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  • 70 63
    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Apr 12, 10 at 7:57pm

    Question: is your name Keith Richards per chance?

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 10:33pm

    You're the smoke monster.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:38am

    Jersey coke is crap.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by qrlos on Apr 13, 10 at 1:25am

    when i woke up this morning i sneezed and coke came out, then it smelled like stripper ass.

  • 57 43
    Submitted by woogles on Apr 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    This happens I'd you have Sinus issues and smoke to much coughed up any black shit yet?

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 7:48pm

    Jerrrsey what up!

  • 58 55
    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 12, 10 at 9:01pm

    Quit doing lines from ashtrays.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 9:54pm

    Hahaha Were they your fathers? If the answer is yes You might be Keith richards

  • 54 52
    Submitted by berrycoolcat on Apr 13, 10 at 3:43am

    That actually happened to me once. I'm not a smoker and hadn't partied the night before, so not necessarily a sign of a coke addiction or anything.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by MrSubarashi on Apr 12, 10 at 1:36pm

    probably means you have blown it

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 12:56am

    Sounds like an average morning in the life of that crazy druggy granddad from "Little Miss Sunshine"

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 13, 10 at 4:19am

    You snorted your dead grandmothers ashes

  • 51 57
    Submitted by IanPatrickBuss on Apr 12, 10 at 10:17pm

    cocaine addict?

  • 51 61
    Submitted by noleana on Apr 13, 10 at 11:42pm

    This has totally happened to me!\nUsually caused by smoking ALOT indoors.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by katiewills on Aug 4, 12 at 1:28pm

    Yer a dragon, harry.