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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Mar 31, 12 at 5:15pm

    People who say YOLO confirmed for loving dicks up their asses.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 1, 12 at 4:36am

      WTF is yolo? (yes, I'm old and out of it)

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        Submitted by Ahhaynie on Apr 1, 12 at 11:00am

        Stands for, "You Only Live Once." It's the excuse idiots have started giving for their actions.

  • Submitted by Phys on Mar 31, 12 at 7:07pm

    I'm going to test this hypothesis tonight, in the name of science obv

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 31, 12 at 7:36pm

      SCIENCE! !

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        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 1, 12 at 4:34am

        Heavens to mergatroid Miss Yamamoto, you're beautiful.

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          Submitted by porksword on Apr 1, 12 at 10:14am

          That line will lead to assplay every time! YOLO= you only live once in douchonese.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 1, 12 at 12:07am

    With or without Lube?

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 17, 12 at 3:48pm

      And no matter what I do, I feel the pain // with or without lube

  • Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Mar 31, 12 at 4:58pm

    I guess roofie-coladas count now?

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 31, 12 at 7:12pm

    I think that you are stupid.

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      Submitted by godzirra on Mar 31, 12 at 8:44pm

      If you are going to go by "bestwit," you could at least try to live up to it.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 25, 12 at 10:40pm

    People (and Ke$ha) who say "erry" in place of "every" should be bludgeoned with an English textbook.

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    Submitted by Blacksabbath211 on Apr 4, 12 at 10:56am

    I always thought it was 'all day erry day' 0.o\n\nStop changing the slang, it's hard to keep up with xD

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Apr 2, 12 at 12:29am

    sounds ruh-tarded

  • Submitted by haynay23 on Mar 31, 12 at 6:30pm

    God gave us this body..is it really what we are supposed to do with that..what's anal??? By all means..!!

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Apr 1, 12 at 9:51pm

      Are you really using "God" and "anal" in the same run-on sentence?

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    Submitted by vrtcllychllngd03 on Jul 7, 12 at 7:18pm

    I feel like I know this person..

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Mar 31, 12 at 5:50pm

    They won't be sittin' on the bench cuz of all that anal play! Erry day erry day fuck what errybody say, can't see em cause the money in the way real niggga wussup

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    Submitted by MOhead34 on Apr 1, 12 at 11:19am

    I don't get the whole anal thing. Are these girl's pussies just so worn out and loose that you want to fuck shit? YOLO chicks have probably used that same philosophy to contract STDs that now are shared by your dirty dick.

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      Submitted by keto06 on Apr 17, 12 at 1:52pm

      its sooooooooo tight