you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I fail to see what the problem with this is?
I mean like weddings usually have open bars....
Sounds like a shitty wedding. Fired!
Was the father of the bride holding a shotgun as well?
I boycott weddings without open bars. Boycott means don't go in this situation though I also boycott all weddings invoking marriage. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/
I would have just brought a water bottle full of straight vodka and passed it off as water.
My uncle was legendary in my family for bringing a hip flask full of whiskey to a wedding. It was a rite of passage to take a swig when you were of age.
Represent 808 =D
dont you just love the water bottle trick...it works everytime
make you put your hands up. putcha putcha hands up
Trailer park wedding?
Are you saying I'm not classy??
Screwdriver= vodka n orange juice therefore it's orange not clear! What a tard
Who said that it was clear? "water bottle of screwdriver" = water bottle + screwdriver
it could have been a solid colored water bottle, like an aluminum one. not necessarily a kill-the-planet water bottle.
Keepin it classy...
Did one of the grooms come tumbling in wasted right after the wedding ceremony?? Worked a Scottish and learn the truth that they where nothing but LOVE to get shit faced. Took a photo of them nooning in the dinning hall before the dinner; had to be two takes some forgot to pull their dicks up.
You don't know enough awesome people.
sounds like something I would do!
I was just at a wedding in hawaii!
Time for a game of "ask me if I care". Are you ready to play?
That's yummy shit