Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Everyone wants a fair trial but nobody wants jury duty.
Just say that you believe in the death penalty and you are prejudice.
dont they usually? Last time I had jury duty they tried to put me on a 2 week but I countered hardship cause i had already rescheduled for the wk between spring and summer and it woulda messed up my conditional admission to state college
Talk about jury nullification, the prosecution will drop you for sure.
Jury by my peers? Fuck that, if you aren't smart enough to get out of jury duty I don't want you judging me.
Ye ole catch 22...
I'd love jury duty
Tell the judge you're a prejudice.
There's always the old peanut butter trick.