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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.

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(519): View more from Ontario

he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep

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(250): View more from British Columbia

This is my life. Enjoy the view

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(607): View more from New York

Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day

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(217): View more from Illinois

But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.

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(330): View more from Ohio

We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall

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