I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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You know, I'm the opposite. I don't like the way shrimp feels in my mouth but I do like the taste of it. I mean this literally. I enjoy sucking dick as well.
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She shoulda went with: hey I wanna suck your dick. It works every time...
THAT'S what you meant by that? Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.
Ladies (or gentlemen): Help her out! What food item/condiment SHOULD she have used to indicate her desire to fellate this lucky individual?
And how should it be worded?
Being a guy, if I wasn't in a relationship all it ever took was "hey, are you interested in putting your penis in my mouth?" Works on most guys
hotdogs, bananas, cucumber, penis. penis wouldve been awesome.
penis, of course! That'll do the job
The word "fellate" should be used way more often than it actually is.
COCK, so no awkwardness or confusion. I would love to suck on your cock.
Yeah you had to go with shrimp? There are a lot better foods to go with
He sad a small penis like a shrimp. That's all I got from that text.