Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • My friend has had a little man talking to her once when she was on shrooms so i believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:01pm
  • that doesn't happen on shrooms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 6:01pm
  • it depends if u have good trips or bad trips, my cousin had a bad trip and kept seeing this gnome following him and his elbows were 'dripping'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:44pm
  • funny stuff, who ever said the person wasnt being sarcastic anyway. think everyone is getting a little to worked up here, either way its good for a laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I decided to try some shrooms earlier, my silverware won't shut up and now the WALLS are yelling at me too! I can't win! "Well you know what, Lamp? I'm getting pretty tired of your shit too. GOD!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Hahahaha I think that's the funniest ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Why would you write something so obviously fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 10:32pm
  • fcuk i rekon LOL walls bend and couches melt buddy ! dunno what yous were taking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 9:04pm
  • fake or not, this text is legen-wait for it-dary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Last time I took boomers I yelled at every asian I saw on a train leaving amsterdam. Hope this helps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 221 is a moron you don't hallucinate from pot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:17pm
  • april 29 5:14 comment; I did DMT, no point in time did I see any elfish gnomish creatures running amock. Melting objects, sure.... trippy visualizations, heck yes, my skin becoming translucent ; better believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:52pm
  • This is hilarious.. And it is possible to tr

    Submitted by whatnow on Feb 2, 11 at 3:10am
  • IT'S STILL FUNNY. WTF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:21am
  • shrooms do cost 40 bucks now for a good time...depends where u live...sucks ass...which brings me to the point that everybody's taking different shrooms and weed, thats why traveling is so nice lol....but if you saw a gnome on your shoulder, i would like to trip that shit...and please tell me i'm gonna see weird shit when i drop lucy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • couches can melt, but gnomes? give me shrooms where a freaking gnome would appear on my shoulder and then i'll believe this wasn't fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • haha well you have prob never been on shrooms if you think nothing happens!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 12:58pm
  • shrooms don't do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:32am
  • The couch always melts for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 5:44pm
  • I've seen a couch breath...I guess melting is just a step away. Sorry you guys aren't getting the good stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 3:48pm
  • "shrooms don't do that" shut the fuck up, jesus christ. everyone trips different mother fuckers. shuuuttttupppppppppp shtu up shtuu ututp SHUT UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:45am
  • Way more druggies than you think!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:51pm
  • feeling like the couch melting true... seeing a gnome on your shoulder is bullshit. If anything it just makes you visualize weird moving patterns on stuff... obviously fake... It wouldnt be if it was LSD, but not with shrooms. fake ass post buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • couches can melt on hallucinogenic drugs...i've experienced that. i dont know the gnome fella though, i think you took your fake text too far my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:47am
  • shrooming at home is boring dude. go somewhere with nature. you're fuckin stupid -.- &shrooms shouldn't cost 40 bucks for one dosage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:54am
  • Im sure it can happen. I tripped on good ass weed before! I got lost last time I smoked the shit was so good. I got lost a block from my friends house................It took me 15 min just to go around the block. Good ass Weed and driving at night dont mix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:33am
  • Then gnome switched them with folgers crystals when you weren't looking. Beat his ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 11, 11 at 2:46am
  • Eating good shrooms makes ya trip. Believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Fakeeee!!!! I mean please... Get a life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:20pm
  • good god you are all a bunch of fuckin bitches...who gives a fuck if its fake or not...its funny as shit, and you who said you have had the "dankest" shrooms...thats what you call weed you fuckin homo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 3:50am
  • Hahahaha you guys are dumb. It does happen on shrooms it's happened to me. And who cares whether it's fake or not, it made me laugh my ass off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:46pm
  • fake as shitttttttttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 10:10pm
  • fake shitty and lame stop trying to be cool by submitting dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:53pm
  • 2:21 you're fucking stupid. weed doesn't make you hallucinate. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:55pm
  • This is hilarious.. And it is possible to tr

    Submitted by whatnow on Feb 2, 11 at 3:10am
  • yeah but not like that ive had my share opf shrooms the dankest ones at that n that has never happend. fukin no0bs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:54pm
  • wow i realize there are a lot of druggies out there after reading these comments. ha but put funny txt regardless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:43pm
  • none of that happens on shrooms you dumb little bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 6:24pm
  • You guys are fucking retarded. Really dank pot can give you a trippy high. Look it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:36pm
  • this site was tits for about a minute until lames started posting fake texts. balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Happened to me too. Fucking waste of money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:42am
  • If you have open eyed hallucinations on weed you're a fucking moron trying to be cool or you got laces weed. And before you say it has to be really dank shit to hallucinate I smoke chronic/oil/budder every day.

    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Jul 24, 10 at 1:16am
  • It's actually not that uncommon to see small, elf type figures on particularly intense psychedelic trips. It's more common with DMT, but it happens sometimes with mushrooms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 5:14pm
  • HOW MANY "S" ARE THERE IN WASTED??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Hahahahah wow. I've read alot of tfln and this would definatly be on my top 5.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:39pm
  • people are stupid, shrooms dont create anything thats not already there. they may enhance your senses and distort previously existing objects, but do not create things from nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:59pm
    • yes it can, when you have a bad trip it can, my friend had a bad trip and she saw demons everywhere and her shoes were like talking to her and demons in cars

      Submitted by Phencylidine on Nov 23, 11 at 9:07pm
  • rule number 1 of shrooms.... do not bring your phone with you. haha bad experience but i still love the colllorrsss

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:01pm
  • i know who this is, VICKYVAGINA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:58pm
  • my hands are so big...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:00pm
  • you can text on shrooms....sorta, like the keyboard is a gateway to your inner thoughts sorta. so yeah, if this person is trippin and tryin to be funny, sounds about right

    Submitted by purplenugs on May 12, 10 at 7:44am
  • OMG!My stomach hurts from laughing!

    Submitted by ladyjackie78 on Feb 9, 10 at 12:48am
  • is it possible to text that well while your on shrooms?

    Submitted by dj4444 on Mar 13, 10 at 11:24pm
  • gnomes? that part is bull. i've watched walls absorb air and water though, that was cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Last time I did shrooms I climbed up in a tree and stared at stars for the rest of the night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50am
  • that never happened on shrooms grown on this planet ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:37pm
  • People can definitely see gnomes off shrooms. I've tripped bad just off weed! I mean I'm a rare case but shit I hallucinate when I smoke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:21am
    • Yeah same, It really just depends on the persons mind and how they take it, shrooms is a really unpredictable drug and anything can happened that's way it's so dangerous

      Submitted by Phencylidine on Nov 23, 11 at 9:03pm
  • Fake or not, this is hilarious, which is what TFLN is all about.

    Submitted by Authoress on Oct 20, 10 at 4:55am
  • Fucking n00bs indeed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 1:50am
  • uh whoever said you cant talk to stuff on shrooms is definitely wrong, just cuz thats not how you trip doesnt mean its wrong. sorry youre not gettin the good stuff suckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:25pm
  • haha why are you guys getting so worked up over this? yeaah, tonnes of druggies apparatnly >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:13pm
  • hahahahaha hillarious.

    Submitted by twosexnine on May 21, 10 at 1:32pm
  • idiots saying you can't trip on weed I have before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:47pm