I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I can never unsee this text again!!! Fuck!!!
our poor, dutch eyes :(
Life seemed more innocent before.
BadMitch can help you forget, www.badmitch.com
I think I just threw up a little
this is why you don't eat girls out when they're on their period. sorry girls, but i would never want to put my man through that.
Your a great american! if your from america.
I guess it's just payback for all the sperm you made her swallow
but it is still 2 sick
If women say men will never know the pain of childbirth, then we get to say you will never know how much more disgusting this is than swallowing semen...
That's fucking sick! I had to create an account to comment.
Same here!! This is ANGIN.
Same. So gross
Haha I just created an account to comment on this too! This is honestly one of the nastiest things I have ever heard.
*Throws dinner in trash*
Who the fuck voted this a good night!!
LMAO some sick sick people....
So could have gone the rest of my life without reading that.
How did he know it was bright red if it got shot down his throat?
there can be no good answer for that...
Oh geez! That's one of those nasty embaressing secrets that goes to the grave not the Internet
I hate when people cry "fake" about everything, but I gotta say this is the work of a troll. blood clots aren't usually something you experience at the very beginning or end of a period so unless the dude was going down fully aware she was menstruating this is unlikely. blood clots are not in fact bright red. and how did he see the color? and why would you swallow that if it ended up in your mouth? coughing causes the vaginal muscles to constrict, yes, but it doesn't send things shooting
I agree, this is bullshit. How would he even be able to see it unless his tongue is a foot long? And blood clots are dark, almost black. Anyone who has had a cut or a scratch knows what blood looks like when it begins to clot.
blood becomes dark when it is oxidized; menstrual blood hasnt been oxidized bc it hasnt contacted the atmosphere. so yes, it can be red.
Agreed. I call bullshit on this one.
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake or not. You can’t help but throw up in your mouth a little when reading it, and too many people can’t unsee it.
doesn't matter if its real - i still wanna puke.
I only have a couple picks at your statement... One, yes, they can be bright red. 2. yes, they can happen at the end of the period. This statement coming to you from a girl. Other than that, you probably are right, unless he puked it up, there wouldn't be any way to know the color.
Damn, Just when you thought you had a bad experience, you read this and somehow you feel a tad bit better!
You are looking for the website fml
YOU EARNED THOSE RED WINGS!
Then don't eat her out when she has her period you dink.
That's fuckin disgusting
Ew that's fucking the nastiest god damn shit I've ever read on here. Icky. Yuck.
I just threw up in my mouth
The 39 people who voted this a a good night is a worthless, sick fuck!
i'm not convinced you were eating at the correct door.... maybe you need a map...
That is just.... Dear fucking God..... Disturbing.
I think I speak for all of us when I say, That is fucking hanus.
You mean it's heinous?
Damn! Why even tell anyone about that?
Ok, yes this is gross, but I don't understand why compared to other posts I've seen about such wonderful things as swallowing vomit and semen, getting pissed on, having sex with brides/grooms on their wedding days, abortions, etc., people find this text about a few drops of blood to be the most scarring, horrific thing they've ever experienced in their lives. Do you all hate your bodies that much for menstruating? Yea, its gross. So are most of the posts on this site. Chill.
well menstruation is not just blood, you know....
She'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it'll taste like some ol' rusty coins...
Real or fake it made me real gag
i really dont even want to continue reading anymore texts...
I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little
Yeahhhh... That was probably an undeveloped fetus.... Let's hope u don't have a baby now
cause that is TOTALLY how it works.\n\nintelligence levels, I swear....
Wow - can't believe how many comments this text has generated. It appears there is something about this situation that bothers almost everybody.
candycane, actually period blood is a variety of colors. it's definitely possible to be bright red. however, if this person truly did swallow it, how would they know the color of it? so as to the fact that it's real or not, who knows. but coughing does force more blood..or whatever..out. just so ya know.
BLOOD CLOTS ARENT BRIGHT RED. WTF?
YEah... they can be.
If you swallowed it, how'd you know it was bright red?
so u actually literally ate her
Your fault alllllll the way
This is disgusting, WTF is wrong with you
This is the most disgusting thing I have read!
Now THAT is FUCKED UP
Fuck man thats something you dont tell the world and im laghing my ass off reading all these comments their hella funny
Fucking gross dude!
Wow how did you see the color when your mouth was on it or were you away from it and it launched down your throat
my question is...WHO THE FUCK WHERE YOU SENDING THIS TEXT TO?!?!
That is the absolute most disgusting thing I have ever read. Thank you sir for ruining my life.
Can't say I've been there done that... But sometimes the guy just insists he's cool with it. Homeboy got what he deserved. Probably a Trueblood fan...
What. The. Fuck.
U swallowed her babies hahaha
well THATS not a jolly rancher...
4:56 then you eat coochie blood! Fake or not, that is outright vile
I just died a little inside when I read that :l
Hurry up and post more tfln so this one goes further down the list. BARF
How do u ppl even know it was a guy...?
Oh barf. I really feel the need to pump my stomach now.
Hn. I bet Edward Cullen would be nomnomnom. Sick, sparkly freak.
That ain't right.
Obviuosly kelliexo she just got her period, no person in their right mind would do that. And this wouldn't be a tfln if he/she wasn't so disgusted that it happened to begin with.
Syphillis... That's all I have to say...
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Always make a girl tell you where she is in her cycle. This is about as bad as it gets...
Fuck Your Life
I just screamed in horror from reading that text
oh my god i am SO SORRY!!!! =(
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Well my life is ruined now
OMG!!! That is nasty!
DO NOT WANT!
Uh oh, you're gonna start sparkling in the sunlight.
Sweet Jesus save me from the torture that is this text D'x
eh, it's not all that gross. i, for one, would much rather have a blood clot in my mouth than subject my tastebuds to a rimjob or something.
So that's what those Sparkly Vampires consider "kinky"... Great Scott!!!
So fucking awful I think I threw up a little
This text is disgusting, but if anyone literally vomited from reading it, they're a pathetic pansy ass pussy.
Fucked up dude. I can't believe this is on here.
Did you finish her off?
Who the fuck coughs while getting head?!? Seriously? She could've moved u aside, geez
That's just...fucked up, bro.
i hate your life for you.
Wow...I'm gonna be tripping anytime I do\ntht to a girl now, thts some nasty shit
God damnit!!!!! WTF!!!!! this text stole my innocence!!!
FUCK!! I just gagged!
Dude, this has never happened to me and now Ima make sure it never will. Rest in peace brotha
This is the most disgusting thing i've ever read in my life.. Except for this one story i read in "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" I gagged.
bon appetit mother fuckers! bahahaha.
That is the most disgusting thing I've Ever read in my life...ughh
How is this even remotely a good night???
Eeeew! Eeew! Oh, God eeew!
that is fuckin disgustings
Yea homeboy, some chick just miscarriaged in your mouth.
Good god you've forever ruined oral for me
so my gf probs hates you... never again. everrr.
I almost threw up readin this
LOL I would have beat her.
This belongs on fml, not texts from last night. Just saying, barffffff man
This is disgusting ur fucking disgusting
I almost gagged at work. So freaking gross.
What the hell I cannot unsee what has been seen 0_o
Why the fuck is this on tfln? This belongs on fml!!!
Who the FUCK would vote positively on this?!
People with fucked up fetishes.
Eeewwww that Iss sooooo GROSS!!!
Crap man, that's fuckin sick. Wyh
Win. Seriously dude. Lucky you.
This is the most disgusting,sickening,repulsive,revolting, repugnant,and abhorrent thing I have ever read on her and I'm a woman.
Flyers108, die in a fire.
Oh my god!!!!
Bullshit. One, blood clots are not bright red and he wouldn't have seen it if it was in his mouth two, for there to be a blood clot he would have had to go down on her in the middle of her period and fully aware of it which is just nasty. And three, yeah the muscles do contract when you cough, but it won't send anything shooting. Nevertheless this is still so gross I wish I could erase it from memory. Op is disgusting and stupid.
ewww. wtf, who would put themselves in a position for that to happen on either end?
I'll never forget this! *places shotgun against head*
despite the grossness of this I just laughed so so hard
So fucking gross dude
@Hawaiichic\nLMFAO that definitely could be it....
why the fuck was he down there with his face anyways?! ill never be able to sleep soundly again... that poor guy :(
I'd turn homo on the spot
Haha ewwww n I like how there's ppl down there commenting about the color of period blood.
Geez. That's terrible!!
from now on eating out a chick is gonna be like russian roulette for me... thanks bro
absolutely disgusting hahaha
That made me throw up in my mouth just a little!!
I've never wanted to gouge out my eyes more than right now in an attempt to get rid of that image. She owes you big..very, very big.
why does she owe him? surely it wasn't intentional on her part and she derived no pleasure from it. in fact it was probably humiliating
That's just wrong. Goddamnit I'm forever scarred
Real or not, I am permanently scarred by this text. Ew. Just ... ew.
Well...looks like you got the cherry twice.
I created an account just to comment about how disgusting that is!!!!!!!!
im pregnant and WAS
the internet gods what???
I made an account just to comment on this. Real or not this made me gag.
haha yeah, same here!...
That's more of a fml
This text is apparently good for getting people to create accounts. I did as well just to say That's. Fucking. Gross. Good day sir
Omg!!! I just laid down to bed, I fear what dreams may come....... Vomit!!!!!
Fuck you, filthy-ass New Mexico!
Hey look on the bright side; at least it didn't gurgle.
That's fucking sick
Red wings to the extreme.
I really think he wanted to get on tfln so he made this shit up!! Who admits this sh*t
i disliked this twice
karma is a bitch
Why is it EVER a good idea to eat a chick out while she's on her period? Well unless you have some insane fetish...
if that happened to me i'd probably have a tall glass of kerosine and swallow a match and then shoot myself in the face.
Wow. Thats just sick
How many bad votes is it when it says "3...5". Is that too many to show? Bc I think the good votes should be at 0. That's disgusting
That's fucking disgusting
Holy fuck...if I, of all people am speechless, then it is fucking hideously awful.
This is one of those moments were you wish you were actually a vampire..then it could be like a little snack to keep your energy up!
Gross. Where do these bitches come from?
probaly the worst txt ive ever read cuz you get that mental image...
Extremely bad night. Hope you aren't scarred for life.
Thee most disgusting thing I have ever read.
Ahhh that made me a little sick. Disgusting. Why on earth would you eat a girl out who is on her period? That's just sick and WRONG.
Grossest thing I've ever fucking read, thos is burned in the back of my mind o.o
Dude.....use your head. Always spit ha
That blows bro.
Ew that is just behind gross.
Obviously the people who said this was a good night, are vampires.
I just about vommited
I just though about that and threw up in my mouth..,
Dude.........get a new bitch..... That's nasty
Jesus Christ that's nasty. Kind of deserve it for eating her out on her period, but I still feel bad for you, that's really sick
Way to go, Edward.
Wow..I just puked.
it's not a blood clot, menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining. you swallowed a piece of uterus.
CandyCane ya cuz we r all on here to fucking decipher all this shit. Ya we know it's fake so are movies and we still go to them. I'm sorry you're a friendless virgin but don't spoil the fun for the rest of us.
Let's just say BULLSHIT!! I mean what she spontaneously projected a bright red blood clot out of her vagina. Coughing does not mean you throw blood clots..and bright red.. means active bleeding not period blood which is NOT bright red.\n\nseriously people, pull your heads firmly outta your asses and think about the shit you comment and believe.. \n\nThat's the problem with today's generation, you believe all the bullshit out there..
Don't be a dick, 1) guys exaggerate, the fact that he said "bright red" as opposed to "red" doesn't invalidate the statement 2) coughing and sneezing DOES push out more blood and sometimes clots that would have taken longer to work themselves out, which is why the fucking pad/tampon commercials talk about "achoo-proof" protection 3) You come to this site knowing a lot of it is probably made up no need to call it out and vomit your superiority complex on
How about you chill the fuck out....maybe then people will listen to your advice here.
Blood clots are dark red! Ew
I can't believe this even happened. You knew the condition and you were not only doing it but swallowing.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit..
My life has now taken a more dramatic step then the earth when Jesus was pinned to the cross
Ughh that's fucking horrible
Ewwwwwwwwww that's fucken nasty!!
LMFAO !! The comments on this are even funnier than the original txt lol.
..I'm fighting my gag reflex right now. *embarrassed to be a chick right now...*
WTF!!!???? That shit is beyond gross
Could definitely do without sharing shit like that.
Lies -totally disgusting- but still lies
;0\n\nThat is all.
Whoever approved this text is one sick motherfucker.
Fucking disgusting. I would never let a dude put his mouth there if I'm on my period. Nasty.
I just puked in my mouth!
That's when you get in her face and unload a hot load on her...seems fair...
Hoooooo my god.
Use the glad rap hommie!!!
why did you swallow? its not a bloody martini my friend.
I just threw up in my mouth. WTF?
I agree with kelliexo thats disgusting
Grossest thing I've evar read!
This shit belongs on fml dude
Yep. Created an account just to say how fucking nasty this is. Gross.
This is the grosses/best text I've have seen
Sure it's disgusting, but I find it funny how everyone is freaking out SO bad. I feel bad for him/her but chances are, he knew that could happen. Just be happy it didn't happen to you guys.(:
Lol think of it as an iron boost. ;)
I am now feeling sick. Haha DISGUSTING!
i can't believe how disgusting this is, a girl just KNOWS when it is around that time. i can't imagine having a guy down there anywhere close to that time, not to mention possibly during. barffffff.
I might just go jump of a cliff now.
That's fuckin nasty
I wouldn't even let a guy eat me put if I was on my period.. Gross
Way to go New Mexico. Glad I moved away when i did.
Omg I'm scarred for life, ugggggghhhhh!!!!
Why did I read this? && Why the hell would you tell people this? shit is gross
duuuudeeee why would you eat her out if she's was on the rag anyways?!
I feel like part of me died just seeing this.
Oh shit... that's just wrong.
I just got a little hungry!
*throws lunch away*
Why approve this bullshit?
I'm calling fake, but either way...thaaat's a deal breaker.
Thats jus plain nasty lol
Oh oh oh my gawd! Really?!? Seriously?!? Did you not know she was on her period......? Good gawd, my mind is scarred!
I think i just threw up
pretty sure this is up there for THE grossest thing i've ever read on tfln.
Omg. This is the grossest one I've ever read.
sick as fuck
That's fucking nasty
I laughed so hard I snorted then started coughing
Why would you even tell anyone that?! Your life sucks.
How'd it taste?
Wow...scarred for life, thanx
Just reading this made me vomit up some stomach acid.....
So nasty mother fucker
This officially goes on the list of 'Shit I can't un-see.'
Why why why no no no no whyyyy?
@ryan13 - that is the funniest shit I have ever read! I'm crying laughing. Bravo.
brb, puking. wtf.
That's fucking sick!
What a bitch for making him do that. Yet, what a dumbass for doing it.
He/She will never look at a vagina the same way again.
I think i myt just cry
I just laughed so hard with horror. OH my god.
I just gagged and swallowed my dip :/
So fucking sick!! Reading this made me sick to my stomach! Nasty!
Thats happened to me, nastiest shit EVER
Omgravy..... i dunno who i feel worse for. The chick cuz of the immense mortification, or the dude for the period in his effing mouth. Uuuuuuggggghhhh.
Oh dear lord, that is disgusting.
that needs to be on fml
That's just nasty
thats fucking nasty..
Cool story bro
Groddy I don't feel good now
Fake... But the reaction it gave me... Still deserves props! Fucking Sick!
wel i add myself to the list of fellas who just signed up to say THIS IS NASTY haha... and the red wings comment is actually pretty funny imo. peace.
Omg dude just kill yourself.
You're so disgusting. You fool
wtfffff is wrong with the girl? She knew it was coming
EWWWWWWWW holy shittttt!
Got a feelin this just may be the worst night ever... Eeww
That's bullshit!!!! BEAT HER ASS!!!!
Ugh, that is some nasty shit ryt there, poor poor fellow
Wow. That made my stomach hurt :/
BroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO ... I'm so sorry
I just vomited in my mouth a little. Did you puke on her?? Who DOES that?!? I don't let my husband's face anywhere near that area until it's completely over... and a bright red blood clot isn't even half over!!!
holy shit! I also made an account just to write on this. S I C K x1000. keep that shit to yourself
This is why you tell your bf you have your period
I just puked a little
why did I read this? o.O
I both applaud and boo anyone who has the balls to buy this shirt and wear it to church
Why would anyone vote bad night?
OMG.! That's So Wronqq, In So Many Ways.!
Dictionary definition of 'Epic Fail'...
I litrally threw up ON MY IPHONE!!!
thats the nasty shit ive read on this site in a long time
Straight up nasty. Almost as bad as a quif in your face ........
Y didn't this go on fml? Cuz ur life fuckin sucks.
Maybe it was a cherry...either way, hot as hell :D
Ew ew ew
Yummy : )
Ohdeargod. You can't ever unread that text. That's the grossest thing on the planet. Of ever.
I'm only... REALLY nauseous now. thanks.
Omg she mad u eat her out on her period honey she's white trash
This just made me g@y.. Nah but this is gross
fuck i just died inside
Ahhhhhhhhh freaking gross
Oh lord that's fucking sick. Like...UGH. I'm so sorry. That's going to give me nightmares.
i just vomitted all over my phone,....why tell anyone about this happening to yourself? you dont get points for eating an abortion
spit don't swallow! fool!
Pretty fucking disgusting. I don't think you would ever admit to this!!!
This guy shoulda got his ass beat by the person he texted it too!
FUCK \ni wish I didn't know how to read!!
Who let's a guy eat them out while on her period?!? Gross.
Ronald mcdonald smile...now thts fucking disgusting.
Ugh.......... I think I'm gonna puke
i think i just threw up
Thanks so much for that image
Ok ok guys.. As a lesbian.. Not so bad goin down there wen the aunt flo is visiting.. Tastes like iron a bit.. But I always have the girl showered and corked up... Ps the jolly rancher comment was by far the funniest response EVER.
I would be so upset if that happened to my guy.
oh shit! yuck!
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read on here!
I may have died a little inside...
Fuck that's nasty
There truly isn't a god
hahaha fucking disgusting !!!!
That is the nastiest shit ive ever heard... I would have stood up and just started punching her n the face...
After he period and she didn't clean herself properly? Nasty.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T UNSEE OH MY GOD
no man should have to go through that.
im pregnant and WAS hungry as fuck..as a result of seeing this, my baby and i will starve until i forget that i ever saw this...EEEEWWWWW
OM Fuckin' Lord!!!!!
This is when you fuck her in her ass and then jizz in her eyes! Lol sorry I'm those revenge lovers
When someone has HIV like this girl, sometimes the turberculosis (easy to catch with a ravaged immune system and HIGHLY contagious) can cause large puss-filled blood clots to form directly beneath herpes sores. When you licked the crusty sore you probably loosened the clot which was then shot into your mouth by the violent TB cough.
I'm on the verge of tears.
Oh man, I love it when that happens. Almost as much as I like when my girlfriend shits in my mouth
i instantly threw up in my mouth when i read that.
And that my friend is a cherry seed.
You just ate the remnants of a dead baby.
Mmm spagheti and meatballs :p