On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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I would've said "yup. made me misty." ba dum tsss
didn't have a childhood... what's stuck up your ass?
You should have responded. He is a Pokemon MASTER!
Hey baby, I beat the Elite Four with a team of Magikarp.
No, but I've been poked by a fuckemon novice.
I would have said, "Yeah, sorry!"
But he has to catch them all lmao
So... That's a yes?
he was going to show you why they call him a master.