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  • Submitted by jacquestrip on Apr 7, 12 at 6:58pm

    That's three sentences.

  • Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 8, 12 at 2:18am


  • Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:26pm

    indeed it is but there are nobody believes your junk is big till they see it and you can't whip it out without getting arrested so your on even ground with the dude with the trust fund six pack abs and pencil thin 3inch minute machine... and don't even get me started on the issues that go with public bathroom toilets touching your dick or how on occasion it doesn't go in the bowl and you piss all over your pants

    • Submitted by 830_210 on Apr 8, 12 at 12:11pm

      Burrr that water cold

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 8, 12 at 3:44pm

    Nerds take a while to get cracked out of their shell. But when they do, look out.

  • Submitted by iso on Apr 7, 12 at 4:17pm

    My life finally summarized into two sentences

  • Submitted by niceman on Apr 7, 12 at 10:16pm

    I have a big dick. It is fun to play with.

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    Submitted by crazydoglady on Dec 31, 13 at 10:10am

    This is so true but I'd rather be w a socially accomplished guy w 6" than an awkward bag of verbal mistakes who has 9".

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 16, 12 at 6:49pm

    We are socially awkward because we don't know we have a big dick for a long time. We just think its normal because since we are socially awkward we don't get with chicks for a while and no one tells us that it's big until some girl works past our awkwardness and gets us to show them what we are packing