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  • 10:47 i'm with you on that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20pm
  • tampon, rub your clit. easy fix. a week is definitely too long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:53pm
  • people actually finger themselves while their masturbating? i dont get any pleasure from that at all lol, clit all the wayy yo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I wonder what bad idea #1-52 are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm
  • I masturbate while she's on her period all the time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Dude I'm always horny when i'm on my period, just do it in the shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Me too 8:03! Shower head works phenomenally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 8:56 is exactly right. It's not gross at all. Messy is fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Just keep your pants on and hump pillows. With determination, it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:30pm
  • It does help with cramps, just wear a tampon or lay on a dark colored towel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm
  • keep some baby wipes around and do it right after you pee... it's great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 8:17 isn't a week too long for u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:21pm
  • so wrong. In so many ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Can't wait a week... Think of guys who get married - they have to wait for a year or more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:47am
  • I agree with 11:19. I don't really get anything from fingering myself. Clit gets the job done FAST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03am
  • 12 03 needs to get a dildo and work at it for a while. its worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:11am
  • yikes, probably looked like a murder scene when you were finished.

    Submitted by nyc1990 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:25pm
  • man up and deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:06pm
  • periods no longer stop me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Dear amazing 12:11, Your thorough knowledge of the English language is very arousing to me. I want to make out with you. Sincerely, 11:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am
  • I love doing it while on my period. I just play with my clit though. It feels so good. And it does help with cramps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Rub your clit not your clot. And it helps with cramps so yeah people lighten the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:24pm
  • My sweet, misled 5:52pm: I think you mean "whether". Not "rather". In addition, contractions are a wonderful invention; try using them. A good one is "that's". It would have done the job much more effectively than your previous selection, "that". Also, "way" really only has one vowel in it (excluding the Y), and "too" has two. I hope this problem clears up for you. Education is a guaranteed cure. Oh and one more thing: An ellipsis has three periods in it, not two or five. Thank you for your time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:11am
  • yeah i never finger myself, just rub my clit. i like when a guy fingers me sometimes though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:59pm
  • every time i read a TFLN about masturbating i get inspired and go masturbate haha. and i'm a girl..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:47am
  • sooooooooooo tired of the "bad idea" texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:38pm
  • oh its nothing. wear a tampon, get the clitty good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:03pm
  • ok sorry this is really off topic but i put in a tampon and it hurt and obviously i know its not supposed to hurt so did i pop my cherry?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:42am
  • Tampons ruin all the fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Unless you are in the shower

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 4:40am
  • it really does help with cramps though..,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:34am
  • Like 8:02 said, bathtub!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:07pm
  • duh masterbate in the bathtub. with the faucet. yyummy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Put a towel down and use a vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:56pm
  • 8:55 and 9:32 need to grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:17pm
  • She is just discovering masturbating on the rag? What is wrong with this world? Wash your hands. It's the simplest solution to your “problem”

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:57pm
  • vibrator, towel, it'll relieve your cramps and be just plain AMAZING! Life is messy, deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:47pm
  • 'The book of bad ideas' Wish I had a copy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Just rub ur clot duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:33am
  • I do it all the time. Suck it up and quit bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:56pm
  • what are the other 52?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:57pm
  • call me crazy, but sex+masturbation during your period=totally normal...how old are you people? 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:20am
  • a week to long for you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:17pm
  • im always the horniest on the rag..... and yes 8:02pm bathtub!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:03pm
  • JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST! LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Omg! That's disgusting...leave the personal life at home not on a public website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:15pm
  • it can help ith cramps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:05pm
  • now you know why (most) guys don't want to do anything during that week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • oh wow i didn't even notice it was spelled wrong til i got to 1.32am lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:38am
  • i agree with 11:19pm..wear a tampon..buy a vibrator or use ur fingers to rub ur clit..it's better than sticking them in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Are you kidding? That can be one of the BEST times to masturbate! It's your body and what it does, get used to it. So you just don't do it while in bed on your 800 thread count sheets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24pm
  • you just made me throw up at work... but now i get to go home cause i said i was sick. thank you, 484! you're the sickest bitch i've met today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:14pm
  • What a fucking dumb trout.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:14pm
  • jacuzzi tub in my bathroom. and they say money cant buy happiness. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:07am
  • yeah it totally helps with cramps!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Not a bad idea at all. In fact, it's a very pleasurable idea. What.. did you get blood on the ceiling or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:55pm
  • put down a towel and use a dildo, it's not that difficult to figure out, if you're going to do it in water though, do it in the shower not the bath, doing it in the bath that time of month could get a little icky :) I sincerely hope that whoever's text this is is reading all our tips hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:17pm
  • orrrr... watch tons of porn and you can totaly get off just by rubbing your clit. it's alot faster too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Or just don't finger yourself, buy a vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14pm
  • that's what waterproof vibrators and dildos are for!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:21pm
  • do it in the shower, the mess washes away like your sins :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:40pm
  • omggg. I fucking hate periods just for that reason. and a week is wayyy to long. The blood feels soo gross. ewww. I just rub my clit.. not as fun though):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Agreed. I take a lot of showers then...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:38am
  • Its not that bad....I like using my fingers and rubbin her clit when a girls on her period

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Not a bad idea, but some things are needed to be prepared beforehand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:42pm
  • lol 2:20.....that funny and rather you materbate or masturbate you still get the happy ending lol..people are waaaaay to up tight!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm
  • weeak.. why use our periods as another excuse to not do something. if you feel like it friggin do it. dont be a nann.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:26am
  • I'm with ya

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:25pm
  • MasTURbate...jeez....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:32am
  • everyone is missing that fact that its bad idea number 53.....this person must be pretty fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:32am
  • 12:32 Usually when people put a number after something like bad idea/good idea its just random and to be funny. Not because it's actually that number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:42am
  • hot tubs are the best. oh my god. the absolute best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:31am
  • actually its my fav time!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:10pm
  • if you don't know how to spell it, you're probably too young to be doing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:41am
  • horniest on the rag - fuck the mess -it's worth every second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:20pm
  • that's disgusting

    Submitted by shash821 on Oct 17, 11 at 5:19pm
  • Why is that a bad idea? I do it all the time when I'm my period. It's great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:42pm
  • any other dudes feel a little wierded out

    Submitted by bonerfart on Dec 29, 11 at 12:15am
  • our system is made so that we are horniest during our periods. "watch tons of porn and you can totaly get off just by rubbing your clit. it's alot faster too. " and that is the BEST way to do it so it doesn't get too messy. you're just doing it wrong if its messy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Tampons are the solution to your problem!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:32am