extra points for me laughing so loud i woke up my roommate!

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:44pm
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    Totally talked about this one on Bob

  • 30 31
    Submitted by madfool on Nov 20, 10 at 1:34am
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    Gold.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:41pm
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    Best!

  • 28 45
    Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 15, 10 at 11:06pm
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    I am rolling. Funny as hell!

  • 6 4
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Apr 6, 12 at 1:50pm
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    It's good to be honest about the realities of your milkshake.

  • 14 20
    Submitted by katiemia27 on Jul 6, 11 at 1:32am
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    hahahahahaha.

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