i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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i got wood reading that
Jizz in my pants
4:51 I don't think the problem is so much getting a boner that fast as much as it's awkwardly yelling "Boner!" in the middle of it. I don't think that needs to be announced.
Yeah, I don't even think this is unusual. It's not like we can say "ok, penis. It's time to erect yourself." That would be ideal, but no that's not how it works.
no good. However, still better than waiting for 45 minutes.
no need to get your tighties in a twist, boys... the point is he yelled, "BONER"
defensive much? hahah hmmmm
actually I just squirted
you don't have to touch it for it to get hard...so don't be surprised if you just tapped it and it woke up...it's not hibernating or anything girls
What girls don't know about dicks is just astonishing....(waiting for the guys don't know about pussies banter)
He was talking about you, and the mistake you just made.
haha that sounds like a great idea. shut up bitches.
Whats wrong with getting a boner quickly,,,as long as it doesnt go off?
Maybe he was just thinking of Boner from Growing Pains.
lol my ex used to get a boner from just having me sitting in the car next to him ... not too nice:P
It's one thing for it to happen- it's another to shout it. I'm not into 12-year-olds.
what you dont understand is that if a guy knows hes about to have sex or get head or the girls gonna touch him. He starts thinking about it. and if a guy is horny enough just thoughts will get him excited i bet if a girl randomly walks up to a guy and grabs his dick out of no where its gonna take him a sec to get hard. It's mainly the thought process in a guys head knowing hes about to get some. Sorry were not 65 year old men who you have to slob D on for 15 minutes for us to get halfway hard.
I guess he has an easy button
5:23, that is so sad, I had to have a cry. Maybe your GF and I should have a chat about our feelings.
this is so funny to me.
its ok to have a boner that quickly, ive actually nutted the instant i was touched before. its fine though cause it was with my gf and we just kinda laughed it off
i get a boner before anybody's naked lol, geez
but why would he exclaim "BONER!" just cause he was one lol?
i'd laugh if my guy did that
just the fact that he yelled BONER was why i thought it was so funny
6:40-silk boxers dont help it either as i found out last night...
that's not an "early" erection... girls don't understand dicks at all.. but it's ok because it doesn't matter. It's all good on the guy's part anyway. but if a guy has to spell the abc's to eat you out you're texting your friends and talking shit behind his back.
hahaha..there's nothing wrong with early erections..as long as it stays :) I would laugh if my boyfriend yelled "BONER!"..hahaha
3:21 -- haha yes, exactly!!
But in RL? Not cute...