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  • 92 50
    Submitted by DrBrian on Mar 27, 12 at 2:23pm

    Soap on a rope!

  • 60 52
    Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Mar 27, 12 at 2:17pm

    sure a carton of smokes or a tube of lube

    • 30 36
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:48pm

      they don't let you smoke in jail anymore, I was pissed!

      • 42 39
        Submitted by porksword on Mar 27, 12 at 7:08pm

        But they still allow the anal raping so the lubes a good call.

        • 29 45
          Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 27, 12 at 8:58pm

          WELCOME TO OZ BITCH!!

  • 52 47
    Submitted by holliepop on Mar 27, 12 at 7:24pm

    "Going to Jail for Dummies." The title is redundant but it's a thoughtful gift.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by pitbull23 on Mar 28, 12 at 12:36pm

    Lol. I guess you saw this post on ravens fb page yesterday too...it was funnier when she said it

    • 42 29
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 28, 12 at 1:28pm

      Raven who? Simone, the Cosby/Disney porker?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by wAywAyofRc on Mar 27, 12 at 9:16pm

    There drug of choice

    • 31 46
      Submitted by sleete on Apr 9, 12 at 12:37am

      Their*

  • 38 38
    Submitted by BOOM7 on Mar 27, 12 at 4:15pm

    It's only his girlfriend... No worries...

  • 37 37
    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Mar 28, 12 at 11:36pm

    Yes, BEER!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by rich_nasty on Mar 28, 12 at 4:09pm

    I got some going away dome about an hour before I had to go to jail

  • 36 41
    Submitted by niceman on Mar 29, 12 at 9:43pm

    Bring a Victoria's Secret catalogue

  • 31 36
    Submitted by countrygirl626 on Apr 9, 12 at 9:23pm

    Keeping classy, Virginia. Keeping it classy.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Chef420 on Mar 27, 12 at 2:48pm

    Hahahaha i had a going away to jail party for myself just last week. Twas epic.

    • 37 39
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:49pm

      I call bullshit, you would be in jail right now if that were the case.

      • 40 51
        Submitted by ck24 on Mar 27, 12 at 3:55pm

        bragging about going to jail? You two are cool

      • 41 54
        Submitted by gabraham on Mar 27, 12 at 4:16pm

        its called bail dumbass

        • 32 42
          Submitted by AkSamwise on Mar 27, 12 at 7:06pm

          You don't get bailed out of a scheduled sentence, dumbass.

          • 37 42
            Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 27, 12 at 8:57pm

            lmfao yea afraid he's got you there best shot woulda gone with paroled but after 2 weeks even with a reduced sentence ect processing costs wouldn't be worth 2 weeks you'd get house arrest with probation or just a gnarly fine

  • 19 26
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 3, 12 at 7:54am

    Preparation H?