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  • 80 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:55pm

    The Rumble Strips would be a great name for a band.

  • 75 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:07pm

    Better than being a guy and having to take a hand off the wheel to jack off. Even more so when you're using your other hand to text your friend to tell them you're jacking off while driving.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    I just went from six to midnight!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:22pm

    I bet you were thinking of your Father when you kept going over those bumps.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:28pm

    ^^^ Haha, I know right. He's still a doucher though.

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:35am

    there is aband called the rumble strips, they're crap though, love the idea of you being THAT horny!!!!!!xx

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:08am

    yall are lame as shit. and what the fuck is lulz. that's not even a fucking accronym. shut the fuck up.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:12pm

    But I am the asstard president.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:05pm

    1:27 - you fail. 1:24 was mildly amusing, like someone with a touch of the down's who licks bus windows and wears a crash helmet. You, on the other hand, fail. Fail tard fails.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:10pm

    @ 12:57, the fact that someone on here knows who the rumble strips are makes my heart melt! I'm seeing them this weekend wowowowowo!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:47pm

    And you enjoy being repeatedly bent over a barrel by a shipfull of Filipino sailors jacked up on black tar heroin. But do we point out your faults? Nooo...

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:45am

    only in the 518 would this happen...

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:29pm

    you know... even though the 518 is a big area. one can't help but wonder if you know the person putting the texts up...

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:49pm

    can i just say, 'asstard' is my favorite word EVER. and it's all thanks to you, asstard CEO and any other lowly asstard employees

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:22pm

    UNKNOWN ERROR IS EVIL

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:31am

    2:05--go fuck yourself and die u stupid fucking bastard.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:06pm

    313, it's "who's in my mouth," Dane Cook fail...

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    To 1:07, not unless you have the app on the iphone ;)

  • 31 38
    Submitted by MikeBunz on Nov 9, 11 at 6:08am

    The rumble strips are the things on the side of the thruway that are suppost to wake you up right?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:24pm

    I can totally imagine that capslock typer as a totally crazy dude laughing maniacally whilst typing his LOL messages...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:28pm

    apparently 2:25 joins the asstard club too

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:42pm

    Everyone on here is an asstard, except me. I'm just a regular retard.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:24pm

    Why is it you can say go kill yourself you fucking cunt faced bitch, but you can't say fäggot?

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:52am

    some of you people should have been a wank.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:06pm

    I wish guys could get off that way...

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:35pm

    no but yo momma gve him a blumpkin

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:42pm

    Lol... Albany girls don't get enough..

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    1:13 Needs to find Jesus!!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:13pm

    You play "What's in My Mouth?" with elementary-school AIDS patients.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:50pm

    happened to me once while i was playing my wii kept doing things in the game that made the wiimote vibrate. most boring afternoon ever.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:40pm

    maybe i did, better than you with poop in yo yeasty boston clam baker monkeynuts

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:31am

    2:05, u should've been swallowed.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:04pm

    Neither of you know who I am hahaha!

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    it'd be a better half hour with me

  • 21 38
    Submitted by motorteeth on Jun 26, 11 at 8:24am

    Upstate. My home.

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 SHE'S GIVING ME GOOD VIBRATIONS!!! SHE-BOP!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 I DID FIND JESUS, I WALKED IN ON HIM POKING YOU IN THE BROWNER!!! HOLY HERPES STILL HURTS, DOESN'T IT??!? LUUULZ CALL IT STI OR STD, IT STILL GETS YOU IN THE END LUUULZ!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

  • 39 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:13pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 "I'MMM THE MUSIC LYRIC KILLJOY AND I END ALL FUN WITH MY PISSY PANTS BULLSHIT!!!" GO DANCE ON A LAND MINE, YOU ASS CLOWN!!! THE LOLRGATOR STRIKES AGAIN!!! LOL LOL LOL MOTHAFUCKA!!1

  • 36 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 ALL THIS FIGHTING OVER LIL OL ME!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL!!! YOU KEPT YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A VICIOUS COCKFIGHT OF ILL-PLANNED INSULTS AND GRADE SCHOOL TACTICS ON TFLN!!! LUUULZ THE LOLRGATOR WILL RISE AGAIN!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1