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  • He's a failure. He should have told you that he has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

    Submitted by RickMoranis on Oct 28, 11 at 1:46pm
  • Yeah or he could of said, I'm wearing sex panther, 60% percent of the time it works everytime.

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 28, 11 at 10:57pm
    • That's Paul Rudd's character. And you know they're wearing Sex anther because it smells like bigfoot's penis.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:07pm
  • He should of told you "im taking you to pleasuretown" or "my penis is kinda of a big deal" or "you must be Titts McGee"

    Submitted by mrwowzers on Oct 29, 11 at 1:27pm
  • I'm gonna be the one to say it.... Will Ferrel is a douchebag piece of shit with no acting skill.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 29, 11 at 5:32pm
    • You, sir, haven't seen Stranger than Fiction, Winter Passing, or Melinda and Melinda. The latter two perhaps being an issue of taste, but the first being hard to deny.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 5:45pm
  • I would have gone with "Don't act like you're not impressed". Or just showed off my mad jazz flute skills.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:09pm