He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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That's three sentences.
indeed it is but there are downsides..like nobody believes your junk is big till they see it and you can't whip it out without getting arrested so your on even ground with the dude with the trust fund six pack abs and pencil thin 3inch minute machine... and don't even get me started on the issues that go with public bathroom toilets touching your dick or how on occasion it doesn't go in the bowl and you piss all over your pants
Burrr that water cold
Nerds take a while to get cracked out of their shell. But when they do, look out.
My life finally summarized into two sentences
I have a big dick. It is fun to play with.
This is so true but I'd rather be w a socially accomplished guy w 6" than an awkward bag of verbal mistakes who has 9".
We are socially awkward because we don't know we have a big dick for a long time. We just think its normal because since we are socially awkward we don't get with chicks for a while and no one tells us that it's big until some girl works past our awkwardness and gets us to show them what we are packing