Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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Youre also the gayest (supposedly) straight man in that county
I think he was more offerin to manscape the south playground, not the back 40.
Going for brazil nuts too?
never again...I wear a ribbon around my balls so I never forget how itchy waxed balls get
Oh the humanity!
it was a testicatastrophe
I'm scared to live in the same county as you
So you'll be at least partially undressed with your back to his chest and his hands on you, and you still think this is about moonshine?
don't see too many Duluth texts up here. strange one to make it unfortunately
You're doing it wrong.
He's going to make you purr like a walrus.
and the widest a$$