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  • Totally not fake. My friend actually crashed her car once checking someone out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:07am
  • Oh, obviously making jaws drop makes a girl a slut. How dare she be attractive. *Eye roll* Assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Fuckin best thing I've heard today 5:23 AM, a little creepy but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:33am
  • I'm no slut, and I've had that happen, a few times.... I've done it myself once checking out this really hot guy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:08pm
  • get over it guys, when she said her "proudest moment" i'm sure she was exaggerating to make a point, to make it funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:44am
  • I'm sensing there are bastard children and hepatitis in this chick's future

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Well I'm pretty sure this chick was wearing a black shirt with her boobs hanging out, cause I'm pretty sure I was the guy that walked into the door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:31pm
  • It depends on the girl, 9:40, if you get the vibe that she is the kind of chick with a lot of guy friends or she's just chill it's okay or you could say something like, "Greats tits. No hoe." it's about time we had more variations on no homo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:52pm
  • I can think of about 60 thousand things I would be more proud of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:55pm
  • hahaha 3:00 = great success

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Hey she never said her boobs were showing. & she's not neccisarily a slut; my friend is easily distracted by girls all the time, and they don't look anything like sluts. My question is: what did her shirt look like?

    Submitted by angelfire on Jan 31, 10 at 7:01pm
  • hahaha idk why people r asking for pics... u cnt post em here fellas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:58am
  • maybe staring in disgust? cocky hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:00pm
  • wtf shirt were you wearing????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Enough talking about the text. Lets talk about jersey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:40pm
  • proudest moment? if that's your proudest moment, i'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:17am
  • I stare...could see myself doing that in a parking lot if she was stunning...or maybe was wearing next to nothing and had a great rack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:49am
  • Why so sure it's a chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:59pm
  • well. find a cure for aids. or ms. or settle the energy crisis. save someones life help to end conflict. but no, yor proud because you showed your breasts your mother should have been forced to have an abortion. so our welfare system wont have to support another generation of retarded sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:01am
  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Picture and a link to prove it or it NEVER happened!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:58pm
  • I've been that guy. I have a question for the ladies: Whenever i see a girl wearing something like that, a always want to tell her how great her tits are, but i dont want to be rude. Is it bad to just say it? How?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:40am
  • i'm with whoever said maybe it was horrifying and that's why he was staring! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Yep, made a guy drive into my neighbors mailbox once. It was hilarious to see him have to get out and leave a note on the door!

    Submitted by Xivenia on Jul 22, 10 at 8:55am
  • wow that was fast, jersey who wants to talk about it anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Jordan?

    Submitted by randomguy234 on May 27, 10 at 1:49am
  • That is a "goddess moment". Like when you're driving and the guy next to you is staring so hard, they rear-end the car in front of them. Man guys are fucking idiots sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Yeah if your boobs are hanging out it does not make you hot. Sorry you have to show your boobs in order for guys to look at you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • hahah only in asheville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:45pm
  • PICS OR SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:21pm
  • everyone on this site is jealous. just because it has never happened to you doesn't mean she's a slut. she just knows how to work it. get over yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Wow, I thought that only happened on tv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Who knows if it was good staring or bad staring, though! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Yeah I've walked into things due to hot girls...

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 21, 10 at 9:43am
  • If you managed this without slutting it up, cheers. 8:31, nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:21am
  • she knows how to work it? we're assholes? she was probably a whale...hideous attracts stares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:48pm
  • I would totally do that (walking into something because of staring, that is).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:39pm
  • don't you love perfection?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:37pm
  • quit talking about the girl, how the fuck would the guy recover from walking into a car?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:30am
  • I'm sensing your right 5:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:18pm
  • pics or it didn't happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:28pm
  • i love asheville, this was probably about an ftm and mtf and i still love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Did your shirt say " yes they ARE real"

    Submitted by stinkiewinky on Jan 1, 11 at 10:35pm
  • Only in Carolina

    Submitted by Racheechee on Apr 14, 10 at 10:58pm
  • Don't hate her because she is a slut. Hate her because she is a stuck-up slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:33am
  • how funny, that's MY superpower, too.. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:20pm
  • *cough* slut *cough*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:30pm
  • It being her proudest moment is what makes her a slut.

    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:01am
  • you stupid people, lighten up, shes not a slut...you are just too PG rated...get your head out of your asses and look at the real world....its sex driven. everywhere you look something deals with sex, tv, radio, billboards, etc. its just the way of life now, get over it conservative bastards....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:16am
  • Unless she made this whole scenario up, then it's not cocky, I don't know about NC but that shit happens all the time here in Cali, as soon as you wear something remotely provocative publicly someone(s) will eye fuck the shit out of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:29pm
  • oh us ladies have so much power over men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I'm thinking there are quite a few people here who need to get back to taking their meds or, at the very least, switch to decaf. Lighten up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:35am
  • probably in disgust, ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:13pm
  • i concur 3:32, and 3:30, and 3:00... hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:46pm
  • hahaha once had half my face painted with vines and flowers and was getting on the bus and the guy getting off was staring at my face so much he missed the last step, stepped in the gutter and twisted his ankle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:55am
  • agreed 507 and 518 =] i dont think there is anyway to make this happen unless you are a raging slut that has no dignity left to lose (sorry....but really though, you are the one that put it up here online)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:26pm
  • 5:33 totally agree with you! cocky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:13am
  • I'd be proud of myself if my body alone could completely consume someone's thinking and make them do that

    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 7, 12 at 12:26pm
  • The shirt, or the tits underneath it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:52pm
  • I think I was that man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 5:01- I'm sure you can find someone to help you with your anger problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:12am
  • 3:32 - you took the words right off of my fingertips

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Once, I was getting out of the car to go eat something at Fuddruckers or whatever it's called & there was a dude in a car who, as I was getting out, proceeded to slow down and make a face that looked like this : 8O xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:13pm
  • She's probably wearing a my chem shirt and the guys probably shocked cause he loves that band

    Submitted by duckling98 on Apr 25, 12 at 11:11pm
  • OMG how could anyone ever give this a thumbs down? That was obviously an amazing day.

    Submitted by sexynessisme on Feb 16, 11 at 8:57pm
  • Well knowing people from nc this probably did happen an she probably wasn't a slut. Bc guys there are idiots. So guys/girls lay off the poor girl. Maybe she is drop dead gorgeous. Who knows. And I'm sure proudest moment was an exaggeration. Don't blame her for the stupidity of the male species

    Submitted by steptwinzzz on May 1, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Bona party!!!!!

    Submitted by ladEEsman1 on Jun 12, 11 at 12:04am
  • Wow people are so serious

    Submitted by steptwinzz on May 1, 10 at 1:35pm
  • mightve been a offensive shirt worn by a guy. i know a guy who wears shirts that say "Music In A Minor" and show a cartoon of a younger girl with a flute up her skirt. if it was a guy with a offensive shirt, right damn ON, Tom! if it was a chick, pics or GTFO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:04pm