My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
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Alright really....this might be the most ridiculous one on this page. I bet your milkshake is an doubleXL and the only reason 85 to 90 percent are running is because you probably had toilet paper hanging out your ass.
I heard this at a comedy show weeks ago, and its still funny
"There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious."
well it WAS funny.. you ruined it. w2g
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious.
CRACK me up! :)
I'm 100% 50/50 that I am still laughing about it
There's a t-shirt with this premise. By far one of the funniest things I've ever read.
extra points for me laughing so loud i woke up my roommate!
Mikaela S. post this?
It works 60% of the time, All the time.
Would've brought more if the flavor wasn't vanilla
Totally talked about this one on Bob
Haha!! Too funny
I am rolling. Funny as hell!
It's good to be honest about the realities of your milkshake.