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  • Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 26, 10 at 3:42pm

    Santa knows that you're a ho, ho, HOE.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 26, 10 at 4:39pm

      I know this sounds judgmental, but your name is LoveDumpster.

  • Submitted by willublome on Dec 26, 10 at 3:30pm

    Pregnancy scares are no joke!

  • Submitted by jourdone on Dec 26, 10 at 4:42pm

    i call bullshit. he must have skipped over my house.

  • Submitted by drw2342 on Dec 26, 10 at 9:26pm

    Hopefully he puts some condoms and birth control in your stocking too.... come on now.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 26, 10 at 3:59pm

    Yeah, but he's WAY better known for his red pants.

  • Submitted by elliexo392 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:04am

    omgg im not the only one that went through this!.

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    Submitted by GlossNGlitter on Dec 26, 10 at 11:50pm

    what a coincidence, i finally got mine too!

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 27, 10 at 12:41pm

    AWESOME!!!!

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    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 27, 10 at 12:32am

    Pulling out is not an effective method of birth control.

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      Submitted by Napster on Dec 27, 10 at 2:30pm

      better'n nuthin

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    Submitted by h8orade on Dec 28, 10 at 9:53pm

    Ho Ho Ho

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 10 at 7:12pm

    Thank god!

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    Submitted by jennylynn123 on Jan 2, 11 at 11:16pm

    Omg he gave me bigger boobs, that guy really knows how to please a gal

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    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 26, 10 at 10:29pm

    Ehh. First thing I could think of.

  • Submitted by scooterj5 on Dec 27, 10 at 12:06am

    haha the same exact thing happened to me!

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    Submitted by PrettyDancer on Dec 28, 10 at 10:49pm

    someone else knows my joy (:

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    Submitted by thtguy55 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:38pm

    Damn i only got a comma :/

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 28, 10 at 2:01pm

      looks more like a colon followed by an oblique

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    Submitted by JUiCYxO on Jan 3, 11 at 8:30am

    Wahoo looks like im not the only one!

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    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 7, 11 at 3:12pm

    Hahahhahah! Merry Christmas :)

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    Submitted by niceman on Dec 29, 10 at 4:33pm

    Tell your bf to wrap his dick in aluminum foil before he fucks you.

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    Submitted by bluequeen101 on Dec 26, 10 at 4:09pm

    Lmao!

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    Submitted by jayarr9 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:52am

    Oh and try telling people that do you use condoms and they break, or people who can't afford birth control without insurance... It's not Black and white so stfu and enjoy a good laugh on tfln

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    Submitted by ukecandoit on Dec 27, 10 at 2:07pm

    ME TOO!

  • Submitted by jayarr9 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:50am

    These comments are really annoying. If you want to portray good behavior than please do so on an actual website that displays the same, not tfln, like seriously wtf... Did you really think ppl wud care to use contraceptive if you arrogantly suggest it? Dumbass.

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    Submitted by gothbunnyodoom on Dec 27, 10 at 9:25pm

    Yes Virginia, Santa's real, but so are condoms and birth control.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 27, 10 at 4:34pm

    Condoms, foam, sponges, pill, shot - so many ways to prevent the preg scare to start with. Grow up.

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    Submitted by josemcdonald on Jan 20, 11 at 10:15pm

    It's called plan b