I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I bet Oscar the grouch gave you the meanest fuck of your life in that trash can
I bet Oscar is fucking massive..probably has to coil it up underneath himself and stands on it to pop out the can
and all the girls want him for his well endowdness, and he just wants to be loved...no wonder he's so grouchy
That's not what is meant by "I wanna fuck you in your can"
It's like a dumpster inside of a dumpster inside of a dumpster...
You climbed out of your own vagina?
thats y trash should stay in the trash can!!!
Good thing your gutter wasn't far away then
Now you are a piece of trash with a bruised vag!
You are a stupid person.
6:37 made me bust out laughing. "prom night dumpster baby"
Looks like nunu got another follower, thehungrynunu... Really good sir, is that the most original name you could come up with?
haters gunna hate
but lol it was a clone I made because my account died..but it mysteriously revived so I took the clone into the.."crying sleep chamber" where it will "sleep" for the trip...man that was a drawn out 'moon' reference
You more likely bruised your vulva, not your vagina.
Your vag is on the INSIDE.
Did you forget to cut the umbilical cord first?
why were you in the dumpster?
is nobody else curious why a chick is climbing out a dumpster? was she looking for something? was she thrown in there wrapped in a rug? argh the unanswered questions!
that's what I would say of I fucked someone nasty
She was in the dumpster because the 812 area code is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of Indiana University. Enough said.
bloomfield is trash
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?