Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Life is so easy for hot, white girls
Where the fuck did my car go?
I wouldn't let you walk home that drunk either
Mormons are fucking wild.
sounds like a great customer-service club!
Sounds like two employees need to be given the boot.
How can anyone give this a thumbs down?
Some people actually have the integrity to do their job without screwing around and/or expect said integrity.
If you dont remember it never really happened and gotta say, that story belongs on www.apparentlylastnight.com