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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 17, 12 at 3:40pm

    To be clear, next time I'll buy my roofy's from a more reputable dealer.

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 18, 12 at 6:57am

    I hate to be the fun police, but this is technically raep. She has every right to do what she has threatened to do.

  • Submitted by GynoRynoSixNineO on Dec 17, 12 at 3:45pm

    You're not a "Morning" person are you...

  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 17, 12 at 5:45pm

    Let's be clear, you need to quit getting drunk with him

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    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 17, 12 at 5:01pm

    He wants to pop his nut, but not like that!

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    Submitted by NevermindThat on Dec 17, 12 at 3:49pm

    How does this happen? Not having woken up/felt someone putting their penis inside you??

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      Submitted by ck24 on Dec 17, 12 at 6:47pm

      Hot dog down a hallway?

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        Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 17, 12 at 7:17pm

        Cocktail weenie?

        • 40 38
          Submitted by plygtr85 on Dec 17, 12 at 9:29pm

          tictac to a whale?

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    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Dec 19, 12 at 10:57am

    To be clear this is my favourite way to wake up. Better than coffee and it puts me in a fantastic mood.

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    Submitted by yomommasnewbf on Dec 18, 12 at 3:16pm

    It's not r4pe if you yell surprise first. Then we call it, surprise sex.

  • Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 17, 12 at 4:50pm

    Lets be clear, your large gaping hole is a huge disappointment.

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    Submitted by brittay37 on Dec 17, 12 at 10:47pm

    Maybe that is just what woke her up..

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    Submitted by stuperfantastic on Dec 17, 12 at 7:49pm

    Yeah dude it's getting to be G@y

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 17, 12 at 11:13pm

    Date raep, ur doin it wrong

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Breezy21 on Dec 19, 12 at 9:10am

    @liquidgenius pretty sure she's talking about his balls.. Just a guess

  • 62 68
    Submitted by WhiskeyBarbie on Dec 17, 12 at 7:55pm

    Seriously, this beezy had to be hella loose!

  • 45 39
    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 20, 12 at 9:38pm

    0087!

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Liquidgenius on Dec 17, 12 at 10:54pm

    Grab one? He has two dicks?

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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Dec 18, 12 at 3:01am

    You've nevah woken up at ah pahdy and some guy was inside of you?