How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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doesn't matter...had sex
If you're that swollen he slapped that kitty like it owed him money. That'll make you puff like a toad.
"Cowgirl" just got serious. You rode the bull the wrong way, but it sounds like you lasted more than 8 seconds.
Wow tool is the exact phrase I was going to use to describe vardar. Not surprised someone beat me to it.
Vardar is a huge tool and should never comment again
Leave poor Vardar alone! He's already insecure enough that he has to make up stories on the internet to get validation from strangers... He doesn't need people making fun of him on top of that! :'(
Vadar and others. This is simple. It's literally doggy style that will produce these results. How? I use my ottoman at the edge of my bed and have her prop herself just right so that if (depends on the girl it seems) she can take all of me the base of the cock will bruise her if you are hitting it right and hard enough for at least 45 min.
Your own fault for being a size queen bitch
You boys are just jealous of Vadors skills. Clearly not very many "Vadors" exist, as evident by the hating in him. I love a good fuck-fest until my boyfriend is shooting blanks.
He said "hella", he's a tool
not just a tool, he's a tool from California
Hmm gangbang or just one guy who had a hella good night? I mean I've been the cause of funny walking before but never swelling of that magnitude. What the hell does that take? I mean hell, I've put in 6 hours of work before, until I was shooting blanks. I'm impressed
The only time I've seen crazy labia swelling was having sex too soon after the girl had given birth...
I just puked in my mouth. women bleed heavily after delivery so I picture a carnivorous giraffe. ugh f-that, retch. no don't f that eeww shudder.