Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
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whenever i get shitfaced all i want to go is fold my clothes or clean up the house
5:25 It's absolutely possible. I've been wasted before and texting perfectly. It just takes ten minutes to type one sentence and you have to make the world stop spinning so you can proof read it.
YAY for drunks in Snohomish county :D Gotta love em.
this person must be fuckin retarded if being drunk makes them type better...
I'd love to see a REAL text once and a while.... I call bullshit.
the decent typing doesn't bother me, but the use of the word nexus does.
It's easy to text well while drunk, it just takes a long time and many proof reads. Most of the time when someone is texting poorly they know they are and are just to lazy to fix it.
Living the dream. Wish I could be drunk while the girlfriend made me do chores.
No one who is that drunk types that well.
only non talented people
anybody who can, in the same text, say "I'm properly wasted" and use the word "nexus" correctly in a sentence needs to be my friend right now.
Cleaning the house is fun drunk, but way better tripping.....the next day you get to find out where you actually put everything
i'm so there with you right now!
You can type perfectly while drunk. Think, if this kid had an iPhone it would've auto-corrected it. Plus, people have texted me while drunk, it's not bad.