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  • Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 1, 12 at 6:28pm

    "Turn out the lights, Sis!"

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Oct 1, 12 at 11:13pm

    Dude, you are totally right. Every time she gives me head it reminds me of your mother too...

  • Submitted by karma13 on Oct 1, 12 at 5:12pm

    Anyone sucking your dick shouldnt have a perm in the first place.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 5:25pm

      karma13 obviously hasn't seen porn from the '80s.

  • Submitted by deeleeds on Oct 1, 12 at 5:33pm

    What the fuck is a perm color???

  • Submitted by FunKiller on Oct 1, 12 at 4:51pm

    I'd tell her that you're obviously not into chics....seriously, you know you're mom's perm color....and can notice it on someone else???

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 4, 12 at 10:00am

      Ahh, but what if both of them are female? Had you considered that?

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:15pm

    So when she's dome'n you up and all you can see is the top of her head bobbing up and down, all you can do is imagine that it's your mom? I think you have bigger problems than just hair color dude. Did you know you can just close your eyes?

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    Submitted by trophylife on Oct 1, 12 at 6:59pm

    How do I tell you that you need the lights out so you can pretend it's a guy?

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 1, 12 at 10:25pm

    Don't freak out too much or you might end up plucking your eyes out.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 1, 12 at 11:34pm

      Well done.

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      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 1, 12 at 11:57pm

      I see what you did there...or did I?

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      Submitted by Donotdiscard on Oct 3, 12 at 12:04am

      I just got a lady boner. Thank you, sir.

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        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 3, 12 at 11:55pm

        *blush* you're welcome. :-)

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    Submitted by Fuckyou77 on Oct 1, 12 at 11:52pm

    Perms arent a "color"

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    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 2, 12 at 12:12am

    Tell your Mom to start taking her wig off when she's blowing you...problem solved

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 1, 12 at 8:35pm

    Maybe it is your mom.

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    Submitted by kristikae on Oct 2, 12 at 9:56am

    A perm straightens or curls your hair. It's not a color

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    Submitted by squibkick on Oct 1, 12 at 10:53pm

    You have serious issues if you are worried about perm color when you are getting a bj.

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    Submitted by actcohen on Oct 1, 12 at 8:41pm

    Psychology says we tend to choose people who remind of our parents. Hope hair color is all in this case.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 2, 12 at 9:14am

    Yeah but your mom swallows.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 4, 12 at 9:58am

    Ahh, but what if both of them are female? Had you considered that?

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:43am

    You don't! You either turn out the lights, or, you do the grownup thing and think of her instead of your mom's hair color!

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    Submitted by Linetrash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:43pm

    Just tell her you prefer to start your day by getting a suck-start

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    Submitted by jdboal on Oct 2, 12 at 12:22am

    Perms are a color for black women...just sayin

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      Submitted by bigballin43 on Oct 2, 12 at 1:36am

      that made literally zero sense...