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  • Somebody is still a virgin...

    Submitted by swingline on May 14, 12 at 2:43pm
  • idk. I'm a girl in my 20s definitely not a virgin and I love this.

    Submitted by SSmackk on May 15, 12 at 7:35am
  • I'd rather be "tossing sticky" at prom then in wal mart.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 14, 12 at 3:02pm
  • I definitely picture Rochester High School kids, probably Mayo High School.

    Submitted by FrankRedHot on May 15, 12 at 2:20am
  • Better still: you and your would-be prom date role-play Peeta and Katniss from "Hunger Games" using a toy bow and arrow, and stuff from the camping/outdoor aisle. Random shoppers are the other Tributes. (Gawd, I'm a fucking nerd.) Or, you go to the prom and she recreates Katniss's flaming dress as her prom dress.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 14, 12 at 10:28pm
  • I know 507 is like all of southern MN but I def picture lame Mankato kids...

    Submitted by onomatopoeia87 on May 14, 12 at 3:30pm
    • If you had changed "like" to "almost" it'd be a more funny comment.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 14, 12 at 10:00pm