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  • Welcome to the great white north. Don't worry too much about it, most liquor stores up here deliver!

    Submitted by thundermedic on Jun 12, 10 at 5:03pm
    • Minus the LCBO. Fuck I hate living in Ontario for that reason alone.

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:25pm
  • he was right

    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Jun 12, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Oh Canada...

    Submitted by Swissman1023 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:14pm
  • I have been to a few parties with canadians. I'm not suprised

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 6:11pm
    • Born and raised in Canada, descended from angry drunken Irish immigrants on one side and angry drunken Russian immigrants on the other. No wonder I did a stint in rehab at 15

      Submitted by nocturnesthesia on Jun 16, 10 at 5:25pm
  • You ran into Justin Bieber while buying beer?

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 12, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Proud to be Canadian!

    Submitted by PeetyPablo on Jun 12, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Kid was right.

    Submitted by KatyBelle on Jun 12, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Go Canada!!! They win because their alcohol tolerance is higher than the Irish.

    Submitted by Tsumomo on Jun 12, 10 at 11:37pm
    • You take that back right now. I guarantee my Irish ass could out drink you any day.

      Submitted by lepor9 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:31am
      • Truth is, by now most Canadians have some Irish blood, it's a deadly combination!

        Submitted by ania20 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:29pm
        • Yes, but they will never drink like we do. Because we fight and the canadians don't.

          Submitted by lepor9 on Jun 13, 10 at 6:50pm
          • excuse me you need to come to a field party or hockey party in the country in canada , have you ever seen anyones nose get punched clean off ? i have and it was awesome

            Submitted by dave_mansfield on Jun 14, 10 at 2:25pm
    • Proud to say that I am a Canadian of Irish descent ;P

      Submitted by Ariquelle on Jun 13, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Canada loves it's beer!

    Submitted by gisawesome on Jun 12, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Canada ftw. Also, Quebec is the only place in North America where u can legally buy absinthe!!!!!

    Submitted by Loowigi on Jun 12, 10 at 5:58pm
    • You can buy absinthe in BC and Alberta just fine.

      Submitted by GusFowler on Jun 12, 10 at 6:25pm
    • Actually, the stuff SAQ sells isn't the real thing. But on the other side, what's awesome in Quebec is that you can buy beer and wine in every corner store. I love this place.

      Submitted by gutsout on Jun 12, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Canada is the best

    Submitted by dvscarr on Jun 13, 10 at 10:48am
  • Lol kids say the darnedest things.

    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Jun 12, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Maybe the op drinks like a pro and was just low on cash?

    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 12, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Hahahah arthurlux. Win.

    Submitted by ronnievera on Jun 12, 10 at 11:39pm
  • I have heard codine, such as Fiortinal #3 is over the counter in Canada. True? What about hydros?

    Submitted by horselover44 on Jun 13, 10 at 7:50am
    • You can't buy the #3's as OTCS, but you can get the #1's without a prescription. Anything with a higher amount of codeine requires a written prescription from a doctor. Also, you can only buy one sixty--tablet bottle of #1's every 30 days.

      Submitted by yogahunni on Jun 14, 10 at 10:20pm
  • oooh Canada. so proud.

    Submitted by gnomes on Jun 13, 10 at 4:11pm
  • On the absinthe thing, its legal all over now, has been for a few years, but not many know about it... it is available in jersey for sure....

    Submitted by xaviersstudent on Jun 12, 10 at 9:20pm
  • But you own guns and he can't. Who is the pussy?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 12, 10 at 5:03pm
  • You r a pussy, move to France!

    Submitted by satravels on Jun 15, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Love me some Canadaaaaa!!!!! Best.Place.Ever!

    Submitted by allis0nW on Apr 24, 11 at 9:47pm
  • Gotta love cheap Canadian beer and the people who drink it

    Submitted by Cannons15 on Jun 13, 10 at 12:04pm
  • My little bro?

    Submitted by TheCarmelCrow on Jun 13, 10 at 12:35am
  • I'd like to run OVER JUSTIN

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 12, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Oops rest of my post: but first stop playing w canadian kids

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:39pm
  • Probably was Justin Bieber(:

    Submitted by marisalikewoah on Jun 17, 10 at 8:33am
  • You disgust me. Fuck you and your weak ass 28 pack get a damn keg!

    Submitted by Savagejay on Jun 12, 10 at 4:47pm
  • What? For being a pussy?

    Submitted by meltz on Jun 12, 10 at 9:49pm
  • canada couldn't throw in another two beers and make it a cube?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 10:01am
  • Our home and native land <3

    Submitted by 5437 on Jun 17, 10 at 1:00am
  • BLAME CANADAAAA BLAME CANADAAAAA.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 13, 10 at 1:33am
  • about absinthe... they legalized it in alot of placesIF the main ingredient is taken out..google it

    Submitted by masta1080 on Jun 12, 10 at 11:24pm
  • hey hey hey, just cause we can take alchohol DOESNT mean were drunks, ok? and besides, where was he? toronto? explained :p

    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Jan 30, 11 at 9:46am
  • I love my country.

    Submitted by Demar7628 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Fuckin right O Camada!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Let us all be happy we are breeding a bunch of drunks. The world is doomed.

    Submitted by AndyM on Jun 13, 10 at 1:21am
  • fuck Canada and Justin beiber!!!!!!!........well........ just Justin beiber

    Submitted by Sexyboyy on Jun 13, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Lol alcoholic 12yr old classic!

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 13, 10 at 6:17am
  • Haha i am Canadian and we do love to drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 12:19am
  • hey hey hey, just cause we can take alchohol DOESNT mean were drunks, ok? and besides, where was he? toronto? explained :p

    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Jan 30, 11 at 9:46am
  • you should take the beibs with a grain of salt.\nit's our sweet revenge for miley cyrus.

    Submitted by dexy77 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:33pm
  • or youre both pussi...drink some liquor. op's name must be Mitch Bade.

    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 12, 10 at 6:12pm
  • First? Had to do itt

    Submitted by ummyeah3 on Jun 13, 10 at 7:08am
  • What is wrong w this site today? Keeps listing posts as spam and listing half of postings.. Oh well maybe im too sober to be here

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:41pm
  • wtf is a 28-pack?

    Submitted by drpeppermd on Jun 12, 10 at 11:31pm
    • I don't know if this is a lame attempt at a joke or if you actually don't know that beers come in packs of 28.

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:27pm
      • I work at a place that sells beer. We have four packs, six packs, twelve packs, eighteen packs, twenty-four packs, thirty packs. We sell aluminum bottles that are in nine packs. We don't have a single item that's in a 28 pack.

        Submitted by drpeppermd on Jun 15, 10 at 10:26pm
        • 28 is a pretty standard amount for cans of beer, never heard of aluminum bottles though...

          Submitted by Ariquelle on Jul 6, 10 at 3:43am
  • What the hell was Justin bieber doing in a liquor store?? Someone should tell his mom

    Submitted by gregizcool on Jun 13, 10 at 11:41pm
  • In soviet Russia, 28 pack buy you!

    Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 12, 10 at 4:39pm
  • Canada whuuuut! Booya :)

    Submitted by SilentDesires on Jul 6, 12 at 3:54am
  • First of all cfrey u guys need guns to\nFight us canadians use our fists cuz we ain't pussies and second loo in Winnipeg we can get absinthe or w.e

    Submitted by billy2019 on Jun 12, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Puh. Fuck Canada.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 13, 10 at 12:32am
  • I'm Canadian and never have I prnounced the word about as " about". Also, our beer is fucking deadlyyyy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 11:18pm
  • The reason America is better than Canadia: people consider the best thing that came out of canadia is Justin Bieber. So tight

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 13, 10 at 12:54am
    • Well you came from the States, so we're tied. When you insult Canada, at least spell it right.

      Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 13, 10 at 1:22am
    • Uhh, RUSH anyone?\n\nPS you gave the world Creed. Fuck that.

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 13, 10 at 12:28pm
    • Fuck canada eh ? okay so il take back Insulin,the telephone,the zipper,the pacemaker,basketball,the blackberry,the walkie talkie,the electric oven,the lightbulb,the garbage bag. these are some of the things ppl across the world cannot live without. so try saying thank you canada

      Submitted by Darkravenofpain on Jun 14, 10 at 3:58am
  • Yup but first....

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 12, 10 at 6:38pm
  • Twelve year old Canadians are the biggest pussies on earth. What's that aboot? Why would you listen to such Canadian nonsense.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 13, 10 at 5:19am
  • In this shitty shitty country

    Submitted by Zulu on Jun 12, 10 at 5:40pm