you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I fail to see what the problem with this is?
I mean like weddings usually have open bars....
Sounds like a shitty wedding. Fired!
Was the father of the bride holding a shotgun as well?
I boycott weddings without open bars. Boycott means don't go in this situation though I also boycott all weddings invoking marriage. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/
Represent 808 =D
My uncle was legendary in my family for bringing a hip flask full of whiskey to a wedding. It was a rite of passage to take a swig when you were of age.
I would have just brought a water bottle full of straight vodka and passed it off as water.
make you put your hands up. putcha putcha hands up
dont you just love the water bottle trick...it works everytime
Trailer park wedding?
Are you saying I'm not classy??
Screwdriver= vodka n orange juice therefore it's orange not clear! What a tard
Who said that it was clear? "water bottle of screwdriver" = water bottle + screwdriver
it could have been a solid colored water bottle, like an aluminum one. not necessarily a kill-the-planet water bottle.
Keepin it classy...
Did one of the grooms come tumbling in wasted right after the wedding ceremony?? Worked a Scottish and learn the truth that they where nothing but LOVE to get shit faced. Took a photo of them nooning in the dinning hall before the dinner; had to be two takes some forgot to pull their dicks up.
You don't know enough awesome people.
sounds like something I would do!
I was just at a wedding in hawaii!
Time for a game of "ask me if I care". Are you ready to play?
That's yummy shit