what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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thank you for putting that image in my head!
Morning dew would be replaced with morning wood. No, wait, there would probably still be dew.... eww....
mowing the lawn would get pretty damn messy
that would be amazing garden sex
I wish my lawn was Jewish so it would circumcise itself?
You mean the world would be full of dicks? It already is!
i'd squat and drag like a dog does after it shits.
Everyone would get laid.
It would give "Keep Off the Grass" signs a whole new meaning...
4:39, I think that'd be a gangbang.
11:07 nope. Wear stilettos!! Hahaha wow i feel evil
Weird. This is weird! I like grass. Why are you doing this???
it means a sorority would make it until saturday before they ran out.
This kind of frightened me. I wasn't sure whether to hit good or bad... *covers penis*
i hope whoever texted this has gotten laid by now... ill be praying 4 them.
Aaaw it would be cute if they were mini penises, and it be fun to stroke them. But jizz would get everywhere.....
Mexicans would no longer mow lawns. It would be Jews.
Lesbians would be the ones with the lawn mowers. Scary thought
No one could do anything that required grass ever again.
I would be the happiest girl in the world:)
Then a lot more people would go on picnics.
you would have a lot of disappointed women n the dildo business would be booming.
har har 5:39 so witty
No more running through the fields barefoot :(
That's what Freud said...
put the weed down!!!
I would never sit on the grass again
I would just have a lot of picnics
i'd get a job as a landscaper, IMMEDIATELY
Why would you mow it? wouldn't you want them to get bigger?
frollicking in a field in a movie would look a lot stranger..
THEN THERE WOULD BE OVER 9000 PENISES ON MY LAWN!!!
walt whitman on mushrooms
first????? i don't even really know what that means but i'm guessing i am now bitches