I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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If you do it in the shower it's not masturbation, you're just cleaning it really fast.
Dude. You just got judged by an inanimate object.
It's only ironic if you're using a Morisette dictionary.
irony at its finest
that's when you know you've hit bottom when your iPod even knows you're playing by yourself
It coulda been playing One is the Loneliest Number....
Eh, it would have been funnier if Queen's "somebody to love" played instead
Too fuckin great.
Why the fuck would you have that whack ass song on your iPod?
@nunu: Queen also made a song called "Somebody to Love"
You're the new "forever alone" poster child.
Am I the only one who thinks its strange this guy has a backstreet boys song as his alarm
I feel like this one is too on point
Imagine if Jack the Knife played?
I made my penis sing the rolling stones "sympathy for the devil" to a girl I was dating in college...it ended pretty much how you imagined
Eww the music, that is.
@nunu treachery? blasphemy? You cant even get the song title right.
Classic, how ironic...
Queen > Jefferson Airplane. Sorry Nunu.
scandal...treachery...blasphemy!!! Jefferson airplanes ask Alice is practically this sites anthem!!!
the song is called "white rabbit "
holy balls your right!!!