So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Should have protected that border better, now you've been invaded!
If he really did work for homeland security then a definite sign would be your bleeding rectum. I hear those homeland security guys are very anal.
If ever there were an appropriate place for an "In Soviet Russia" joke, this is it.
damn right it is. \n\nIn Soviet Russia, homeland security no f*** you, you f*** homeland security!
Men in black was not that great of a movie
our tax dollars at work
Hahha "there were signs" lol get it? Signs? Homelad security leaves signs saying protected by homeland security!!!!!that's awesome
@1:57 ahahah (: I get it.
In soviet Russia, the dept of homeland security fucks you!.. Wait a second. In America they do the exact same thing.
Signs: he was 30lbs overweight, just sat there, and had weird/arbitrary rules v
Are you sure he didn't drug you?
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