I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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there are a limited few reasons not to just say yes.for fun lets make a list kids.
1. the kind of ugly a light switch wont help.
she's so fat if she jumped in the air she would get stuck
shes so fat that when she jumped the earth began to orbit her
I thought I told you, we're not IN Kansas any more!
Bob Dole supports this. Bob Dole
That is an interesting euphemism for erectile dysfunction.
Worse sext ever
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On three conditions. First, You make me a sandwich. Second, allow me to sit on the couch watching Sportscenter. Third, blow me while I watch Sportscenter, and eat the sandwich you made me. Then you get the cock. All 3 conditions are non-negotiable.