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  • stop dating performance artists.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 22, 12 at 9:04pm
  • My wife likes it when she wakes up to my sausage in bed

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Apr 22, 12 at 3:05pm
  • Stop fookin the lunchmeat, ya great drunken twit.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 22, 12 at 6:14pm
  • I don't go to bed with it, my boyfriend's dog just seems to think the bed is the safest place to hide his snacks for later. It's awful rolling over into bologna :P

    Submitted by derpina on Apr 24, 12 at 2:46pm
  • You had sex with Ron Jeremy again?

    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 22, 12 at 5:59pm
  • stop goin to bed eating deli meats ya fat nasty bastard

    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 3:44pm
    • no this isn't a joke...that's fucking gross...I threw up in my mouth from thinking of waking up with greasy smelly meat in my bed

      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 5:01pm
      • isn't it the same as waking up to a fatty with a roast beef curtain

        Submitted by reeln on Apr 23, 12 at 10:12am
  • Dumb ass and fake

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 22, 12 at 5:10pm
  • Where were you trying to hide that salami?

    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Apr 23, 12 at 5:36pm