Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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I don't think a mystical wizard of hook ups would fail to remove your pants. If he was such a thing, he'd have your bra off and in his pocket before you left the bar.
Bruise from dry humping <> wizard.
good drinks cause memory failure.. perhaps you were passed out
So I guess moving the pants out if the way temporarily = magic?
Pants =/= panties. Pants are much harder to simply move out of the way temporarily.
It's called a bruise...
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