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  • there are a limited few reasons not to just say yes.for fun lets make a list kids.

    Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:35pm
    • 1. the kind of ugly a light switch wont help.

      Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 4:37pm
    • she's so fat if she jumped in the air she would get stuck

      Submitted by doiou2 on May 10, 13 at 7:37pm
      • shes so fat that when she jumped the earth began to orbit her

        Submitted by crockpot on May 11, 13 at 4:30am
  • I thought I told you, we're not IN Kansas any more!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 10, 13 at 3:05pm
  • That is an interesting euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

    Submitted by Kommsuessertod on May 10, 13 at 3:51pm
  • Bob Dole supports this. Bob Dole

    Submitted by PotatoSack47 on May 12, 13 at 9:30am
  • Steve Walsh approves of this post!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 11, 13 at 1:15am
  • Worse sext ever

    Submitted by ck24 on May 10, 13 at 10:58pm
  • <3 this!!

    Submitted by Key_umm on May 11, 13 at 12:39am
  • On three conditions. First, You make me a sandwich. Second, allow me to sit on the couch watching Sportscenter. Third, blow me while I watch Sportscenter, and eat the sandwich you made me. Then you get the cock. All 3 conditions are non-negotiable.

    Submitted by BigBadWolf92782 on May 10, 13 at 6:05pm