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    Submitted by RickMoranis on Oct 28, 11 at 1:46pm

    He's a failure. He should have told you that he has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 28, 11 at 10:57pm

    Yeah or he could of said, I'm wearing sex panther, 60% percent of the time it works everytime.

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:07pm

      That's Paul Rudd's character. And you know they're wearing Sex anther because it smells like bigfoot's penis.

      • 60 53
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:08pm

        Panther*

  • 64 54
    Submitted by mrwowzers on Oct 29, 11 at 1:27pm

    He should of told you "im taking you to pleasuretown" or "my penis is kinda of a big deal" or "you must be Titts McGee"

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 29, 11 at 5:32pm

    I'm gonna be the one to say it.... Will Ferrel is a douchebag piece of shit with no acting skill.

    • 60 52
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 5:45pm

      You, sir, haven't seen Stranger than Fiction, Winter Passing, or Melinda and Melinda. The latter two perhaps being an issue of taste, but the first being hard to deny.

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    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:09pm

    I would have gone with "Don't act like you're not impressed". Or just showed off my mad jazz flute skills.