Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a dick.. not that you had to
van wilder. very nice.
They need your full name Mr. Head.
Spider pig, spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does.
It's up to the cashier's discretion. Your cashier probably just hadn't gotten any dick in awhile. It's amazing what a good deep dicking can fix.
they accept VOID
Actually they do. I work there. It's been done.
Best Buy does!
I signed spider pig and it took it.
Lol...that's pretty funny
Hell I signed as : peter griffin, evil monkey, sponge bob, weed, LSD, pop evil, Manson, jack the ripper and shut up meg.
Shut up Richard
They dont take smilie faces either
You're at the wrong target then
richard, you never told me you were a dick...... not that you had to