I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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It's not racist. It's true.
11:49 ftw. n this isn't necessarily fake. people callin it that probly live out either in the suburbs or in bumblefuck.
212 is NYC. perfectly believable
thank you for entering that. i love reading these when i'm high and when reading about the "skittles" part, i immediately realized i had a box of skittles in my desk. it was like the best gift a stoner could ever want. thank you :)
Yea I agree from this day all puerto rican's will be known as skittles!!
how is that racist? the op isn't saying all puerto ricans are like that kid.
how do you know he was a puerto rican?
i believe by "skittles" he meant Coricidin D. kids these days are taking them as drugs. u buy a box of them and open all 30 in the box and you take about 20 at a time. where the name "skittles" came from i have no clue. but thats what it is.
This pretty much describes my brother
i love you 10:26 xD ♥
Thats racist??? No that dude just wants to taste da rainbow
The Nazi's had flair for the Jews..
OK. Can i just say this? No one gives a fuck if its fake or not. Almost all movies and tv shows are fake but that doesn't mean theyre not funny so stfu noone likes you
That sounds like my dad. Or my mom maybe.
Ok it doesn't really matter if it's fake as long as it's funny so why don't you retards get a life and send in a better text if these are all so bad
FAKE TEXT. Goto Twitter, goto @TheFatJew & read this on his page from a few days ago. And OP of this post - get an original fucking idea rather than stealing from others. MORON.
That's good shit. 432
You sure he wasn't just a short guy?
That's amazing hahahahahaha
This dude basically copied @thefatjew on Twitter
Kids in PR dont use bluetooth anymore, They have Blackberries and iPhones. Just ask me how much I pay on cel phones every month....
9:44 how is that racist? hes just saying hes Puerto Rican. im Puerto Rican and dont find this offensive at all. go suck a cock and grow up.
...sounds like a normal occurance in springield,
Ma. Except in Springfield the kid would be
packing and you'd have "looked at him
super fake and im ok with that when they're fake and funny...this is just fake.
PRETZELS aren't ever played the fuck out!!
Wtf does this have to do with tfln?
I agree who cares if it's fake or not!!
I wanna be on his level hahaha.
Hahahaha it would happen
Welcome to New York.