So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Should have protected that border better, now you've been invaded!
If he really did work for homeland security then a definite sign would be your bleeding rectum. I hear those homeland security guys are very anal.
Men in black was not that great of a movie
If ever there were an appropriate place for an "In Soviet Russia" joke, this is it.
damn right it is. \n\nIn Soviet Russia, homeland security no f*** you, you f*** homeland security!
our tax dollars at work
Hahha "there were signs" lol get it? Signs? Homelad security leaves signs saying protected by homeland security!!!!!that's awesome
@1:57 ahahah (: I get it.
In soviet Russia, the dept of homeland security fucks you!.. Wait a second. In America they do the exact same thing.
Signs: he was 30lbs overweight, just sat there, and had weird/arbitrary rules v
Are you sure he didn't drug you?
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