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  • I bet Oscar the grouch gave you the meanest fuck of your life in that trash can

    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 7, 12 at 4:50pm
    • I bet Oscar is fucking massive..probably has to coil it up underneath himself and stands on it to pop out the can

      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:39pm
      • and all the girls want him for his well endowdness, and he just wants to be loved...no wonder he's so grouchy

        Submitted by puffnstuff on Apr 8, 12 at 10:44am
  • That's not what is meant by "I wanna fuck you in your can"

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 7, 12 at 5:08pm
  • Tequila.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 7, 12 at 10:11pm
  • It's like a dumpster inside of a dumpster inside of a dumpster...

    Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 8, 12 at 5:47am
  • You climbed out of your own vagina?

    Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 7, 12 at 7:46pm
  • thats y trash should stay in the trash can!!!

    Submitted by roadhead101 on Apr 7, 12 at 4:56pm
  • Good thing your gutter wasn't far away then

    Submitted by Linetrash on Apr 7, 12 at 8:32pm
  • Now you are a piece of trash with a bruised vag!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 7, 12 at 10:24pm
  • You are a stupid person.

    Submitted by niceman on Apr 7, 12 at 10:15pm
  • Looks like nunu got another follower, thehungrynunu... Really good sir, is that the most original name you could come up with?

    Submitted by monkers on Apr 7, 12 at 11:08pm
    • haters gunna hate

      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:19pm
      • but lol it was a clone I made because my account died..but it mysteriously revived so I took the clone into the.."crying sleep chamber" where it will "sleep" for the trip...man that was a drawn out 'moon' reference

        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:44pm
  • 6:37 made me bust out laughing. "prom night dumpster baby"

    Submitted by Dsapeer on Apr 7, 12 at 10:58pm
  • You more likely bruised your vulva, not your vagina.

    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 8, 12 at 1:05am
  • Your vag is on the INSIDE.

    Submitted by karma13 on Apr 7, 12 at 5:17pm
  • Did you forget to cut the umbilical cord first?

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 7, 12 at 6:37pm
  • that's what I would say of I fucked someone nasty

    Submitted by Robzilla on Apr 7, 12 at 4:26pm
  • why were you in the dumpster?

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 6:11pm
    • is nobody else curious why a chick is climbing out a dumpster? was she looking for something? was she thrown in there wrapped in a rug? argh the unanswered questions!

      Submitted by thehungrynunu on Apr 7, 12 at 9:12pm
  • She was in the dumpster because the 812 area code is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of Indiana University. Enough said.

    Submitted by Bloomfield on Apr 7, 12 at 10:30pm
  • Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

    Submitted by boolou on Apr 8, 12 at 5:20am