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  • I don't think a mystical wizard of hook ups would fail to remove your pants. If he was such a thing, he'd have your bra off and in his pocket before you left the bar.

    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 23, 12 at 11:36am
  • Bruise from dry humping <> wizard.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 23, 12 at 1:28pm
  • good drinks cause memory failure.. perhaps you were passed out

    Submitted by Scott69 on Nov 23, 12 at 10:48am
  • So I guess moving the pants out if the way temporarily = magic?

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm
    • Pants =/= panties. Pants are much harder to simply move out of the way temporarily.

      Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 24, 12 at 5:17pm
  • It's called a bruise...

    Submitted by Kommsuessertod on Nov 23, 12 at 12:19pm
  • Drop Dead Fred

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 26, 12 at 9:27pm