I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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space scares me when im sober!
i've done that sober and stoned. i dont' even like to look at the moon anymore...
this is by far my favorite tfln hahahahhah
i did that once, sober
i'm basing my decision to smoke solely off of this
Lol, the blue icing. The first time I ever got stoned it was at my friend's birthday party and she had an ice cream cake with blue icing. I don't remember much, but I remember getting super high, almost dropping the cake on the floor, and then proclaiming, "This is the best f'ing cake EVER!!"
while on the subject to all my stoners out there watch Space Odessy 2001 while on a trip...it will put things into perspective....
whoever you are i love you. i have done the same. ha
Kirk is that you buddy?
hahahahha sounds like u were trippin fuckin balls luv when rookies gettin 2 high
that happens to me too! when i get high, i always get freaked out about the cosmos, and relay messages to my peers from the universe.
oh, and i act and speak like a proper victorian lady.
One time I was high and was watching a space program about black holes and stuff and I thought my brain exploded, perhaps due to a black hole...not sure of the logic. I was too afraid to tell my friends. Ha ha.
I have definitely been there before... Not fun
Hahaha I've totally done this!
I got stoned and my friend and I went on a drive in the winter and I cried because everything was dead.
I'm sooooo scared of space! I do this sober too but high, I totaly understand your distress
i read this text, then proceeded to buy a quarter and smoke it with my buds, and we went outside and seriously geeked out. thinking about all the stars and galaxy and trippy colors and the never ending question of why we're here and if the universe is expanding, wtf is it expanding into? isnt the universe infinately large, if so, how in the hell is it expanding? weed and space jsut dont mix...
their are monsters in space...ones that have three fingers and ride rocks around the universe and beckon you to their space ship...
fuck dude space is scaryyyyy
maggie g. hi
awesome. absolutely awesome.
way to go bro!
a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Drunk and currently getting high. Now I'm starting to think about how scary outer space really is. Thanks. Whoa dude... fuck....
lol at 2:33 because i just sent a text the other day drunk saying, 'people should be just as scared of the ocean. it's like space but just underwater.'
I'm SO glad you all found my friends text as funny as i did! I LOVE all your stories I just sat and laugh-cried for like 15 minutes!!!! lmao
PSSST. im high right now
This is basically the best thing I've ever read!! I kinda wanna be ur friend..and just btw, I feel like a total creeper now...
i was just telling my dad how i cried when i thought about space being destroyed while i was was watching the second fantastic four movie. i thought i was the only person who ever did that, though being high probably makes it a million times worse
you know what else is scary...the ocean. its like space but wet...and we know for sure that there are monsters down there.
why is everyone being anonymous??
yeah i freaked last night because i was thinking about being dad and how this probably isnt real and then the world ending in 2012.. i dont even believe that stuff when im not high. i just got so scared. oh and aliens scare the shit out of me when im high. i cant even see stuffed animal ones...
good job. i approve.
@2:29 Weed and space definitely don't mix! LOL Love this text and love the Mary Jane!
space is fucking scary as shit. there's no ground. i would also like to piont out that my mind is impaired and my eyes are going crosseyes. my eyes are going crosseyed. crosseyed eyes. fun. haaahahaeheee :D
DUDE, space scared the fuck out of me
Space is scary! The only thing worse is Space with Clowns!
I'd like to thank you guys not only for making me laugh my ass off but also giving me a whole new fear that had never even crossed my mind before...
this happened to me once, but it wasnt drugs, it was puberty lol
man, i cry about space being scary when i'm sober. what the fuck.
texts like this made me wish I hung out with more people that did drugs... and makes me consider doing them myself.
HAHAHA that made me laugh so hard.
hahaha this happens to me too
8:14, I'm emotional stoned and drunk. Like someone died, but usually the best night of my life. Oxymoron?
Space is scary as fuck, i know how you feel. Or felt. ha.
i've seriously probably blazed with this person hahaha yessssss
704 was the funnyest fuckin thing i ever heard
Im wondering why the blue icing...?
this made me laugh real hard. thank you.
space & the ocean are terrifying sober. but high its even worse.
oh, watching The Exorcist high is a lot of fun, too.
agree ice cream is the best when high
Damn, this happened to me in the middle of a park in pittsburgh when I stopped by to smoke with some kids at the art institute. I was laying in the grass at 7am hallucinating and crying cause I was thinking too deep about space and death, with people walking to work right next to me. Worst experience of my life.
HAHAHAAAA I LOVE YOU
I've done this before!
Except it was much more awkward because I was in the car with my parents.
Space is the most scary but magical thing imaginable.
When girls get high they either get really horny or really... this. Wow good job ya lightweight :)
Omg I've never laughed so hard. I hate thinking bout space high
that made me laugh so hard my little stoner chest hurt ,ouch
Pfft, who says it's a girl?
I am a girl... and when I am high, all I want is ice cream cake (even better if it has blue icing), and cheezies, lol.
I've so fucking done this lmao!!
one time i was so high that i passed out..i drempt about eating a big marshmellow.when i woke up my pillow was gone..
Holy god this one had me laughing out loud! Totally empathize.... LOL
ahahaha... i was freaking out at the beach wondering why so many people gather just to look at water. everyone facing the same direction is just freaky
i smoked on the beach and this kid started freaking out about space and i started telling him about why he should be scared of the ocean. then i started thinking about a giant squid running on its tenticles on the water toward me and i had to go home i was so scared. on the walk i just kept waiting for a tenticle to slam down in front of me.
now i really can't handle squids. they're going to take over the world
HAHAHAHAHA. I just love reading the responses to this. I may have just pee'd a little.
i started crying after a 40 sack because the ending of a John Mayer song. You're not alone.
you dicks who says its a girl or he/she didn't actually smoke a lot?
this is awesome, because i feel for you ahahhaahaha
WTF!!! i was stoned off my ass watching a video in astronomy class about the sun going supernova....it was the coolest thing ever! anything that begins has an end. find a can of man and suck it up.
...I went to my brothers little league game... real time sports is good shit while stoned
i just read this at work and fell off my chair laugh-crying. people are staring. thanks, textsfromlastnight.
This has happened to me countless times
fuck being high, im happy being sober
lol @ lightweight ... aww this site is so fun to read when your stoned
LMAO! AIN'T IT THO!!
wow, that has totally happened to me before... ha
rofl i love funny stoners. my food of choice are lo mein + crunchy cheetoes.
Totally done that.
One night when i was really high we were driving along this dark road and some black guy was taking out the trash and i started crying and freaking out cuz i thought he was some kind of monster dumping out human bodies. lol.....it was soo scary!
i also always think trailer parks are midget homes....
LMAO!! this made me laugh so hard there were tears in my eyes..
hahahahaha this person is fucking awesome dude!!! lets all get high!
Pretty much anything except playing sports or working out is better high...
hahahah this is awesome
man, i cry about space being scary when i'm sober. what the fuck.
June 21, 2009 10:57PM
Dude, me too. When I was a kid I used to nearly shit myself thinking of space and death. Dammit, now I have to go to bed and I'm going to be thinking of this. Worst idea ever.
i got so baked once that i thought my boyfriend's couch was going to eat me. i know how you feel.
704... is this Nick pelone?
I hear from a reliable source that it's disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. You would do well to fear it.
she said high, as in LSD, shrooms, X, etc. If you are high from those things it can be very scary. But of course who am I to argue against the logic of a douche bag?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA @ 9:10
I've cried about space being scare when I'm sober too. Space and how it's infinite is freakin scary.
I relate to this text on so many levels.
thank you for a great laugh!
who says this person is a lightweight/rookie? i've been smoking pretty regularly now for a few years but some days i just get really high, higher than other days, and i too think about crazy shit.
how about thinking about space high laying down in grass looking up at starts.
I've never felt so small, time to take another hit.
You know the makers of the movie Earth? They also made a movie called Winged Migration and it's about all sorts of birds' flights. There was one type of wild geese that were migrating, and they flew over a farm with tamed geese, and when the tamed saw the wild, they tried flying too, but they couldn't. I cried my ass off because I was so sad that the tamed geese didn't live their lives doing what they were born to do....Fly. Hahaha.
This made me laugh so hard my insides hurt. Thank you.
Oh my god, this is every moment of every day for me. Then again, I smoke too much pot. But hear hear, the universe is SO INSANELY FRIGHTENING AND BEWILDERING and I don't get how anyone couldn't understand that.
This isn't necessarily a girl. Space scares the shit out of me too!
every mistake i have ever made while high is justified by reading this thread
lmfao space is scary shit. I always watch space vids when im high
What's funny about this is that I'm wildly fascinated by the universe, especially when I'm high. Me and friends will put the Discovery Channel on and play that shit super slow. It's pretty awesome!
my friend scared the shit out of me when we were stoned he kept screaming and looking behind me and eventually i started screaming too and i was freaking the fuck out and was running all over the house really scared
Ha! I just laughed out loud for like a minute.
best food while high ice cream and grilled cheese dude
and pickles...try it!
i do that when im sober
Best TFLN ever!! I so want to be your friend, and smoke with you... it would be so much fun!
I love this. Bc I think of the same things when I'm stoned
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS. AHAHHAH AND 9:10. omgggggg
this totally happened to me too! mixing weed and astronomy class was a bad idea from then on...
hahah i know how you feel, i've almost cried thinking about space while i was high too many times to count. last night my friends and i went to this creepy old cemetary high and me and my friend just stood there hugging and crying in the middle of it..
Lol charlotte will do that
ommmmggg this has happened to me!
Definatly wanna smoke with you I'm from Charlotte too