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  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:37pm

    Morning dew would be replaced with morning wood. No, wait, there would probably still be dew.... eww....

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:39pm

    You mean the world would be full of dicks? It already is!

  • 58 48
    Submitted by browngirl3 on Feb 7, 11 at 2:48am

    thank you for putting that image in my head!

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:10am

    i'd squat and drag like a dog does after it shits.

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:12pm

    mowing the lawn would get pretty damn messy

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:39pm

    that would be amazing garden sex

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:22pm

    4:39, I think that'd be a gangbang.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:02am

    It would give "Keep Off the Grass" signs a whole new meaning...

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:22pm

    I would be the happiest girl in the world:)

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    11:07 nope. Wear stilettos!! Hahaha wow i feel evil

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:55am

    I wish my lawn was Jewish so it would circumcise itself?

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:05am

    it means a sorority would make it until saturday before they ran out.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:41am

    i hope whoever texted this has gotten laid by now... ill be praying 4 them.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:43pm

    Aaaw it would be cute if they were mini penises, and it be fun to stroke them. But jizz would get everywhere.....

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:54pm

    har har 5:39 so witty

  • 46 56
    Submitted by kbug51689 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:20pm

    Then a lot more people would go on picnics.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:42pm

    Everyone would get laid.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:16pm

    This kind of frightened me. I wasn't sure whether to hit good or bad... *covers penis*

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 7, 10 at 9:57pm

    No one could do anything that required grass ever again.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:36pm

    you would have a lot of disappointed women n the dildo business would be booming.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    i'd get a job as a landscaper, IMMEDIATELY

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:44pm

    Weird. This is weird! I like grass. Why are you doing this???

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:07pm

    No more running through the fields barefoot :(

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:13pm

    Lesbians would be the ones with the lawn mowers. Scary thought

  • 43 63
    Submitted by chaostition20 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:00am

    That's what Freud said...

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:36pm

    Mexicans would no longer mow lawns. It would be Jews.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:36am

    I would never sit on the grass again

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    frollicking in a field in a movie would look a lot stranger..

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:27am

    I would just have a lot of picnics

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:21am

    walt whitman on mushrooms

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:34am

    Why would you mow it? wouldn't you want them to get bigger?

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:05pm

    first????? i don't even really know what that means but i'm guessing i am now bitches

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:38am

    THEN THERE WOULD BE OVER 9000 PENISES ON MY LAWN!!!

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:25am

    put the weed down!!!