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  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by kaceycake on Aug 3, 10 at 8:50pm
  • i got wood reading that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Jizz in my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 1:09am
  • 4:51 I don't think the problem is so much getting a boner that fast as much as it's awkwardly yelling "Boner!" in the middle of it. I don't think that needs to be announced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Yeah, I don't even think this is unusual. It's not like we can say "ok, penis. It's time to erect yourself." That would be ideal, but no that's not how it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:37pm
  • no good. However, still better than waiting for 45 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:31pm
  • no need to get your tighties in a twist, boys... the point is he yelled, "BONER" defensive much? hahah hmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Lmao

    Submitted by Ryan561 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:03am
  • actually I just squirted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:09pm
  • you don't have to touch it for it to get hard...so don't be surprised if you just tapped it and it woke up...it's not hibernating or anything girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm
  • What girls don't know about dicks is just astonishing....(waiting for the guys don't know about pussies banter)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Whats wrong with getting a boner quickly,,,as long as it doesnt go off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:51pm
  • checkout ijustwanttotellyou.c0m

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:50pm
  • He was talking about you, and the mistake you just made.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:19pm
  • haha that sounds like a great idea. shut up bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Maybe he was just thinking of Boner from Growing Pains.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30am
  • lol my ex used to get a boner from just having me sitting in the car next to him ... not too nice:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:58pm
  • It's one thing for it to happen- it's another to shout it. I'm not into 12-year-olds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:08pm
  • what you dont understand is that if a guy knows hes about to have sex or get head or the girls gonna touch him. He starts thinking about it. and if a guy is horny enough just thoughts will get him excited i bet if a girl randomly walks up to a guy and grabs his dick out of no where its gonna take him a sec to get hard. It's mainly the thought process in a guys head knowing hes about to get some. Sorry were not 65 year old men who you have to slob D on for 15 minutes for us to get halfway hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I guess he has an easy button

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:19pm
  • 5:23, that is so sad, I had to have a cry. Maybe your GF and I should have a chat about our feelings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:36pm
  • this is so funny to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:00pm
  • its ok to have a boner that quickly, ive actually nutted the instant i was touched before. its fine though cause it was with my gf and we just kinda laughed it off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:23pm
  • i get a boner before anybody's naked lol, geez but why would he exclaim "BONER!" just cause he was one lol?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:29am
  • hahaha i'd laugh if my guy did that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:43pm
  • just the fact that he yelled BONER was why i thought it was so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:54pm
  • that's not an "early" erection... girls don't understand dicks at all.. but it's ok because it doesn't matter. It's all good on the guy's part anyway. but if a guy has to spell the abc's to eat you out you're texting your friends and talking shit behind his back. /bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:11am
  • 6:40-silk boxers dont help it either as i found out last night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:35pm
  • hahaha..there's nothing wrong with early erections..as long as it stays :) I would laugh if my boyfriend yelled "BONER!"..hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:57am
  • 3:21 -- haha yes, exactly!! But in RL? Not cute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:39pm