And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Jenny, ima introduce you to my peas and carrot
ima put it in you Jenny..ima put it in your hippie ravaged aids infested vaag..RUN FORREST RUN..DOWN MY THIGH
lmao i read that in forrest gumps voice.
it was that or make an interracial ga.y joke about Bubba not feelings his legs
I thought it was captian Dan that couldn't feel his legs?
And then something bit me...
Lieutenant Dan, I got ya some ice cream! Lieutenant Daaaan!
im not a smart man but i know what love is............... sorry i had a fist fight in the middle of your black panther party
Would have been hilarious if he got all into it and called you Jenny.
"And I was runnang!"