What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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there's something for rescue crews to find under the rubble stupid dead guy crushed by debris as he was pounding it into his roommate's clothes..so now he's forever known as the retarded homoclothes rapist
One is just rude, the other is a sex crime. You think its funny, but how does a life as a registered sex offender sound?
That actually is a sex crime. Then again, so is openly urinating in a public venue.
I'd have to say the parents part. Blowing on the roommates clothes, a sex crime? Shit, then most of my platoon is fucked.
and so the don't ask don't tell floodgates open and the corps becomes the village people navy it was born from and the opening of jarhead goes in a horrible new direction
Oh DFW hahaha <3