ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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... Which is now missing all its whiteboard markers.
It's more fun if they are still drunk as well and stumble into the lecture asking for their stuff back.