I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Soap on a rope!
"Going to Jail for Dummies." The title is redundant but it's a thoughtful gift.
sure a carton of smokes or a tube of lube
they don't let you smoke in jail anymore, I was pissed!
But they still allow the anal raping so the lubes a good call.
WELCOME TO OZ BITCH!!
There drug of choice
It's only his girlfriend... No worries...
I got some going away dome about an hour before I had to go to jail
Bring a Victoria's Secret catalogue
Keeping classy, Virginia. Keeping it classy.
Lol. I guess you saw this post on ravens fb page yesterday too...it was funnier when she said it
Raven who? Simone, the Cosby/Disney porker?
Hahahaha i had a going away to jail party for myself just last week. Twas epic.
I call bullshit, you would be in jail right now if that were the case.
bragging about going to jail? You two are cool
its called bail dumbass
You don't get bailed out of a scheduled sentence, dumbass.
lmfao yea afraid he's got you there best shot woulda gone with paroled but after 2 weeks even with a reduced sentence ect processing costs wouldn't be worth 2 weeks you'd get house arrest with probation or just a gnarly fine