I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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It's in the drawer here somewhere officer...oh, there, under my bong...
Drugs Are Really Excellent!
I have one too. It's from 2002
Alright broward county
Tape it on your dash board. Right over your speedometer.
I graduated from DARE twice. Lot of good that did.
Next time just wear your DARE tshirt, so much easier.
Fatherfigure= annoying cunt. How does if feel bitch?