I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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Better than being a guy and having to take a hand off the wheel to jack off. Even more so when you're using your other hand to text your friend to tell them you're jacking off while driving.
^^^ Haha, I know right. He's still a doucher though.
The Rumble Strips would be a great name for a band.
I just went from six to midnight!
313, it's "who's in my mouth,"
Dane Cook fail...
1:27 - you fail. 1:24 was mildly amusing, like someone with a touch of the down's who licks bus windows and wears a crash helmet. You, on the other hand, fail. Fail tard fails.
can i just say, 'asstard' is my favorite word EVER. and it's all thanks to you, asstard CEO and any other lowly asstard employees
only in the 518 would this happen...
yall are lame as shit. and what the fuck is lulz. that's not even a fucking accronym. shut the fuck up.
I bet you were thinking of your Father when you kept going over those bumps.
But I am the asstard president.
Why is it you can say go kill yourself you fucking cunt faced bitch, but you can't say fäggot?
2:05--go fuck yourself and die u stupid fucking bastard.
To 1:07, not unless you have the app on the iphone ;)
happened to me once while i was playing my wii
kept doing things in the game that made the wiimote vibrate. most boring afternoon ever.
The rumble strips are the things on the side of the thruway that are suppost to wake you up right?
You play "What's in My Mouth?" with elementary-school AIDS patients.
And you enjoy being repeatedly bent over a barrel by a shipfull of Filipino sailors jacked up on black tar heroin. But do we point out your faults? Nooo...
no but yo momma gve him a blumpkin
you know... even though the 518 is a big area. one can't help but wonder if you know the person putting the texts up...
UNKNOWN ERROR IS EVIL
Everyone on here is an asstard, except me. I'm just a regular retard.
Neither of you know who I am hahaha!
apparently 2:25 joins the asstard club too
maybe i did, better than you with poop in yo yeasty boston clam baker monkeynuts
Lol... Albany girls don't get enough..
there is aband called the rumble strips, they're crap though, love the idea of you being THAT horny!!!!!!xx
1:13 Needs to find Jesus!!
I can totally imagine that capslock typer as a totally crazy dude laughing maniacally whilst typing his LOL messages...
2:05, u should've been swallowed.
@ 12:57, the fact that someone on here knows who the rumble strips are makes my heart melt! I'm seeing them this weekend wowowowowo!
LOL LOL LOL!!1 SHE'S GIVING ME GOOD VIBRATIONS!!! SHE-BOP!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
I wish guys could get off that way...
it'd be a better half hour with me
Upstate. My home.
some of you people should have been a wank.
LOL LOL LOL!!1 I DID FIND JESUS, I WALKED IN ON HIM POKING YOU IN THE BROWNER!!! HOLY HERPES STILL HURTS, DOESN'T IT??!? LUUULZ CALL IT STI OR STD, IT STILL GETS YOU IN THE END LUUULZ!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
LOL LOL LOL!!1 ALL THIS FIGHTING OVER LIL OL ME!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL!!! YOU KEPT YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A VICIOUS COCKFIGHT OF ILL-PLANNED INSULTS AND GRADE SCHOOL TACTICS ON TFLN!!! LUUULZ THE LOLRGATOR WILL RISE AGAIN!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
LOL LOL LOL!!1 "I'MMM THE MUSIC LYRIC KILLJOY AND I END ALL FUN WITH MY PISSY PANTS BULLSHIT!!!" GO DANCE ON A LAND MINE, YOU ASS CLOWN!!! THE LOLRGATOR STRIKES AGAIN!!! LOL LOL LOL MOTHAFUCKA!!1