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  • So try some anal, it'll feel tight for him and you'll at least know when he's in you.

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 2, 12 at 9:13am
  • He had to learn to compensate for his pencil dick somehow.

    Submitted by colybear18 on Oct 2, 12 at 9:11am
  • He puts the "pen" in penis.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 2, 12 at 11:18am
  • Male enhancements, anyone??

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:46am
    • Male enhancements don't actually make you bigger; they just make it easier to stay harder for longer.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 5:31pm
  • Eeeek. Been there. :/

    Submitted by smileyouwon85 on Oct 3, 12 at 10:17am
  • The correct term is "girth"

    Submitted by learntoswim on Oct 2, 12 at 10:22pm
  • And her response to the sex should be, "honey is the banging noise from my head hitting the headboard because it has been twenty minute and I'm not sure if your gyrating counts as an actual fuck".

    Submitted by actcohen on Oct 2, 12 at 10:22am