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  • 99 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:38pm
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    on the other hand, saying "fat chicks don't really count" DOES make you a bad person

  • 93 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:56am
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    man im a chick and i don't blame you

  • 91 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:36pm
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    I've voted 'Good Night' because you did the right thing.Godspeed, my good sir.

  • 88 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:26am
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    yes. it makes you a coward.

  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:00pm
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    or if a chick is waddling down stairs she's pregnant, so that does make you a bad person

  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:21pm
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    Ew I would have sped up too. I have a medical phobia of vomit. If anyone pukes anywhere near me, I will take off running down the street.

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:59am
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    I would do the same. It might be because I have a phobia of vomit. But still, You're fine.

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:41pm
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    If shes preggers and you dodged her attempt to steady herself, you may be up for some sort of Ahole of the week award. We're pulling for ya.

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08pm
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    she won't remember it. no.

  • 70 54
    Submitted by fgh on Jun 28, 10 at 12:07am
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    Wjhorver says shes pregnant, ur all retarded. If she was pregnant, she wouldn't be drunk.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:43pm
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    nope i would have ran... not just sped up

  • 84 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:03pm
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    yeah your good well.. if shes hot save her and fuck her?(: if shes fat give her a little push down the stairs

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:30pm
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    if it's your kid waddling down the stairs, then yes. you are a horrible person

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:18pm
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    if she is fat or pregnant youre a badass sir. dont listen to these negative people

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:31pm
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    Dude, I've done that. (To be fair I was on my way down the stairs so I could hurl too)

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:55pm
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    dude if a chick is waddling down stairs shes fat and fat chicks dont really count so walking away dont make you a bad person

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:08pm
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    Sounds like you're a baby daddy running from his responsibilities!

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:06pm
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    maybe she was waddling because she was too drunk lol.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:13pm
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    we dont know if she was fat or preggy all i know is if lettin a fat chick fall in her own puke is wrong. i wouldnt wanna be right

  • 67 63
    Submitted by 1118 on May 5, 10 at 5:33am
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    That is AWESOME!!

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:46pm
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    You're not a bad person, You're just going to puke on someone your trying to bang sometime. Or end up with child support payments.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Inihcarmge on Jun 11, 10 at 2:28am
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    You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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