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  • Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Jun 12, 10 at 4:30pm

    he was right

  • Submitted by thundermedic on Jun 12, 10 at 5:03pm

    Welcome to the great white north. Don't worry too much about it, most liquor stores up here deliver!

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:25pm

      Minus the LCBO. Fuck I hate living in Ontario for that reason alone.

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        Submitted by nocturnesthesia on Jun 16, 10 at 5:24pm

        You can call a cab and have them deliver it for a fee. That's legal here.

  • Submitted by Swissman1023 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:14pm

    Oh Canada...

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 12, 10 at 10:09pm

    You ran into Justin Bieber while buying beer?

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 14, 10 at 6:45pm

      No! Justin Bieber calls himself a pussy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 6:11pm

    I have been to a few parties with canadians. I'm not suprised

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      Submitted by nocturnesthesia on Jun 16, 10 at 5:25pm

      Born and raised in Canada, descended from angry drunken Irish immigrants on one side and angry drunken Russian immigrants on the other. No wonder I did a stint in rehab at 15

  • Submitted by PeetyPablo on Jun 12, 10 at 11:38pm

    Proud to be Canadian!

  • Submitted by Loowigi on Jun 12, 10 at 5:58pm

    Canada ftw. Also, Quebec is the only place in North America where u can legally buy absinthe!!!!!

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      Submitted by GusFowler on Jun 12, 10 at 6:25pm

      You can buy absinthe in BC and Alberta just fine.

    • Submitted by gutsout on Jun 12, 10 at 7:21pm

      Actually, the stuff SAQ sells isn't the real thing. But on the other side, what's awesome in Quebec is that you can buy beer and wine in every corner store. I love this place.

  • Submitted by Tsumomo on Jun 12, 10 at 11:37pm

    Go Canada!!! They win because their alcohol tolerance is higher than the Irish.

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      Submitted by lepor9 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:31am

      You take that back right now. I guarantee my Irish ass could out drink you any day.

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        Submitted by ania20 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:29pm

        Truth is, by now most Canadians have some Irish blood, it's a deadly combination!

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          Submitted by lepor9 on Jun 13, 10 at 6:50pm

          Yes, but they will never drink like we do. Because we fight and the canadians don't.

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            Submitted by dave_mansfield on Jun 14, 10 at 2:25pm

            excuse me you need to come to a field party or hockey party in the country in canada , have you ever seen anyones nose get punched clean off ? i have and it was awesome

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      Submitted by Ariquelle on Jun 13, 10 at 11:45pm

      Proud to say that I am a Canadian of Irish descent ;P

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        Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 4:41am

        Me, too! High five!

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          Submitted by Ariquelle on Jun 24, 11 at 4:32am

          The highest of fives!

  • Submitted by gisawesome on Jun 12, 10 at 11:14pm

    Canada loves it's beer!

  • Submitted by dvscarr on Jun 13, 10 at 10:48am

    Canada is the best

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    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Jun 12, 10 at 9:15pm

    Lol kids say the darnedest things.

  • Submitted by KatyBelle on Jun 12, 10 at 6:22pm

    Kid was right.

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    Submitted by gnomes on Jun 13, 10 at 4:11pm

    oooh Canada. so proud.

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    Submitted by xaviersstudent on Jun 12, 10 at 9:20pm

    On the absinthe thing, its legal all over now, has been for a few years, but not many know about it... it is available in jersey for sure....

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    Submitted by Cannons15 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:04pm

    Gotta love cheap Canadian beer and the people who drink it

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    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 12, 10 at 4:59pm

    Maybe the op drinks like a pro and was just low on cash?

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 12, 10 at 11:48pm

    I'd like to run OVER JUSTIN

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    Submitted by horselover44 on Jun 13, 10 at 7:50am

    I have heard codine, such as Fiortinal #3 is over the counter in Canada. True? What about hydros?

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      Submitted by yogahunni on Jun 14, 10 at 10:20pm

      You can't buy the #3's as OTCS, but you can get the #1's without a prescription. Anything with a higher amount of codeine requires a written prescription from a doctor. Also, you can only buy one sixty--tablet bottle of #1's every 30 days.

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    Submitted by marisalikewoah on Jun 17, 10 at 8:33am

    Probably was Justin Bieber(:

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    Submitted by allis0nW on Apr 24, 11 at 9:47pm

    Love me some Canadaaaaa!!!!! Best.Place.Ever!

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    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Jan 30, 11 at 9:46am

    hey hey hey, just cause we can take alchohol DOESNT mean were drunks, ok? and besides, where was he? toronto? explained :p

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    Submitted by satravels on Jun 15, 10 at 6:48pm

    You r a pussy, move to France!

  • Submitted by drpeppermd on Jun 12, 10 at 11:31pm

    wtf is a 28-pack?

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:27pm

      I don't know if this is a lame attempt at a joke or if you actually don't know that beers come in packs of 28.

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        Submitted by drpeppermd on Jun 15, 10 at 10:26pm

        I work at a place that sells beer. We have four packs, six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs, thirty packs. We sell aluminum bottles that are in nine packs. We don't have a single item that's in a 28 pack.

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          Submitted by Ariquelle on Jul 6, 10 at 3:43am

          28 is a pretty standard amount for cans of beer, never heard of aluminum bottles though...

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 13, 10 at 6:17am

    Lol alcoholic 12yr old classic!

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    Submitted by Demar7628 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:15pm

    I love my country.

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    Submitted by ronnievera on Jun 12, 10 at 11:39pm

    Hahahah arthurlux. Win.

  • Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 12, 10 at 4:39pm

    In soviet Russia, 28 pack buy you!

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      Submitted by dave_mansfield on Jun 14, 10 at 2:28pm

      simpsons thats fuckin classic man lmao

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    Submitted by TheCarmelCrow on Jun 13, 10 at 12:35am

    My little bro?

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    Submitted by meltz on Jun 12, 10 at 9:49pm

    What? For being a pussy?

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    Submitted by gregizcool on Jun 13, 10 at 11:41pm

    What the hell was Justin bieber doing in a liquor store?? Someone should tell his mom

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    Submitted by AndyM on Jun 13, 10 at 1:21am

    Let us all be happy we are breeding a bunch of drunks. The world is doomed.

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      Submitted by dave_mansfield on Jun 14, 10 at 2:27pm

      yes the drunk canadians will take over the world mouhahahahahah

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    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Jan 30, 11 at 9:46am

    hey hey hey, just cause we can take alchohol DOESNT mean were drunks, ok? and besides, where was he? toronto? explained :p

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 10:01am

    canada couldn't throw in another two beers and make it a cube?

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      Submitted by canadaAR on Jun 13, 10 at 3:46pm

      27 would be a cube, not 30

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 12:19am

    Haha i am Canadian and we do love to drink

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    Submitted by masta1080 on Jun 12, 10 at 11:24pm

    about absinthe... they legalized it in alot of placesIF the main ingredient is taken out..google it

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:39pm

    Oops rest of my post: but first stop playing w canadian kids

  • Submitted by Savagejay on Jun 12, 10 at 4:47pm

    You disgust me. Fuck you and your weak ass 28 pack get a damn keg!

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      Submitted by Thom on Jun 12, 10 at 5:08pm

      Only one keg? Bitch-ass bitch-boy.

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    Submitted by 5437 on Jun 17, 10 at 1:00am

    Our home and native land <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:18pm

    Fuckin right O Camada!!

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 13, 10 at 1:33am

    BLAME CANADAAAA BLAME CANADAAAAA.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 11:18pm

    I'm Canadian and never have I prnounced the word about as " about". Also, our beer is fucking deadlyyyy.

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    Submitted by dexy77 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:33pm

    you should take the beibs with a grain of salt.\nit's our sweet revenge for miley cyrus.

  • Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 12, 10 at 6:12pm

    or youre both pussi...drink some liquor. op's name must be Mitch Bade.

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    Submitted by Sexyboyy on Jun 13, 10 at 12:54pm

    fuck Canada and Justin beiber!!!!!!!........well........ just Justin beiber

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:41pm

    What is wrong w this site today? Keeps listing posts as spam and listing half of postings.. Oh well maybe im too sober to be here

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 12, 10 at 5:03pm

    But you own guns and he can't. Who is the pussy?

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      Submitted by SomeRandom on Jun 12, 10 at 5:29pm

      How does owning a gun make you tougher?\nCanada FTW!!!

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 12, 10 at 6:09pm

      Last time I checked I can buy a gun just fine here.

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        Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 12, 10 at 10:42pm

        Can a 12 year old buy a gun in Canada?

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 12, 10 at 9:21pm

      guns don't add inches to your dick.

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        Submitted by jermynate on Jun 14, 10 at 7:18pm

        unless you have them implanted into your dick

  • Submitted by ummyeah3 on Jun 13, 10 at 7:08am

    First? Had to do itt

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    Submitted by SilentDesires on Jul 6, 12 at 3:54am

    Canada whuuuut! Booya :)

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:38pm

    Yup but first....

  • Submitted by billy2019 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:09pm

    First of all cfrey u guys need guns to\nFight us canadians use our fists cuz we ain't pussies and second loo in Winnipeg we can get absinthe or w.e

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 13, 10 at 12:32am

    Puh. Fuck Canada.

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 13, 10 at 5:19am

    Twelve year old Canadians are the biggest pussies on earth. What's that aboot? Why would you listen to such Canadian nonsense.

  • Submitted by Zulu on Jun 12, 10 at 5:40pm

    In this shitty shitty country

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 13, 10 at 12:54am

    The reason America is better than Canadia: people consider the best thing that came out of canadia is Justin Bieber. So tight

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      Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 13, 10 at 1:22am

      Well you came from the States, so we're tied. When you insult Canada, at least spell it right.

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:28pm

      Uhh, RUSH anyone?\n\nPS you gave the world Creed. Fuck that.

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      Submitted by Darkravenofpain on Jun 14, 10 at 3:58am

      Fuck canada eh ? okay so il take back Insulin,the telephone,the zipper,the pacemaker,basketball,the blackberry,the walkie talkie,the electric oven,the lightbulb,the garbage bag. these are some of the things ppl across the world cannot live without. so try saying thank you canada