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  • 63 59
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 25, 12 at 2:55pm

    because they tag teamed you now the paternity test won't know who the daddy is and their off the hook for child support

    • 40 58
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 25, 12 at 11:26pm

      Actually, even identical brothers have different mitochondrial DNA.

      • 39 75
        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 25, 12 at 11:57pm

        interesting I did not know this *the more you know*

      • 36 52
        Submitted by reeln on Apr 26, 12 at 11:55pm


  • 52 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 26, 12 at 3:03am

    Have a threesome and get over with it.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Linetrash on Apr 25, 12 at 5:23pm

    Thus the reason you don't hook up at family reunions

  • 51 68
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Apr 26, 12 at 12:03am

    Actually Georgia, identical twin brothers have the same DNA

    • 47 51
      Submitted by allielore on Apr 26, 12 at 4:48am

      You're both correct and wrong. They share the same DNA, but their Mitochondrial DNA is infact different. Mitochondrial is DNA passed on to the kid from the mom. A fertilized egg will have Mom's mitochondrial DNA, half of Mom's nuclear DNA, and half of Dad's nuclear DNA. When the fertilized egg splits into two, the twins will each have identical nuclear DNA, but not exactly the same identical mitochondrial DNA.

      • 43 61
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 26, 12 at 8:08am

        Thank you Allie :) I vaugely remembered learning about people who have two sets of dna so some mom almost got her kids taken away because her dna, depending where they took the sample, didn't match her kids.

        • 40 54
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 26, 12 at 10:12am

          It's referred to as Chimera, after the Greek mythological creature. Basically as a set of twins starts to develop, one set of cells folds over the other set of cells. The single mass developes into one person that will have 2 sets of DNA.

          • 37 54
            Submitted by Donotdiscard on Apr 26, 12 at 1:01pm

            Wow, I just learned something new. Thank you

            • 37 61
              Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 26, 12 at 2:33pm

              Lmao come to tfln for the laughs stay for the education on many things. Mostly about illegal or immoral shenanigans, every now and then something useful :)

          • 36 57
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 27, 12 at 5:25am

            Didn't I see this on CSI or o.e of the other cop shows?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 25, 12 at 3:39pm

    What tequila are you drinking that you have to wait until it "kicks in"?

    • 38 52
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 25, 12 at 11:27pm

      They water their shit in beaufort.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by HailCaeser on Apr 25, 12 at 7:26pm

    If I can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.....incest the game the whole family can play