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  • 55 40
    Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:35pm

    there are a limited few reasons not to just say yes.for fun lets make a list kids.

    • 48 40
      Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:37pm

      1. the kind of ugly a light switch wont help.

    • 40 32
      Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 7:37pm

      she's so fat if she jumped in the air she would get stuck

      • 41 22
        Submitted by crockpot on May 11, 13 at 4:30am

        shes so fat that when she jumped the earth began to orbit her

  • 52 37
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 10, 13 at 3:05pm

    I thought I told you, we're not IN Kansas any more!

  • 46 32
    Submitted by ck24 on May 10, 13 at 10:58pm

    Worse sext ever

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Kommsuessertod on May 10, 13 at 3:51pm

    That is an interesting euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by BigBadWolf92782 on May 10, 13 at 6:05pm

    On three conditions. First, You make me a sandwich. Second, allow me to sit on the couch watching Sportscenter. Third, blow me while I watch Sportscenter, and eat the sandwich you made me. Then you get the cock. All 3 conditions are non-negotiable.

  • 32 29
    Submitted by PotatoSack47 on May 12, 13 at 9:30am

    Bob Dole supports this. Bob Dole

  • 34 33
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 11, 13 at 1:15am

    Steve Walsh approves of this post!

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    Submitted by Key_umm on May 11, 13 at 12:39am

    <3 this!!