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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 30, 12 at 7:02pm

    That 80-year old on a Segway has partied way harder than you ever have. Sure he can teach you a few things.

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    Submitted by Myooooo on Sep 1, 12 at 12:33pm

    Segway grandpa also likes

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Aug 31, 12 at 12:41am

    He's the one who slipped a roofie in your drink last night...

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    Submitted by bootyshortzzzz on Aug 30, 12 at 5:35pm

    He likes how far your mouth can open.