he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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(281) Jeff has GOT to be a virgin
Lmao either way his gene pool needed a lil bit more chlorine. -Chris
The bitches in American Apparel ads are fug
if Bradon had enough of a brain to spell "nickel" correctly...
I hear ya, let's see that ass!
7:58PM: Why not? It's the same as girlfriends giving you underwear; practical and thoughtful. :) God knows I wouldn't mind some free lingerie from anyone
I'm 9:53, I guess I just had some STD supersense like spiderman but with STDs. I'm clean myself btw :P
11/4 6:13- I did once. My boyfriend told me he hated my Converse All- Stars. I broke up with him right then and there.
Oh I get it! It's funny because a normal guy friend probably wouldn't go to those lengths to help her buttocks look more attractive!
I want some red koolaid
If I had a nickle..
6:13: because guys will have sex with anything that has boobs and a vagina.
I'd fuck this girl whether her ass was a 5 or 10