I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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stop dating performance artists.
My wife likes it when she wakes up to my sausage in bed
Stop fookin the lunchmeat, ya great drunken twit.
I don't go to bed with it, my boyfriend's dog just seems to think the bed is the safest place to hide his snacks for later. It's awful rolling over into bologna :P
You had sex with Ron Jeremy again?
stop goin to bed eating deli meats ya fat nasty bastard
no this isn't a joke...that's fucking gross...I threw up in my mouth from thinking of waking up with greasy smelly meat in my bed
isn't it the same as waking up to a fatty with a roast beef curtain
Dumb ass and fake
Where were you trying to hide that salami?