The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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So try some anal, it'll feel tight for him and you'll at least know when he's in you.
He had to learn to compensate for his pencil dick somehow.
He puts the "pen" in penis.
Male enhancements, anyone??
Male enhancements don't actually make you bigger; they just make it easier to stay harder for longer.
Eeeek. Been there. :/
The correct term is "girth"
And her response to the sex should be, "honey is the banging noise from my head hitting the headboard because it has been twenty minute and I'm not sure if your gyrating counts as an actual fuck".