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  • Submitted by dutch70 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:09pm

    I can never unsee this text again!!! Fuck!!!

    • Submitted by douchemonger on Jul 7, 10 at 9:16pm

      our poor, dutch eyes :(

    • Submitted by laxlaxlax on Jul 7, 10 at 9:45pm

      Life seemed more innocent before.

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      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:05am

      BadMitch can help you forget,

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      Submitted by ShutYourTuna on Jun 28, 12 at 10:01pm

      I think I just threw up a little

  • Submitted by kelliexo on Jul 7, 10 at 9:14pm

    this is why you don't eat girls out when they're on their period. sorry girls, but i would never want to put my man through that.

    • Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:44pm

      Your a great american! if your from america.

  • Submitted by hawaiichic on Jul 8, 10 at 12:53am

    I guess it's just payback for all the sperm you made her swallow

    • Submitted by freckleface on Jul 8, 10 at 1:57pm

      BIG difference

    • Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:17am

      but it is still 2 sick

    • Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 19, 10 at 4:19pm

      If women say men will never know the pain of childbirth, then we get to say you will never know how much more disgusting this is than swallowing semen...

  • Submitted by sevenohtree on Jul 7, 10 at 9:33pm

    That's fucking sick! I had to create an account to comment.

    • Submitted by imfrommanchester on Jul 8, 10 at 8:25pm

      Same here!! This is ANGIN.

    • Submitted by yellowhuman on Aug 26, 10 at 10:29pm

      Same. So gross

    • Submitted by bsip on Nov 18, 10 at 9:53pm

      Haha I just created an account to comment on this too! This is honestly one of the nastiest things I have ever heard.

  • Submitted by livestellar on Jul 7, 10 at 9:33pm

    *Throws dinner in trash*

  • Submitted by realtree on Jul 7, 10 at 9:28pm

    Who the fuck voted this a good night!!

    • Submitted by doworkSON on Jul 9, 10 at 12:22am

      LMAO some sick sick people....

  • Submitted by amandak0097 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:21pm

    So could have gone the rest of my life without reading that.

  • Submitted by FutureHegemon on Jul 7, 10 at 9:59pm

    How did he know it was bright red if it got shot down his throat?

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:04am

      there can be no good answer for that...

  • Submitted by myasshurts91 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:28pm

    Oh geez! That's one of those nasty embaressing secrets that goes to the grave not the Internet

  • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:43pm

    I hate when people cry "fake" about everything, but I gotta say this is the work of a troll. blood clots aren't usually something you experience at the very beginning or end of a period so unless the dude was going down fully aware she was menstruating this is unlikely. blood clots are not in fact bright red. and how did he see the color? and why would you swallow that if it ended up in your mouth? coughing causes the vaginal muscles to constrict, yes, but it doesn't send things shooting

    • Submitted by mandygirl on Jul 8, 10 at 7:24am

      I agree, this is bullshit. How would he even be able to see it unless his tongue is a foot long? And blood clots are dark, almost black. Anyone who has had a cut or a scratch knows what blood looks like when it begins to clot.

      • Submitted by kaylahalsey on Aug 21, 11 at 11:25am

        blood becomes dark when it is oxidized; menstrual blood hasnt been oxidized bc it hasnt contacted the atmosphere. so yes, it can be red.

    • Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 8, 10 at 1:29pm

      Agreed. I call bullshit on this one.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:04pm

      Doesn’t matter if it’s fake or not. You can’t help but throw up in your mouth a little when reading it, and too many people can’t unsee it.

    • Submitted by ath215 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:01pm

      doesn't matter if its real - i still wanna puke.

    • Submitted by Alittlecreepy on Jul 9, 10 at 12:44am

      I only have a couple picks at your statement... One, yes, they can be bright red. 2. yes, they can happen at the end of the period. This statement coming to you from a girl. Other than that, you probably are right, unless he puked it up, there wouldn't be any way to know the color.

  • Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 7, 10 at 10:09pm

    Damn, Just when you thought you had a bad experience, you read this and somehow you feel a tad bit better!

  • Submitted by nolanmann23 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:28am

    You are looking for the website fml

  • Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:07pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:04pm

    That's fuckin disgusting

  • Submitted by Slogan on Jul 7, 10 at 11:38pm

    Then don't eat her out when she has her period you dink.

  • Submitted by sterlingsilver on Jul 7, 10 at 9:05pm

    so gross!

  • Submitted by honeybeeco on Jul 7, 10 at 9:43pm

    I just threw up in my mouth

  • Submitted by meows on Jul 7, 10 at 9:34pm

    Ew that's fucking the nastiest god damn shit I've ever read on here. Icky. Yuck.

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 7, 10 at 10:27pm

    i'm not convinced you were eating at the correct door.... maybe you need a map...

  • Submitted by HollyHoe on Jul 7, 10 at 9:59pm

    That is just.... Dear fucking God..... Disturbing.

  • Submitted by TheChad69 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:08pm

    Damn! Why even tell anyone about that?

  • Submitted by jhova on Jul 7, 10 at 9:51pm

    The 39 people who voted this a a good night is a worthless, sick fuck!

  • Submitted by Howbot on Jul 7, 10 at 9:40pm

    I think I speak for all of us when I say, That is fucking hanus.

  • Submitted by it_is_what_it_is on Jul 8, 10 at 4:56am

    Ok, yes this is gross, but I don't understand why compared to other posts I've seen about such wonderful things as swallowing vomit and semen, getting pissed on, having sex with brides/grooms on their wedding days, abortions, etc., people find this text about a few drops of blood to be the most scarring, horrific thing they've ever experienced in their lives. Do you all hate your bodies that much for menstruating? Yea, its gross. So are most of the posts on this site. Chill.

    • Submitted by solidsnack on Jul 8, 10 at 12:34pm

      well menstruation is not just blood, you know....

  • Submitted by lane6 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:09pm


  • Submitted by LostGreenGoat on Jul 8, 10 at 7:41am

    She'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it'll taste like some ol' rusty coins...

  • Submitted by momofbrats on Jul 7, 10 at 9:12pm


  • Submitted by bubba70 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:30pm

    i really dont even want to continue reading anymore texts...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 11:20pm

    If you swallowed it, how'd you know it was bright red?

  • Submitted by forever3 on Jul 8, 10 at 9:12am

    This is disgusting, WTF is wrong with you

  • Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 8, 10 at 12:04am

    Real or fake it made me real gag

  • Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:46pm


  • Submitted by RJenta on Jul 7, 10 at 10:20pm

    Your fault alllllll the way

  • Submitted by jdub1 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:05am

    Wow - can't believe how many comments this text has generated. It appears there is something about this situation that bothers almost everybody.

  • Submitted by nattielite on Jul 8, 10 at 2:07am

    Can't say I've been there done that... But sometimes the guy just insists he's cool with it. Homeboy got what he deserved. Probably a Trueblood fan...

  • Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 7, 10 at 10:19pm

    Yeahhhh... That was probably an undeveloped fetus.... Let's hope u don't have a baby now

    • Submitted by dagnyt34 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:12am

      cause that is TOTALLY how it works.\n\nintelligence levels, I swear....

  • Submitted by ryan13 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:43am

    well THATS not a jolly rancher...

  • Submitted by andrew_tn on Jul 7, 10 at 9:12pm

    Fucking gross dude!

  • Submitted by mrMe on Jul 8, 10 at 4:28am

    so u actually literally ate her

  • Submitted by soly on Jul 7, 10 at 10:56pm

    Hurry up and post more tfln so this one goes further down the list. BARF

  • Submitted by vballchickk17 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:19am

    candycane, actually period blood is a variety of colors. it's definitely possible to be bright red. however, if this person truly did swallow it, how would they know the color of it? so as to the fact that it's real or not, who knows. but coughing does force more blood..or whatever..out. just so ya know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:20pm

    Fucking sick!!!

  • Submitted by mishamarissa on Jul 7, 10 at 9:04pm

    Oh god...

  • Submitted by girlabouttown on Jul 7, 10 at 9:58pm

    Oh barf. I really feel the need to pump my stomach now.

  • Submitted by mslexi on Jul 7, 10 at 9:52pm

    This is the most disgusting thing I have read!

  • Submitted by mareece on Jul 7, 10 at 10:50pm

    Always make a girl tell you where she is in her cycle. This is about as bad as it gets...

  • Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:13am

    Wow how did you see the color when your mouth was on it or were you away from it and it launched down your throat

  • Submitted by cstoffle on Jul 7, 10 at 11:03pm


  • Submitted by mball2122 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:06am

    What. The. Fuck.

  • Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 7, 10 at 9:46pm

    Fucking DISGUSTING

  • Submitted by badassninjax69 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:14am


  • Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 7, 10 at 9:50pm

    Sweet Jesus save me from the torture that is this text D'x

  • Submitted by turkfa on Jul 7, 10 at 9:03pm

    thats siiiiick

  • Submitted by Bomb on Jul 7, 10 at 10:23pm

    That ain't right.

  • Submitted by jprincess on Jul 7, 10 at 9:10pm


  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 30, 10 at 11:23pm

    U swallowed her babies hahaha

  • Submitted by backy1 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:01pm

    Well my life is ruined now

  • Submitted by Ahiram on Jul 8, 10 at 4:00am

    Fuck man thats something you dont tell the world and im laghing my ass off reading all these comments their hella funny

  • Submitted by Danny66 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:05pm

    I just died a little inside when I read that :l

  • Submitted by Awesome_Liv on Jul 12, 10 at 9:58pm

    Hn. I bet Edward Cullen would be nomnomnom. Sick, sparkly freak.

  • Submitted by whitney0949 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:42pm

    im pregnant and WAS

  • Submitted by 3six0h on Jul 7, 10 at 11:21pm

    Obviuosly kelliexo she just got her period, no person in their right mind would do that. And this wouldn't be a tfln if he/she wasn't so disgusted that it happened to begin with.

  • Submitted by Nanniepoo on Jul 7, 10 at 9:26pm

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

  • Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jul 9, 10 at 5:26pm

    Syphillis... That's all I have to say...

  • Submitted by steady_mobbin on Jul 9, 10 at 2:15am


  • Submitted by laraa_ on Jul 8, 10 at 7:39am

    Fuck Your Life

  • Submitted by sexysilk on Jul 29, 11 at 6:54pm

    Holy shit!!!

  • Submitted by jersey10 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:43pm

    I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little

  • Submitted by MrBeej on Jul 8, 10 at 6:39am


  • Submitted by hawaiichic on Jul 8, 10 at 12:41am

    I just screamed in horror from reading that text

  • Submitted by hero88 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:56pm

    Did you finish her off?

  • Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 8, 10 at 5:03am


  • Submitted by caassey on Jul 8, 10 at 6:46am

    i hate your life for you.

  • Submitted by doomsauced on Jul 10, 10 at 4:23am

    Uh oh, you're gonna start sparkling in the sunlight.

  • Submitted by delirio on Jul 8, 10 at 8:14pm

    eh, it's not all that gross. i, for one, would much rather have a blood clot in my mouth than subject my tastebuds to a rimjob or something.

  • Submitted by delacruzal on Jul 8, 10 at 10:14am

    God damnit!!!!! WTF!!!!! this text stole my innocence!!!

  • Submitted by genie1973 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:25pm

    OMG!!! That is nasty!

  • Submitted by im_lisdexic on Jul 8, 10 at 12:50pm

    So that's what those Sparkly Vampires consider "kinky"... Great Scott!!!

  • Submitted by bamf735 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:32pm

    That is the absolute most disgusting thing I have ever read. Thank you sir for ruining my life.

  • Submitted by whitneyp on Jul 8, 10 at 7:32pm

    Crap man, that's fuckin sick. Wyh

  • Submitted by lostinadream on Jul 8, 10 at 1:56pm

    Bullshit. One, blood clots are not bright red and he wouldn't have seen it if it was in his mouth two, for there to be a blood clot he would have had to go down on her in the middle of her period and fully aware of it which is just nasty. And three, yeah the muscles do contract when you cough, but it won't send anything shooting. Nevertheless this is still so gross I wish I could erase it from memory. Op is disgusting and stupid.

  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 8, 10 at 12:06am

    Fuck. That.

  • Submitted by LimePowered on Jul 8, 10 at 2:58am


  • Submitted by whiskeytgirl on Jul 8, 10 at 2:19am

    Ewww, nasty....OVERSHARE

  • Submitted by ericaxlynn on Jul 8, 10 at 1:39am

    This belongs on fml, not texts from last night. Just saying, barffffff man

  • Submitted by zagazan on Jul 7, 10 at 10:57pm

    Good god you've forever ruined oral for me

  • Submitted by kylexandrew on Jul 10, 10 at 4:41am

    That's just...fucked up, bro.

  • Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:19am

    oh my god i am SO SORRY!!!! =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 11:41am

    4:56 then you eat coochie blood! Fake or not, that is outright vile

  • Submitted by bhang024 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:07am

    Win. Seriously dude. Lucky you.

  • Submitted by necrocat on Jul 8, 10 at 10:02pm

    This text is disgusting, but if anyone literally vomited from reading it, they're a pathetic pansy ass pussy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 11:57pm

    How do u ppl even know it was a guy...?

  • Submitted by Lwoww on Jul 8, 10 at 1:56am

    Why the fuck is this on tfln? This belongs on fml!!!

  • Submitted by rheffernan73 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:49am

    Yea homeboy, some chick just miscarriaged in your mouth.

  • Submitted by Livindeadgrl on Jul 7, 10 at 11:34pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • Submitted by nick92 on Jul 10, 10 at 1:56am

    Wow...I'm gonna be tripping anytime I do\ntht to a girl now, thts some nasty shit

  • Submitted by inMyPants on Jul 9, 10 at 4:35am

    LOL I would have beat her.

  • Submitted by haihaidancer on Jul 7, 10 at 11:10pm

    I created an account just to comment about how disgusting that is!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 2:03am

    that is fuckin disgustings

  • Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:25am

    ewww. wtf, who would put themselves in a position for that to happen on either end?

  • Submitted by cthefish on Jul 7, 10 at 11:31pm

    I've never wanted to gouge out my eyes more than right now in an attempt to get rid of that image. She owes you big..very, very big.

    • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:40pm

      why does she owe him? surely it wasn't intentional on her part and she derived no pleasure from it. in fact it was probably humiliating

  • Submitted by radar on Jul 8, 10 at 10:54am

    What the hell I cannot unsee what has been seen 0_o

  • Submitted by masterteabagger on Jul 8, 10 at 4:13am

    Dude, this has never happened to me and now Ima make sure it never will. Rest in peace brotha

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 8, 10 at 12:34am

    *vomits repeatedly*

  • Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 7, 10 at 10:19pm

    Most.disgusting.thing.I' -.-

  • Submitted by sloppyballs0 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:23am

    karma is a bitch

  • Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 8, 10 at 2:22am

    So fucking awful I think I threw up a little

  • Submitted by fiveatesix on Jul 7, 10 at 10:21pm

    That's disgusting!

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 10, 10 at 8:25am

    Flyers108, die in a fire.

  • Submitted by kkkatiemac on Jul 8, 10 at 2:44pm

    bon appetit mother fuckers! bahahaha.

  • Submitted by rachelmiln on Jul 8, 10 at 1:42am

    Fucked up dude. I can't believe this is on here.

  • Submitted by PrivatePussy on Jul 8, 10 at 12:44am

    Who the FUCK would vote positively on this?!

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 7, 10 at 11:02pm

    Eeewwww that Iss sooooo GROSS!!!

  • Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 7, 10 at 9:36pm

    Omg ewww

  • Submitted by Nikki2990 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:56am


  • Submitted by redsox985 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:08am vomit

  • Submitted by jaustin88 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:02am

    I almost gagged at work. So freaking gross.

  • Submitted by disturbedin1992 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:21am

    Well...looks like you got the cherry twice.

  • Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:14am

    I'd turn homo on the spot

  • Submitted by Daffy09 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:39pm

    This is the most disgusting thing i've ever read in my life.. Except for this one story i read in "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" I gagged.

  • Submitted by soknotty on Aug 13, 10 at 5:48am

    why the fuck was he down there with his face anyways?! ill never be able to sleep soundly again... that poor guy :(

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:56am

    the internet gods what???

  • Submitted by jjscantland on Jul 10, 10 at 5:51am

    FUCK!! I just gagged!

  • Submitted by patsfan on Jul 8, 10 at 11:52am

    I almost threw up readin this

  • Submitted by luoqi1987 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:07pm


  • Submitted by Ryan_Packolyk on Jul 8, 10 at 1:55am

    My life has now taken a more dramatic step then the earth when Jesus was pinned to the cross

  • Submitted by tiffalam on Jul 8, 10 at 12:45am

    Haha ewwww n I like how there's ppl down there commenting about the color of period blood.

  • Submitted by Halers94 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:05am

    Thee most disgusting thing I have ever read.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 10:19pm


  • Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 7, 10 at 10:14pm


  • Submitted by step11 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:19am

    Who the fuck coughs while getting head?!? Seriously? She could've moved u aside, geez

  • Submitted by Rosalie1933 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:00pm

    This is the most disgusting,sickening,repulsive,revolting, repugnant,and abhorrent thing I have ever read on her and I'm a woman.

  • Submitted by karenngo10 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:46am

    Why is it EVER a good idea to eat a chick out while she's on her period? Well unless you have some insane fetish...

  • Submitted by mnm on Jul 8, 10 at 2:34am

    So fucking gross dude

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 4, 11 at 4:28pm


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    Submitted by Zeke92 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:33am

    Fuck you, filthy-ass New Mexico!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 4:02am

    i disliked this twice

  • Submitted by Mercen on Jul 8, 10 at 2:53am

    Hey look on the bright side; at least it didn't gurgle.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 7, 10 at 11:58pm

    Holy fuck...if I, of all people am speechless, then it is fucking hideously awful.

  • Submitted by ilive4crazynites on Mar 8, 11 at 2:21am

    Ew that is just behind gross.

  • Submitted by arinda on Jul 8, 10 at 3:25pm

    That is the most disgusting thing I've Ever read in my life...ughh

  • Submitted by hayhay776 on Dec 30, 10 at 9:55pm

    Wow..I just puked.

  • Submitted by staceygreek on Jul 9, 10 at 5:58pm

    Ewwwwwwwwww that's fucken nasty!!

  • Submitted by strongbad69 on Jul 8, 10 at 9:40am

    Dude.........get a new bitch..... That's nasty

  • Submitted by shellybean on Jul 17, 10 at 12:20pm

    Eeeew! Eeew! Oh, God eeew!

  • Submitted by britney09 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:40am

    Lies -totally disgusting- but still lies

  • Submitted by bonanza on Jul 8, 10 at 1:15am

    That's fucking sick

  • Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 7, 10 at 11:27pm

    That blows bro.

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    Submitted by saren0314 on Aug 12, 11 at 11:54pm

    Red wings to the extreme.

  • Submitted by 26 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:19pm

    I really think he wanted to get on tfln so he made this shit up!! Who admits this sh*t

  • Submitted by thetank84 on Jul 8, 10 at 8:13am

    I made an account just to comment on this. Real or not this made me gag.

    • Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 11:00am

      haha yeah, same here!...

  • Submitted by loverton on Jul 7, 10 at 11:10pm

    That's just wrong. Goddamnit I'm forever scarred

  • Submitted by faaaded on Nov 14, 10 at 11:03am

    absolutely disgusting hahaha

  • Submitted by jadiegirl on Jul 9, 10 at 4:29am

    That's fucking disgusting

  • Submitted by ladiiilee on Jul 8, 10 at 10:47am

    Gross dude

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    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:20am


  • Submitted by PARIStokyo on Jul 9, 10 at 1:16am

    Blood clots are dark red! Ew

  • Submitted by sas_ on Jul 11, 10 at 7:22am

    Ahhh that made me a little sick. Disgusting. Why on earth would you eat a girl out who is on her period? That's just sick and WRONG.

  • Submitted by kwatts25 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:27pm

    That made me throw up in my mouth just a little!!

  • Submitted by Dickhole on Jul 7, 10 at 11:35pm

    Omg!!! I just laid down to bed, I fear what dreams may come....... Vomit!!!!!

  • Submitted by jankmieser on Jul 7, 10 at 9:45pm

    Ughh that's fucking horrible

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    Submitted by xxherpesxx on Aug 1, 10 at 2:07pm

    it's not a blood clot, menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining. you swallowed a piece of uterus.

  • Submitted by xTcFTW on Jul 17, 10 at 5:15am

    ... 0..0

  • Submitted by aross846 on Jul 9, 10 at 12:41am

    I can't believe this even happened. You knew the condition and you were not only doing it but swallowing.

  • Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:43pm

    why did you swallow? its not a bloody martini my friend.

  • Submitted by yummygummybear on Jul 11, 10 at 6:29am

    despite the grossness of this I just laughed so so hard

  • Submitted by 24and on Jul 9, 10 at 7:52am

    probaly the worst txt ive ever read cuz you get that mental image...

  • Submitted by superbamf27 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:19pm


  • Submitted by evry1nosimsxy on Jul 8, 10 at 2:21am

    I feel like part of me died just seeing this.

  • Submitted by wilda on Jul 8, 10 at 12:42am


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    Submitted by VxTaPOuTxV on Jan 27, 12 at 10:00pm

    I'll never forget this! *places shotgun against head*

  • Submitted by ww2_lover on Jul 8, 10 at 5:43pm

    Real or not, I am permanently scarred by this text. Ew. Just ... ew.

  • Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 8, 10 at 2:28am

    Jesus Christ that's nasty. Kind of deserve it for eating her out on her period, but I still feel bad for you, that's really sick

  • Submitted by wearebeggarsall on Jul 8, 10 at 12:42am

    i can't believe how disgusting this is, a girl just KNOWS when it is around that time. i can't imagine having a guy down there anywhere close to that time, not to mention possibly during. barffffff.

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    Submitted by conman13 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:47pm

    This is disgusting ur fucking disgusting

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    Submitted by kh2fanmark on Sep 26, 10 at 10:19pm

    Wow. Thats just sick

  • Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Jul 8, 10 at 10:23pm

    Grossest thing I've ever fucking read, thos is burned in the back of my mind o.o

  • Submitted by la_bella_vida on Jul 8, 10 at 2:11pm

    I agree with kelliexo thats disgusting

  • Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 8, 10 at 3:04am

    Yep. Created an account just to say how fucking nasty this is. Gross.

  • Submitted by qfoo on Jul 8, 10 at 1:24am

    That's fucking nasty

  • Submitted by savannahisthesex on Jul 7, 10 at 11:04pm

    that's disgusting.

  • Submitted by blinkytheclown on Jul 21, 10 at 2:20am

    Gross. Where do these bitches come from?

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    Submitted by softball_junky on Jul 9, 10 at 1:18am

    I just threw up in my mouth. WTF?

  • Submitted by bienlunee on Jul 8, 10 at 11:53pm

    Why approve this bullshit?

  • Submitted by jthugnasty on Jan 21, 11 at 3:42pm

    Fucking disgusting. I would never let a dude put his mouth there if I'm on my period. Nasty.

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    Submitted by mojas7565 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:19pm

    Wow...scarred for life, thanx

  • Submitted by CandyCane on Jul 8, 10 at 12:14am

    Let's just say BULLSHIT!! I mean what she spontaneously projected a bright red blood clot out of her vagina. Coughing does not mean you throw blood clots..and bright red.. means active bleeding not period blood which is NOT bright red.\n\nseriously people, pull your heads firmly outta your asses and think about the shit you comment and believe.. \n\nThat's the problem with today's generation, you believe all the bullshit out there..

    • Submitted by chichi17 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:50am

      Don't be a dick, 1) guys exaggerate, the fact that he said "bright red" as opposed to "red" doesn't invalidate the statement 2) coughing and sneezing DOES push out more blood and sometimes clots that would have taken longer to work themselves out, which is why the fucking pad/tampon commercials talk about "achoo-proof" protection 3) You come to this site knowing a lot of it is probably made up no need to call it out and vomit your superiority complex on

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      Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 9, 10 at 11:56pm

      How about you chill the fuck out....maybe then people will listen to your advice here.

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    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 8, 11 at 9:12pm

    How is this even remotely a good night???

  • Submitted by chelsalea on Oct 2, 10 at 9:22am

    WTF!!!???? That shit is beyond gross

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:48pm


  • Submitted by lostinkansass on Jul 8, 10 at 10:51am

    Grossest thing I've evar read!

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    Submitted by slimshady1212 on Oct 16, 11 at 11:53pm

    if that happened to me i'd probably have a tall glass of kerosine and swallow a match and then shoot myself in the face.

  • Submitted by Chuck_Norris on Jul 16, 10 at 5:59am

    How many bad votes is it when it says "3...5". Is that too many to show? Bc I think the good votes should be at 0. That's disgusting

  • Submitted by SneakyDeath on Jul 8, 10 at 3:39pm

    He/She will never look at a vagina the same way again.

  • Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:07am

    LMFAO !! The comments on this are even funnier than the original txt lol.

  • Submitted by idkmybffsarah on Jul 8, 10 at 2:15am

    @Hawaiichic\nLMFAO that definitely could be it....

  • Submitted by pppphar on Jul 8, 10 at 12:48am

    That's more of a fml

  • Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 8, 10 at 12:24am

    CandyCane ya cuz we r all on here to fucking decipher all this shit. Ya we know it's fake so are movies and we still go to them. I'm sorry you're a friendless virgin but don't spoil the fun for the rest of us.

  • 73 69
    Submitted by SuperWhalespenis on Sep 16, 11 at 6:21pm

    Omg gross!

  • Submitted by jcfreshhh on Feb 19, 11 at 5:20pm

    so my gf probs hates you... never again. everrr.

  • Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 11:16pm

    I just about vommited

  • Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:25am

    Lol think of it as an iron boost. ;)

  • Submitted by Ninasuxu on Jul 8, 10 at 4:26pm

    Extremely bad night. Hope you aren't scarred for life.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by patientlywaiting on Nov 5, 11 at 10:57pm

    Thats jus plain nasty lol

  • 80 84
    Submitted by SandyL69 on Mar 29, 11 at 11:17pm

    Geez. That's terrible!!

  • Submitted by Three1Three on Jul 8, 10 at 4:17am

    Just reading this made me vomit up some stomach acid.....

  • Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:17am

    Whoever approved this text is one sick motherfucker.

  • Submitted by redhawk37 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:01am

    ;0\n\nThat is all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 12:45am

    facking sick

  • 80 85
    Submitted by LSD121 on Mar 28, 11 at 12:32pm

    How'd it taste?

  • 84 93
    Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 13, 10 at 7:34am

    Sure it's disgusting, but I find it funny how everyone is freaking out SO bad. I feel bad for him/her but chances are, he knew that could happen. Just be happy it didn't happen to you guys.(:

  • 84 94
    Submitted by marshall55 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:39pm

    That's fuckin nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 10:27am

    I just though about that and threw up in my mouth..,

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:56am

    sick as fuck

  • Submitted by testacleez on Jul 8, 10 at 1:47am

    Cool story bro

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 11:39pm

    Omg I'm scarred for life, ugggggghhhhh!!!!

  • 84 96
    Submitted by OliverJ on Jan 18, 11 at 10:32pm

    from now on eating out a chick is gonna be like russian roulette for me... thanks bro

  • Submitted by TheRedQueen on Jul 8, 10 at 10:06am

    I'm calling fake, but either way...thaaat's a deal breaker.

  • Submitted by rc1964 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:44am

    That's just nasty

  • Submitted by Toxik on Jul 8, 10 at 6:39am

    Dude.....use your head. Always spit ha

  • Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 8, 10 at 12:40am

    Ugh, that is some nasty shit ryt there, poor poor fellow

  • 75 79
    Submitted by XxSparklePartyxX on Dec 12, 11 at 1:29am

    I'm.....gonna puke.....

  • Submitted by notoriousK8 on Jul 9, 10 at 3:28pm

    I am now feeling sick. Haha DISGUSTING!

  • Submitted by IKahnic on Jul 8, 10 at 10:01pm

    This text is apparently good for getting people to create accounts. I did as well just to say That's. Fucking. Gross. Good day sir

  • Submitted by rundropslide on Jul 7, 10 at 10:39pm

    I think i myt just cry

  • 72 74
    Submitted by PinkRubiis092 on Jun 27, 12 at 5:18am

    why did I read this? o.O

  • 69 68
    Submitted by steveo16 on Nov 3, 11 at 1:09pm


  • 77 84
    Submitted by stylen29 on Mar 17, 11 at 3:41am

    Use the glad rap hommie!!!

  • 72 75
    Submitted by hypocrxy on Sep 26, 12 at 6:10pm

    Way to go, Edward.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by meganpietie on May 6, 11 at 12:15am

    Why would you even tell anyone that?! Your life sucks.

  • Submitted by charliepants on Jul 9, 10 at 1:11am

    Why why why no no no no whyyyy?

  • Submitted by ThatgirlLauren on Jul 8, 10 at 9:51pm

    Obviously the people who said this was a good night, are vampires.

  • Submitted by nodaybut_today on Jul 8, 10 at 3:03pm

    brb, puking. wtf.

  • Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 10:57am

    wel i add myself to the list of fellas who just signed up to say THIS IS NASTY haha... and the red wings comment is actually pretty funny imo. peace.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by shmelps81 on Jul 24, 11 at 2:25pm

    Oh my god!!!!

  • Submitted by Nikki2990 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:58am


  • Submitted by piebald on Jul 9, 10 at 3:32pm

    I just vomited in my mouth a little. Did you puke on her?? Who DOES that?!? I don't let my husband's face anywhere near that area until it's completely over... and a bright red blood clot isn't even half over!!!

  • Submitted by okboying on Jul 9, 10 at 2:01am

    You're so disgusting. You fool

  • Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jul 8, 10 at 5:34pm

    duuuudeeee why would you eat her out if she's was on the rag anyways?!

  • Submitted by catcoot1 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:40am

    Could definitely do without sharing shit like that.

  • Submitted by Aatu on Jul 8, 10 at 1:56am

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit..

  • 72 77
    Submitted by vsangelforever on Jun 13, 11 at 2:57pm

    *throws lunch away*

  • 74 81
    Submitted by CocoPebblesNinja on Sep 26, 10 at 9:18pm

    Omgravy..... i dunno who i feel worse for. The chick cuz of the immense mortification, or the dude for the period in his effing mouth. Uuuuuuggggghhhh.

  • 80 93
    Submitted by bananaphone3 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:17am

    Oh dear lord, that is disgusting.

  • Submitted by bigt1976 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:25am

    I just puked in my mouth!

  • Submitted by greenkid on Jul 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    I wouldn't even let a guy eat me put if I was on my period.. Gross

  • Submitted by islndr17 on Jul 8, 10 at 4:51pm

    This shit belongs on fml dude

  • Submitted by insanechocoholic on Jul 8, 10 at 1:09am

    holy shit! I also made an account just to write on this. S I C K x1000. keep that shit to yourself

  • Submitted by wtflol09 on Jul 8, 10 at 12:54am

    That's when you get in her face and unload a hot load on her...seems fair...

  • 67 68
    Submitted by kayyjayyemm on Sep 4, 12 at 7:06am

    Omg dude just kill yourself.

  • Submitted by babe on Jul 9, 10 at 5:12pm

    Y didn't this go on fml? Cuz ur life fuckin sucks.

  • Submitted by burndamage on Jul 8, 10 at 6:54pm

    Way to go New Mexico. Glad I moved away when i did.

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Medicalkitten on Mar 6, 11 at 4:59am

    Oh oh oh my gawd! Really?!? Seriously?!? Did you not know she was on her period......? Good gawd, my mind is scarred!

  • Submitted by biiitch09 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:20am

    I think i just threw up

  • 81 97
    Submitted by kella on Jul 12, 10 at 5:23am


  • Submitted by mface on Jul 8, 10 at 9:17pm

    @ryan13 - that is the funniest shit I have ever read! I'm crying laughing. Bravo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 12:05pm

    Omg. This is the grossest one I've ever read.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by destration on Jan 4, 12 at 7:58pm

    Hoooooo my god.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by YouSwallow69 on Apr 10, 11 at 7:17pm

    This officially goes on the list of 'Shit I can't un-see.'

  • 75 87
    Submitted by yummygummybear on Jan 22, 12 at 11:05pm

    I just laughed so hard with horror. OH my god.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by shaylee413 on Nov 13, 11 at 9:38pm

    Oh shit... that's just wrong.

  • Submitted by cittyloner on Jul 7, 10 at 9:51pm

    Ronald mcdonald thts fucking disgusting.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by PinkRubiis092 on Jun 27, 12 at 9:13am

    Why did I read this? && Why the hell would you tell people this? shit is gross

  • 70 79
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:27pm

    I laughed so hard I snorted then started coughing

  • 70 79
    Submitted by ThatSexyMorena on Dec 7, 11 at 1:07am

    OMG.! That's So Wronqq, In So Many Ways.!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Obisnarf on Sep 12, 11 at 5:10pm

    So nasty mother fucker

  • 80 99
    Submitted by fairamar on Feb 10, 11 at 1:51pm

    What a bitch for making him do that. Yet, what a dumbass for doing it.

  • Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 2:27am

    Dictionary definition of 'Epic Fail'...

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 8, 10 at 1:41pm

    pretty sure this is up there for THE grossest thing i've ever read on tfln.

  • Submitted by dustdog11 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:34am

    Got a feelin this just may be the worst night ever... Eeww

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Griff223 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:59am

    This is one of those moments were you wish you were actually a vampire..then it could be like a little snack to keep your energy up!

  • Submitted by 18militaryman on Jul 8, 10 at 11:05am

    That's bullshit!!!! BEAT HER ASS!!!!

  • Submitted by caitee on Jul 8, 10 at 9:45am


  • Submitted by MissChrystinaBby on Jul 15, 11 at 10:58pm

    So fucking sick!! Reading this made me sick to my stomach! Nasty!

  • Submitted by legitginger on Jul 8, 10 at 2:39am

    thats fucking nasty..

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Cydafex on Dec 14, 11 at 4:34pm

    I just gagged and swallowed my dip :/

  • 76 94
    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 6, 10 at 10:18pm

    Straight up nasty. Almost as bad as a quif in your face ........

  • 65 73
    Submitted by a_dream_traceur on Sep 19, 11 at 11:22pm

    ..I'm fighting my gag reflex right now. *embarrassed to be a chick right now...*

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jul 8, 10 at 1:31am

    Why would anyone vote bad night?

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Graciee on Jul 22, 11 at 3:26pm

    Ohdeargod. You can't ever unread that text. That's the grossest thing on the planet. Of ever.

  • 70 84
    Submitted by footballdude on Jun 1, 11 at 2:24am

    This just made me g@y.. Nah but this is gross

  • 73 90
    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Apr 4, 11 at 2:46am

    This is the grosses/best text I've have seen

  • Submitted by jcfreshhh on Nov 20, 10 at 2:44pm

    EWWWWWWWW holy shittttt!

  • Submitted by thatsredic on Jul 8, 10 at 7:12pm

    I'm only... REALLY nauseous now. thanks.

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 8, 10 at 7:28am

    fuck i just died inside

  • Submitted by cynthiiiii on Jul 8, 10 at 12:48am

    wtfffff is wrong with the girl? She knew it was coming

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Nature96 on Jun 26, 11 at 5:52pm

    I might just go jump of a cliff now.

  • Submitted by sloaneybaby on Jul 8, 10 at 1:27pm

    that needs to be on fml

  • 70 86
    Submitted by smithhart on Jul 22, 11 at 5:58pm

    Groddy I don't feel good now

  • 72 90
    Submitted by raianna on May 1, 11 at 9:22am

    Who let's a guy eat them out while on her period?!? Gross.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by kennerz1234 on Oct 23, 12 at 8:23am

    So disgusting

  • Submitted by boomer0824 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:18am

    "goodbye dinner"

  • 66 80
    Submitted by satinram on Oct 1, 11 at 10:24am

    I just got a little hungry!

  • Submitted by ibitebcareful on Jul 8, 10 at 12:36pm

    Fake... But the reaction it gave me... Still deserves props! Fucking Sick!

  • Submitted by anachronic on Jul 8, 10 at 11:19am

    Ewwwwwww why?!?!?!?!

  • 73 96
    Submitted by GarageSale on Aug 19, 11 at 2:47am

    I both applaud and boo anyone who has the balls to buy this shirt and wear it to church

  • Submitted by rockstarubz on Jul 7, 10 at 11:28pm

    Ahhhhhhhhh freaking gross

  • Submitted by mitch789 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:13pm


  • Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jul 8, 10 at 11:57pm

    Maybe it was a cherry...either way, hot as hell :D

  • 63 78
    Submitted by twillz11 on Apr 29, 13 at 5:57pm

    Fucking A!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 12:59am

    There truly isn't a god

  • 61 75
    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:27pm

    I just puked a little

  • Submitted by cabanacrush on Jul 8, 10 at 10:44am

    Ew ew ew

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 8, 10 at 9:14am

    I litrally threw up ON MY IPHONE!!!

  • Submitted by lovelytia on Jul 8, 10 at 4:23am

    That's fucking sick!

  • Submitted by daveo1538 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:45am


  • 56 67
    Submitted by skiingmusician on Aug 1, 12 at 10:06am

    This is why you tell your bf you have your period

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Jakemachen54 on Jul 5, 11 at 12:46am

    Thats happened to me, nastiest shit EVER

  • Submitted by calen80 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:22pm

    i just vomitted all over my phone,....why tell anyone about this happening to yourself? you dont get points for eating an abortion

  • Submitted by arch7 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:50am

    BroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO ... I'm so sorry

  • 69 96
    Submitted by maz101 on Mar 9, 12 at 1:21pm

    FUCK \ni wish I didn't know how to read!!

  • Submitted by HooHaa on Jul 7, 10 at 10:22pm


  • 57 73
    Submitted by elizabeth90210 on Mar 18, 13 at 6:42pm

    Thanks so much for that image

  • 61 81
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:12am

    Omg she mad u eat her out on her period honey she's white trash

  • Submitted by wetbandits56 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:54pm

    i think i just threw up

  • Submitted by alexisvoltaire on Dec 24, 10 at 2:03am

    Fuck that's nasty

  • Submitted by charliepants on Jul 9, 10 at 1:20am

    Ok ok guys.. As a lesbian.. Not so bad goin down there wen the aunt flo is visiting.. Tastes like iron a bit.. But I always have the girl showered and corked up... Ps the jolly rancher comment was by far the funniest response EVER.

  • Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:43pm

    After he period and she didn't clean herself properly? Nasty.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 26, 11 at 2:23pm

    Ugh.......... I think I'm gonna puke

  • Submitted by christinaVB on Nov 24, 10 at 4:47am

    Wow. That made my stomach hurt :/

  • Submitted by Erkkk on Oct 13, 10 at 6:45pm

    Pretty fucking disgusting. I don't think you would ever admit to this!!!

  • Submitted by Rhyno on Jul 7, 10 at 11:47pm

    That is the nastiest shit ive ever heard... I would have stood up and just started punching her n the face...

  • Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 1, 11 at 11:20pm

    spit don't swallow! fool!

  • Submitted by uhateme on Jul 8, 10 at 6:47am

    This guy shoulda got his ass beat by the person he texted it too!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Skyexoxo on Aug 5, 13 at 5:55pm


  • Submitted by jackdan on Jul 7, 10 at 9:31pm

    Yummy : )

  • 65 95
    Submitted by oliviagily on Mar 10, 11 at 7:26pm


  • Submitted by hoodz on Jul 8, 10 at 1:29am

    thats the nasty shit ive read on this site in a long time

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Sweetchaos96 on Feb 7, 11 at 9:08pm

    oh shit! yuck!

  • Submitted by Roc on Sep 2, 10 at 11:48am

    OM Fuckin' Lord!!!!!

  • Submitted by katethebl0ndie on Jul 17, 10 at 2:17am

    I would be so upset if that happened to my guy.

  • Submitted by jdilla on Jul 8, 10 at 9:20pm

    no man should have to go through that.

  • Submitted by sheynarae on Jul 7, 10 at 10:55pm

    Oh lord that's fucking sick. Like...UGH. I'm so sorry. That's going to give me nightmares.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by doomed2roam on Jan 28, 14 at 1:11am


  • Submitted by whitney0949 on Jul 8, 10 at 7:44pm

    im pregnant and WAS hungry as a result of seeing this, my baby and i will starve until i forget that i ever saw this...EEEEWWWWW

  • 64 97
    Submitted by theeshibbster on Sep 7, 10 at 10:28pm

    hahaha fucking disgusting !!!!

  • Submitted by Flyers108 on Jul 7, 10 at 10:45pm

  • Submitted by FetusPuncher on Jul 7, 10 at 10:24pm

    Oh man, I love it when that happens. Almost as much as I like when my girlfriend shits in my mouth

  • 48 66
    Submitted by G2LMG2D on Sep 12, 12 at 11:31pm

    I may have died a little inside...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 10 at 12:45am

    facking sick

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:33am

    This is when you fuck her in her ass and then jizz in her eyes! Lol sorry I'm those revenge lovers

  • Submitted by armygf on Mar 19, 11 at 10:59pm

    i instantly threw up in my mouth when i read that.

  • Submitted by caretaker22 on Jul 8, 10 at 2:38am

    When someone has HIV like this girl, sometimes the turberculosis (easy to catch with a ravaged immune system and HIGHLY contagious) can cause large puss-filled blood clots to form directly beneath herpes sores. When you licked the crusty sore you probably loosened the clot which was then shot into your mouth by the violent TB cough.

  • Submitted by shoe18 on Feb 19, 11 at 6:37pm

    And that my friend is a cherry seed.

  • Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 11:04am

    That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read on here!

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Swaggy on Jun 17, 12 at 4:19pm


  • Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:33pm

    I'm on the verge of tears.

  • Submitted by muffinqueen on Jul 7, 10 at 10:01pm

    You just ate the remnants of a dead baby.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 10 at 9:05pm

    Mmm spagheti and meatballs :p