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  • You know, I'm the opposite. I don't like the way shrimp feels in my mouth but I do like the taste of it. I mean this literally. I enjoy sucking dick as well.

    Submitted by Kao on Sep 30, 12 at 3:51pm
  • She shoulda went with: hey I wanna suck your dick. It works every time...

    Submitted by ohmmmmegan on Sep 30, 12 at 3:38pm
  • THAT'S what you meant by that? Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.

    Submitted by karenina on Sep 30, 12 at 2:15pm
  • Ladies (or gentlemen): Help her out! What food item/condiment SHOULD she have used to indicate her desire to fellate this lucky individual?

    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 3:02pm
    • And how should it be worded?

      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 30, 12 at 3:04pm
      • Being a guy, if I wasn't in a relationship all it ever took was "hey, are you interested in putting your penis in my mouth?" Works on most guys

        Submitted by gamestar73 on Oct 1, 12 at 11:54am
    • hotdogs, bananas, cucumber, penis. penis wouldve been awesome.

      Submitted by kbai on Sep 30, 12 at 3:15pm
    • The word "fellate" should be used way more often than it actually is.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 5:14pm
  • COCK, so no awkwardness or confusion. I would love to suck on your cock.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 30, 12 at 5:31pm
  • Yeah you had to go with shrimp? There are a lot better foods to go with

    Submitted by pnr on Sep 30, 12 at 2:25pm
  • He sad a small penis like a shrimp. That's all I got from that text.

    Submitted by iso on Sep 30, 12 at 8:18pm