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  • Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 26, 10 at 1:24pm

    Should have protected that border better, now you've been invaded!

  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 26, 10 at 1:57pm

    If he really did work for homeland security then a definite sign would be your bleeding rectum. I hear those homeland security guys are very anal.

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    Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Apr 26, 10 at 9:33pm

    Men in black was not that great of a movie

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 26, 10 at 2:57pm

    If ever there were an appropriate place for an "In Soviet Russia" joke, this is it.

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      Submitted by canadiangirll on Apr 26, 10 at 3:25pm

      damn right it is. \n\nIn Soviet Russia, homeland security no f*** you, you f*** homeland security!

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    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 26, 10 at 2:40pm

    our tax dollars at work

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    Submitted by detached on Apr 26, 10 at 6:41pm

    Hahha "there were signs" lol get it? Signs? Homelad security leaves signs saying protected by homeland security!!!!!that's awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 2:28pm

    @1:57 ahahah (: I get it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 3:34pm

    In soviet Russia, the dept of homeland security fucks you!.. Wait a second. In America they do the exact same thing.

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    Submitted by hvltn on Apr 28, 10 at 1:13am

    Signs: he was 30lbs overweight, just sat there, and had weird/arbitrary rules v

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    Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 26, 10 at 4:07pm

    Are you sure he didn't drug you?

  • Submitted by splashsixty on Apr 26, 10 at 1:06pm

    Fiiiirst

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      Submitted by TurtlesInShells on Apr 26, 10 at 1:10pm

      Congrats. No one cares that you're the first person to comment.