proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
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Totally not fake. My friend actually crashed her car once checking someone out.
Oh, obviously making jaws drop makes a girl a slut. How dare she be attractive. *Eye roll*
maybe staring in disgust? cocky hoe
I can think of about 60 thousand things I would be more proud of.
well. find a cure for aids. or ms. or settle the energy crisis. save someones life
help to end conflict.
but no, yor proud because you showed your breasts
your mother should have been forced to have an abortion. so our welfare system wont have to support another generation of retarded sluts
Well I'm pretty sure this chick was wearing a black shirt with her boobs hanging out, cause I'm pretty sure I was the guy that walked into the door
I'm sensing there are bastard children and hepatitis in this chick's future
I'm no slut, and I've had that happen, a few times....
I've done it myself once checking out this really hot guy....
Fuckin best thing I've heard today 5:23 AM, a little creepy but hilarious
It depends on the girl, 9:40, if you get the vibe that she is the kind of chick with a lot of guy friends or she's just chill it's okay or you could say something like, "Greats tits. No hoe." it's about time we had more variations on no homo!
get over it guys, when she said her "proudest moment" i'm sure she was exaggerating to make a point, to make it funny
PICS OR SHUT THE FUCK UP
wtf shirt were you wearing????
hahaha 3:00 = great success
Enough talking about the text. Lets talk about jersey.
hahaha idk why people r asking for pics... u cnt post em here fellas
I stare...could see myself doing that in a parking lot if she was stunning...or maybe was wearing next to nothing and had a great rack.
wow that was fast, jersey who wants to talk about it anymore?
Why so sure it's a chick?
i'm with whoever said maybe it was horrifying and that's why he was staring! lol
If you managed this without slutting it up, cheers.
hahah only in asheville
Hey she never said her boobs were showing. & she's not neccisarily a slut; my friend is easily distracted by girls all the time, and they don't look anything like sluts. My question is: what did her shirt look like?
Pics or it didn't happen.
proudest moment? if that's your proudest moment, i'm sorry.
Yep, made a guy drive into my neighbors mailbox once. It was hilarious to see him have to get out and leave a note on the door!
Picture and a link to prove it or it NEVER happened!!
Only in Carolina
I've been that guy. I have a question for the ladies: Whenever i see a girl wearing something like that, a always want to tell her how great her tits are, but i dont want to be rude. Is it bad to just say it? How?
Yeah if your boobs are hanging out it does not make you hot. Sorry you have to show your boobs in order for guys to look at you!
who said her boobs were showing?
That is a "goddess moment". Like when you're driving and the guy next to you is staring so hard, they rear-end the car in front of them. Man guys are fucking idiots sometimes.
I would totally do that (walking into something because of staring, that is).
don't you love perfection?!
everyone on this site is jealous. just because it has never happened to you doesn't mean she's a slut. she just knows how to work it. get over yourselves.
i love asheville, this was probably about an ftm and mtf and i still love it
Who knows if it was good staring or bad staring, though! hahaha
pics or it didn't happen
she knows how to work it? we're assholes? she was probably a whale...hideous attracts stares
I'm sensing your right 5:07
Don't hate her because she is a slut. Hate her because she is a stuck-up slut.
Wow, I thought that only happened on tv
quit talking about the girl, how the fuck would the guy recover from walking into a car?
oh us ladies have so much power over men.
Yeah I've walked into things due to hot girls...
*cough* slut *cough*
probably in disgust, ho
Did your shirt say " yes they ARE real"
how funny, that's MY superpower, too.. lol
Unless she made this whole scenario up, then it's not cocky, I don't know about NC but that shit happens all the time here in Cali, as soon as you wear something remotely provocative publicly someone(s) will eye fuck the shit out of you.
I'm thinking there are quite a few people here who need to get back to taking their meds or, at the very least, switch to decaf. Lighten up people.
agreed 507 and 518 =]
i dont think there is anyway to make this happen unless you are a raging slut that has no dignity left to lose (sorry....but really though, you are the one that put it up here online)
i concur 3:32, and 3:30, and 3:00... hahahaha
you stupid people, lighten up, shes not a slut...you are just too PG rated...get your head out of your asses and look at the real world....its sex driven. everywhere you look something deals with sex, tv, radio, billboards, etc. its just the way of life now, get over it conservative bastards....
It being her proudest moment is what makes her a slut.
5:33 totally agree with you! cocky.
5:01- I'm sure you can find someone to help you with your anger problems.
hahaha once had half my face painted with vines and flowers and was getting on the bus and the guy getting off was staring at my face so much he missed the last step, stepped in the gutter and twisted his ankle.
I think I was that man.
The shirt, or the tits underneath it?
3:32 - you took the words right off of my fingertips
I'd be proud of myself if my body alone could completely consume someone's thinking and make them do that
Once, I was getting out of the car to
go eat something at Fuddruckers or whatever
it's called & there was a dude in a car who, as
I was getting out, proceeded to slow down
and make a face that looked like this : 8O
She's probably wearing a my chem shirt and the guys probably shocked cause he loves that band
Well knowing people from nc this probably did happen an she probably wasn't a slut. Bc guys there are idiots. So guys/girls lay off the poor girl. Maybe she is drop dead gorgeous. Who knows. And I'm sure proudest moment was an exaggeration. Don't blame her for the stupidity of the male species
mightve been a offensive shirt worn by a guy. i know a guy who wears shirts that say "Music In A Minor" and show a cartoon of a younger girl with a flute up her skirt.
if it was a guy with a offensive shirt, right damn ON, Tom!
if it was a chick, pics or GTFO!
OMG how could anyone ever give this a thumbs down? That was obviously an amazing day.
Wow people are so serious