What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Why not start a trend so guys that attend your wedding will know what to wear?
Whatever one you want to be buried in.
You're acting the wrong question. You should be asking what suit is best in order to bang a bridesmaid
Something that matches her meat curtains.
There is actual etiquette for this. Wear anything metallic that is pronounced like a large gold chain, or metallic tie or jacket. It is a homage to prima nocta of medical times were nobles had a right to bang the bride before she was married. Anyone in Spciety circles will get it.
Which led scotland to burn most of england to the ground
It's prima noctra
What Not To Wear: wedding edition
pimp suit purple
White with black pinstripes
probably similar to color dress for "I banged the groom"