Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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My friend has had a little man talking to her once when she was on shrooms so i believe it.
fcuk i rekon LOL walls bend and couches melt buddy ! dunno what yous were taking
Last time I took boomers I yelled at every asian I saw on a train leaving amsterdam. Hope this helps
couches can melt on hallucinogenic drugs...i've experienced that.
i dont know the gnome fella though, i think you took your fake text too far my friend.
Why would you write something so obviously fake?
that doesn't happen on shrooms
fake or not, this text is legen-wait for it-dary.
funny stuff, who ever said the person wasnt being sarcastic anyway. think everyone is getting a little to worked up here, either way its good for a laugh
IT'S STILL FUNNY. WTF.
it depends if u have good trips or bad trips, my cousin had a bad trip and kept seeing this gnome following him and his elbows were 'dripping'
I decided to try some shrooms earlier, my silverware won't shut up and now the WALLS are yelling at me too! I can't win! "Well you know what, Lamp? I'm getting pretty tired of your shit too. GOD!"
Im sure it can happen. I tripped on good ass weed before! I got lost last time I smoked the shit was so good. I got lost a block from my friends house................It took me 15 min just to go around the block.
Good ass Weed and driving at night dont mix
Way more druggies than you think!
"shrooms don't do that" shut the fuck up, jesus christ. everyone trips different mother fuckers. shuuuttttupppppppppp shtu up shtuu ututp SHUT UP
wow i realize there are a lot of druggies out there after reading these comments. ha but put funny txt regardless
This is hilarious.. And it is possible to tr
shrooming at home is boring dude.
go somewhere with nature.
you're fuckin stupid -.-
&shrooms shouldn't cost 40 bucks for one dosage.
haha well you have prob never been on shrooms if you think nothing happens!
shrooms don't do that.
Hahahahah wow. I've read alot of tfln and this would definatly be on my top 5.
couches can melt, but gnomes? give me shrooms where a freaking gnome would appear on my shoulder and then i'll believe this wasn't fake.
good god you are all a bunch of fuckin bitches...who gives a fuck if its fake or not...its funny as shit, and you who said you have had the "dankest" shrooms...thats what you call weed you fuckin homo...
221 is a moron you don't hallucinate from pot
this site was tits for about a minute until lames started posting fake texts. balls.
Hahahaha I think that's the funniest ever
april 29 5:14 comment;
I did DMT, no point in time did I see any elfish gnomish creatures running amock.
Melting objects, sure.... trippy visualizations, heck yes, my skin becoming translucent ; better believe it.
fake as shitttttttttttt
The couch always melts for me!
HOW MANY "S" ARE THERE IN WASTED??
Then gnome switched them with folgers crystals when you weren't looking. Beat his ass.
feeling like the couch melting true... seeing a gnome on your shoulder is bullshit. If anything it just makes you visualize weird moving patterns on stuff...
obviously fake... It wouldnt be if it was LSD, but not with shrooms. fake ass post buddy
Hahahaha you guys are dumb. It does happen on shrooms it's happened to me. And who cares whether it's fake or not, it made me laugh my ass off.
yeah but not like that ive had my share opf shrooms the dankest ones at that n that has never happend. fukin no0bs
shrooms do cost 40 bucks now for a good time...depends where u live...sucks ass...which brings me to the point that everybody's taking different shrooms and weed, thats why traveling is so nice lol....but if you saw a gnome on your shoulder, i would like to trip that shit...and please tell me i'm gonna see weird shit when i drop lucy
I've seen a couch breath...I guess melting is just a step away. Sorry you guys aren't getting the good stuff.
Eating good shrooms makes ya trip. Believe it.
It's actually not that uncommon to see small, elf type figures on particularly intense psychedelic trips. It's more common with DMT, but it happens sometimes with mushrooms.
You guys are fucking retarded. Really dank pot can give you a trippy high. Look it up
Fakeeee!!!! I mean please... Get a life!
2:21 you're fucking stupid. weed doesn't make you hallucinate. ever.
rule number 1 of shrooms.... do not bring your phone with you. haha bad experience but i still love the colllorrsss
fake shitty and lame
stop trying to be cool by submitting dumb shit
none of that happens on shrooms you dumb little bitches
you can text on shrooms....sorta, like the keyboard is a gateway to your inner thoughts sorta. so yeah, if this person is trippin and tryin to be funny, sounds about right
Happened to me too. Fucking waste of money.
people are stupid, shrooms dont create anything thats not already there. they may enhance your senses and distort previously existing objects, but do not create things from nothing.
yes it can, when you have a bad trip it can, my friend had a bad trip and she saw demons everywhere and her shoes were like talking to her and demons in cars
Fucking n00bs indeed
that never happened on shrooms grown on this planet ever
gnomes? that part is bull.
i've watched walls absorb air and water though, that was cool.
If you have open eyed hallucinations on weed you're a fucking moron trying to be cool or you got laces weed. And before you say it has to be really dank shit to hallucinate I smoke chronic/oil/budder every day.
OMG!My stomach hurts from laughing!
i know who this is, VICKYVAGINA!
Fake or not, this is hilarious, which is what TFLN is all about.
People can definitely see gnomes off shrooms. I've tripped bad just off weed! I mean I'm a rare case but shit I hallucinate when I smoke.
Yeah same, It really just depends on the persons mind and how they take it, shrooms is a really unpredictable drug and anything can happened that's way it's so dangerous
Last time I did shrooms I climbed up in a tree and stared at stars for the rest of the night
haha why are you guys getting so worked up over this?
yeaah, tonnes of druggies apparatnly >.<
is it possible to text that well while your on shrooms?
uh whoever said you cant talk to stuff on shrooms is definitely wrong, just cuz thats not how you trip doesnt mean its wrong. sorry youre not gettin the good stuff suckers
my hands are so big...
idiots saying you can't trip on weed I have before