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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:14pm

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    I'm 100% 50/50 that I am still laughing about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm

    "There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious." well it WAS funny.. you ruined it. w2g

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:27am

    There's a t-shirt with this premise. By far one of the funniest things I've ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:55pm

    There is a 95 to 100 percent chance I find this hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    I heard this at a comedy show weeks ago, and its still funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:33pm

    Alright really....this might be the most ridiculous one on this page. I bet your milkshake is an doubleXL and the only reason 85 to 90 percent are running is because you probably had toilet paper hanging out your ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:27pm

    hahaha. CRACK me up! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 2:55am

    extra points for me laughing so loud i woke up my roommate!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    Mikaela S. post this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    Sex Panther. It works 60% of the time, All the time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:09pm

    Would've brought more if the flavor wasn't vanilla

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    Haha!! Too funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:44pm

    Totally talked about this one on Bob

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    Submitted by madfool on Nov 20, 10 at 1:34am

    Gold.

  • Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 15, 10 at 11:06pm

    I am rolling. Funny as hell!

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    Submitted by katiemia27 on Jul 6, 11 at 1:32am

    hahahahahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:41pm

    Best!

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    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Apr 6, 12 at 1:50pm

    It's good to be honest about the realities of your milkshake.