He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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"Oy my gawd Becky ..."
"She looks like some rap guy's girlfriend!"
recognizable, not necessarily nice.
Hitler would be recognizable from 15 yards.
so would a bearded woman.
or a severe yeast infection.
Or a REALLY big ass...
That was my first thought.
Now she want a photo. You already know though. You only live once, that's the motto nigga YOLO!
Asses are like fingerprints. I couldn't even count the number of girls I can recognize based on their asses. It's a unique identifier.
ass men FTW!!!
Or maybe you have a really gross, fat ass.
She must be a football player, which would explain the ass, who the hell else measures in yards?
Me measuring my dick.
yeah...your girlfriend told me it is .003 yards long
I was aware of the consequences of posting that lol
I measure in yards; been hunting since I was 7.
You bought that?
Or a jiggler
"Look at her butt..tunechi.." lol