the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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No,IM first asshole!(da brooklyn kid)
I bought a pregnancy test one, and I swear, they are paid to give you dirty looks for it.
He was giving the plus sign meaning that your pregnant idiot
Hey, don't limit to Catholics. Anyone who lives in the bible belt knows that any good Christian can be proficient in judgemental douche.
*10:23. Apparently only the snarky side of my brain works this early.
what is with these cashiers? i had to buy a pregnancy test once and the lady gave me the look of death. maybe they dont get laid.
I'd bring them a zygote in a jar.
Please don't fail this test.
Always use two forms of birth control in the future.
Um... She probably did the cross as a blessing, sign of luck that you aren't pregnant. Not as a sign as the OP is evil...
12:17 and 2:45 give atheists a bad name.
He probably did that because in proper Catholic tradition, he was being a judgemental douche who noticed you didn't have a wedding band on. . .
Mwhahahah. Rite aid rules!!!
"Da Brooklyn kid" needs to get off this website, you are annoying as hell
Christianity is such a terrible religion.
You said hell, oooooooooooo!
who says buying a pregnancy test means you don't want to be preggers? Maybe they are hoping for a positive sign!
i'm thinking the "sign of the cross" does NOT mean God is on your side. it means no drinking for the next 9mo. what God would want that?
I'm from the 425 and I wanna know which location it was so I can mess with them.
Wow how did u feel when the cashier proceeded to do the sign of the cross?? I would of told him/her to fuck off!!!!'
Of course they don't get laid, 10:27. They're zealots. If they ever do have sex, you can bet it's straight missionary with the lights off.
There is no god. Better have the abortion.
wow, im pretty sure i was THERE when you were... i was in line for the pharmacy, and i looked over and was terribly embarrassed for you, since the preggo tests are WAY out in the open, where everyone can see you do the "hmm, should i get the two pack?" face.
we're not all catholics.
it was probably snohomish riteaid.
or lake stevens,
425 is washington, not the bible belt
oh my god. i'm from the (425) area... and this happened to me too!
same situation, definitely.
same cashier, maybe.
we must be twins.
i work at rite aid. but not in that area. and every time someone buys a pregnancy test, i want to wish them the best of luck getting the result they want. but i feel like it would be weird if i said "good luck" as they left
you're going to hell