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  • Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 3:26pm

    Why not start a trend so guys that attend your wedding will know what to wear?

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    Submitted by porthos9438 on Apr 24, 12 at 4:55pm

    Whatever one you want to be buried in.

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 24, 12 at 3:15pm

    Backdoor brown

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 24, 12 at 6:55pm

    You're acting the wrong question. You should be asking what suit is best in order to bang a bridesmaid

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    Submitted by alienmonster on Apr 24, 12 at 3:06pm

    Backstabbing Blue

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 24, 12 at 5:31pm

    There is actual etiquette for this. Wear anything metallic that is pronounced like a large gold chain, or metallic tie or jacket. It is a homage to prima nocta of medical times were nobles had a right to bang the bride before she was married. Anyone in Spciety circles will get it.

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      Submitted by Malicius on Apr 25, 12 at 8:07am

      Which led scotland to burn most of england to the ground

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 24, 12 at 8:31pm

    It's prima noctra

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    Submitted by bakobell on Apr 24, 12 at 3:10pm

    Red.

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    Submitted by eyelovecupcakes on Apr 24, 12 at 7:08pm

    What Not To Wear: wedding edition

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 24, 12 at 3:20pm

    Something that matches her meat curtains.

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    Submitted by maverick2512 on Apr 25, 12 at 2:53pm

    White with black pinstripes

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 24, 12 at 7:25pm

    pimp suit purple

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    Submitted by lonstar11 on Apr 24, 12 at 4:40pm

    probably similar to color dress for "I banged the groom"